I call it Krabby Pate. Classy huh?

Serve it while it's hot, Patrick.

SpongeBob! Were those jewels on the patties?

This is gonna be a heavenly day.

Oh, I almost forgot. Bon-bons.

Hello there, heaven's little wonder.

Take me on a chocolate vacation.

Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo.

[grumbling]

That reminds me Squidward.

I need you to unpack these boxes.

- What's in 'em? - Condiments.

We got "Tangy Spongy Sauce" and "Mild Bobby Sauce"

for the not-so-daring.

Oh, clever.

I don't think I've ever seen a donut this nice before.

[laughing]

Except maybe that donut SpongeBob showed me last night.

A donut this nice could really make a guy happy!

[gasping]

Ooh.

One wiener later.

Mr. Krabs! This wiener tastes just like a Krabby Patty.

Maybe we can add them to the menu.

I'm not impressed.

[music playing]

[music playing]

Ooh, fortune cookies!

Vague prophecies baked into delicious bite size snacks.

These cookies can see the future, Gary.

Which means they knew

we were hungry even before we did.

Let's eat.

Mmm.

"A great fortune has fallen upon you."

[gasping] Did you hear that Gary?!

The fortune is true.

How many slices of barnacle loaf

- do you want? - One? Just... one.

One for you.

Hmm.

And one for me.

Oh, uh, SpongeBob. Maybe just one more.

Uh, I'm kind of hungry.

Sure thing, Sandy.

No, I think I saw something.

Oh, no, I was wrong. Looks okay.

Sure is a fine looking pizza.

Yeah.

What's that? Is that the cheese?

Yeah.

And the pepperoni?

Yeah.

[humming]

I am a culinary genius, no?

Here you are, sir. Ze specialty of mah house.

Roast salad à la Squidward.

[music playing]

♪ I'm right here to stay When I'm old and gray ♪

♪ I'll be right in my prime ♪

♪ Living in the sunlight Loving in the moonlight ♪

♪ Having a wonderful time ♪

[music playing]

[music playing]

[grunting]

[humming]

[music playing]

[grunting]

Whoo-hoo! That's delicious!

Wow!

Come on, Stovie, pop that corn.

Get ready, Gary!

[panting]

Incoming!

[meowing]

Good afternoon, sir.

Could we interest you in some chocolate?

Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!

Yes, sir. With or without nuts?

Chocolate?! Chocolate?! Chocolate!

Here's a fresh batch of cookies.

All right.

Rewards, huh?

Well, yeah, there's--

Let's see, we, uh, we went over the jazz.

So, Grandma, I'm full.

[unintelligible]

[shrieking]

Don't worry. I always carry a spare.

[laughing]

Oh, no, ya don't!

I wanted to buy one.

Wait! We were just kidding about all that bomb stuff.

That'll be 25 bucks, please.

So what flavor is it?

- Apple. - Raspberry.

Well, if it'll get old man Mr. Krabs off my back.

Mm-mmm.

My favorite.

[groaning]

[laughing]

By the powers of naughtiness,

I command this particular drop of hot sauce

to be really, really hot.

Spackle.

[humming]

Shellac.

[speaking gibberish]

Oh, you want me to try it.

[speaking gibberish]

O-Okay.

[sniffing]

Mmm. Smells industrial.

Uck.

Here's a fresh batch of a delicious new chum sauce.

It's called Spicy Chum Surprise.

Uh.

Patrick, what brought you here?

Two words, SpongeBob. Na... chos.

[grumbling] Two words, Patrick. Get lost.

What's that?

Oh, no, you don't Patrick.

You stay away from my backstage--

[mumbling]

If you must know, I made sauce.

But when we add Patrick's DNA to it,

it will become salsa imbecilicus.

Duh.

Idiot sauce! [laughing]

I'll serve it to Krabs and it'll make him so dumb,

he'll just give me the secret formula.

Huh? Huh?

Okay, Mr. Krabs, prepare yourself.

Don't bother sitting down

'cause you'll just stand up when you see this. Tada!

Great Barrier Reef, that patty's spoiled!

[laughing]

Mr. Krabs, it's not tainted meat.

It's painted meat.

Pretty Patties, available in six designer colors.

Okay. No buns.

That's hip. No patties. Happening.

Oh, yeah. That's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw.

This is so cool.

Two salads.

Just look at my unfinished painting.

And my unfinished symphony.

And my uneaten strudel.

My strudel!

Just tasted like pie to me.

It's a strudel, you barbarian.

Just look at those pastry layers.

[groaning]

Oh, yeah!

- Hi, Mr. Krabs. - What ya doing?

I'm having an antique sale.

Have a look around.

Hey, Patrick, look at this thing.

Pretty cool, huh?

Kinda looks like the toilet plunger

I threw out yesterday.

Whoa!

[laughing]

Still want that ice cream?

Boy, I do.

Thanks, Squidward.

Want some SpongeBob?

Last one to the cone is a rotten clam.

Are you done yet?

How 'bout that?

Interesting.

It's some sort of burrito patty. Mm. Who'd like to taste it?

I'll give it a go.

Here ya go.

Hot from the oven and full of loving.

[sniffing] Ooh. Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot!

[sighing]

Mmm. Wow, this is great.

So, how do ya feel, kind of cranky?

- No. - Sort of surly?

Um-um.

[chattering]

♪ It's moving by itself Ya ta ta ♪

♪ Ghosts are in my bowl Ya ta ta ♪

Ghosts... are in my bowl?

Ghosts are in my bowl!

[groaning]

[music playing]

[mooing]

[music playing]

[buzzing]

Ah, there is nothing better than the taste of natural jelly

from a jellyfish.

Hey, how's that new executive treatment sandwich

treating you? 'Cause it's hitting all the quadrants

of my hunger markets.

Mmm. Quadrants.

You know, it reminds me of something

I was saying about business the other day.

The satisfaction earnings of the fourth quarter

of my lunch are off the charts.

[laughing]

And I love the way it tastes. [laughing]

Why don't you go make yourself useful

and synthesize me up some grub.

Yes, your majesty.

What do we got here?

Oh, goody. Holographic meatloaf again.

When am I gonna get some real food?

Intensive. Hmm... I bet they won't have--

[gasping] Wow, they have it!

Canned Bread! This town is great!

Jackpot. Ice cream sandwich.

[humming]

[humming]

[humming]

[sighing]

How ya doing over there, Gary?!

[meowing]

[meowing]

"Send in the box tops... before eating all the cereal"?

Gary, you are a genius!

And to top it off, a custom chopper patty.

And best of all, I raised me prices 150%.

I'll make a fortune!

Hey, that ain't bad at all.

It's actually amazing!

[dish breaking]

This is gold in the form of chum.

I'm so hungry, I could eat anything.

I could eat an entire sponge...

[screaming]

...cake.

I was just gonna share my golden sponge cake with him.

It's got a delicious cream filling too.

And who can forget the hatty patty?

The patty you wear as a hat.

I wear it because I'm bald.

Well, I guess any man who invented the hatty patty

can't be all bad.

The howling rings are a scream!

[howling]

A little different but I like it!

Wow! Squidward, this is the best souffle

you have ever created.

Uh. Congratulations, chef.

[showering]

[brushing teeth]

[gargling]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[music playing]

[dinging] Yee-hee!

[music playing]

One large sea fries.

This is our latest product.

It's pure grease on a paper plate.

I give you points for honesty.

[distant chattering]

SpongeBob, get those seven orders

of Wow soup out to table three pronto!

We gotta keep these customers happy

or Plankton will steal them back!

I hope I win so I can buy all the Krabby Patties I want.

Good thing I brought out the heavy artillery,

Gooey worms!

But Patrick, those don't move.

Sure they do. Giddy up! Yah! See?

[music playing]

Whoa, how many more trucks do ya think they'll be, Patrick?

Huh? Oh, I don't know. I'm getting kinda hungry though.

I'll catch up with ya later, SpongeBob.

Don't crowd. There's more chumbalaya

where came from. Unfortunately.

[grunting]

[everyone] Uh.

It's worth it to live forever.

What is that?

[laughing] I don't know.

Some kind of bean paste or something.

Wrong, monsieur!

It is ze Rare Fruit of ze Kazook Tree.

So, it's supposed to smell like a rotten gym socks?

Its naturally rancid odor can only be neutralized

by shredded gold.

It's your own little slice of Texas. Check it out, Sandy.

We got square dancing...

- giant barbecues... - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

homemade peas-in-a-can pie...

and we got our very own ten gallon hat.