Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles when I was young there was a fellow uh bye went by the name of Jacques de Gautier and he was from thomas coming back and Jack dog. Okay. He was a fellow that really thought. And he was smart. He was our hope I guess. And he was while I was scrambling to get out of high school Jacques Ze Gatineau. And already I think he just changed his last name. Yeah. Well, you know, a man grows uh yeah, mm hmm. But this is the point. Doctor gets, you know, he went to McGill University and he got three degrees by golly and he went to the over across the pond to the fellows with Cambridge. And he even stood up to them. And we thought boy, he's gonna be the next we had Gene Marcia uh huh Peer through though. The three Wise Men of Quebec by God. Jacques Gastineau was going to be the next. Give me the next gun. Yeah. But he vanished And uh I met him, I started to do stand up and and travel from here to there and and to hear again. And one that one time I was in Niagara Falls and by gosh I went over to the Seaworld there. You know how they have the Seaworld, you know with the different fish. You know, I didn't know that but Okay. Yes, balloon world. I've been there many a time. Okay. So I was checking out the beluga whales and stuff. And I look over and who do you think? I see? I hope it's that guy. No, it was, it was just an attendant. But he showed me to the place I wanted to see, which is where they feed the little baby dolphins because I love dolphins. You know, And who do I see there? But you get to know. And here he is. He's feeding the baby dolphins. And I go up to him and I go Zach to get in all. I feel shame for you. You were our hope. You were to go to Canada. Canada's nation's capital of Ottawa and you, you were to be a great man, Jack to get to know. And we were all, you know, we pinned our olive olive thomas stick em in. Quebec pinned our hopes on you. Now that's a, that's a hell of a burden for a man to have a town's hopes pinned on them, isn't it? It is a lot of big burden. So he was feeding these baby dolphins, you know, And I said, I'm ashamed of you. Jacques they got to know you could have done so many great things. And he said, well, he said, I think I'm serving a useful purpose. Now. I believe that. Uh Mhm. No, no, I knew that was gonna happen. I knew that you don't encourage that. That was a 40 minute story. It's like somebody youthful point vous youthful purpose. Yes, that purpose. I don't know. Good God. I know that was way out of line. No way. Who are you to criticize Oscar Pistorius. It's like somebody saying, I gotta show you something. They chicken a four mile hike to show you a dog turn. Look at it. Okay, well, there's your real for cbs. We're getting less moving in this right to Les Moonves. I gotta have him. You want to see that every night? Unless this guy's got more of the quad humor. I love you know that right?
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