Themostimportantquizyouwillevertakeforthewinneryou'llreceivenotonlymyeternalfriendshipbutreasonablypricedmealattherestaurantofyourchoiceforthelosers, you'llbestrappedto a rocketandlaunchedintothesun.
I don't knowwhy I saidwelldone, youhaven't wonityet.
Hello, I'm teamJapan.
WelcometoChris.
Question I understandyouare a winnerbecauseyourbestfriend, maybe 10 yearsoldfriend.
Niceicecoldbeer.
Oheasyquestion.
I amveryconfidentthough.
I don't knowChristhatwell I'veonlybeenon a fewtripswiththem.
I believethat I'm a goodjudgeofcharacter.
So I'm certain I'm 100% certain I willwinthisquiz.
WellobviouslywehavetheUKconnectionandacrossallthreejourneyacrossJapan's I think I'm theonlypersonAlongwithamplemanofcoursethathavespenteverydaywithChris 70 dayswithout a dayoffincloseproximitychris.
I hatetoadmitit, butmymostusedjapanesephraseprobablyisfamilychickystudsonemotionas I dosayitseveraltimes a weekandthat's that's notgood, isit?
Whoops.
I said, herepliedtotheguysayingTommyMoscowandhewaslike, okay, question, chris, it's goodtoyoutubefirstfuturevideooutofthere.
So I, I know a coupleoftheearlyones.
Itmightnotbethefirstone, butitcouldbe a japanesepeopletryingmarmite.
ItcouldbetherobotrestaurantinShinjukuaswell.
Thatwasanearlyone, but I don't thinkthatwasthefirstone.
Itcouldbenuts, keepfallingoverdrunkandis a clearsomewhereaswell, hugefan.
UhChris's stuff.
I knowhe's inhisreasonthatroomandhe's talkingabout, he's talkingtoomuchanditwasaboutuhteachingwhatisteaching, Likedammit, that's wrong.
I know I'm, that's wrong.
I'm sorrychrisuhheatsbloomoutsideeverymorningnoisyabout a billion.
I don't thinkit's thefirstone, but I'm goingtoguesswithjapanesepeopletryingmarmite.
Myfirststudy, Youtubevideowasinsidemytinyjapaneseapartmentandittook a wholeyeartoget 1000 viewsonthatvideoAndthatwasonlybecause I putthevideoonliterallyeverysingledaytogetanextraviewincrementally.
Um, wasdesperateatthetimeand I stillam, I saiditwastakeninhistinyjapaneseapart.
I thinkthat's a veryspecialvideoandit's eitherthatorit's filmingdoctorgenerallyabandonedtraincarriagealthough, and I don't thinkthat's yeahFukushima, I thinkwhoCosimamemories, everybodylookingsinkingandthedifficultculturepickup.
It's a videowhere I literallycamehomeafterschoolonedaywhen I was a teacherAndbroughtthisridiculousEnglishtextbookwithmethatit's justfullofloadsofspellingerrorshadn't beenproofread.
Itjustdidn't makemuchsenseand I justmadefunofitforabout 12 minutesand I thinkthebestvideos, thesimplestonesand I loveit.
C Nowitzkibecauseyou'vebothstarvedtodeathbuthave a laughalongtheway.
D Connorbecausehecancookchickenandbroccoliallday.
Wouldtherebebroccolion a desertisland?
Thatwouldbemybiggestconcern.
That's strange.
I wasn't onthisparticulardesertislandtripthat's fine.
Ochoaasiamakethemout a littlecarol.
I'm gonnagoonthatski.
I thinkifyourfateisalreadykindofdecidedforyou, whynothave a laughwithitandnotskiwoulddefinitelymakethesituationmorebetterboy.
I thinkchriswouldgodownwithnotskisimplybecauseattheendofthedayhe's goingtohavefun.
Whetherhe's makingvideosinJapanordyinginthedesertfinalanswernotskiitatleastwouldbegoodfor a laugh.
Givememytrophy.
If I hadtotakeoneframewithmeto a desertisland, itwouldhavetobeNowitzkibecause I thinkifyou'regonnastarvetodeathanddieon a desertisland, youmightaswellhave a littlebitoffunalongtheway.
And I knowNowitzkiwouldcheermeup, makemelaughandletmediewith a smileonmyfaceandthat's everyone's dream.
Right?
Although I mustadmittheReatooptionisrathertemptingneartheideaof a murderingRyutaroandbeturninghimintosomesortofraftorsomesortofflotationdeviceisorratherappealing.
Anditcouldbe a greattopicfor a futurevideo.
Yeah, definitely.
Could.
I feellikeyousaid, youknow, I thinkit's gottobenotski.
Allright.
Let's getthisoverwithbecause I'm happyifnotskiwindsand I gottiedwiththe N.
Wealreadyassured a tieforeachother.
Congratulationstoyou.
Insertname.
Hereyouarenowmybestestfriendinthewholewideworld.
Welldone.
Andgetreadytochoose a restaurantthat's lessthan 3000 yearsand I'lltakeyoutherethenexttime I seeyouinthenextyearorso.