I madethefirstmove, justwalkedupandsaidwewereactuallyinthecar.
I leanedoverand I didit.
I I kissedher.
I approachedherand I think I said a cornypickupland.
What's yourfavoritenumber?
Shesaidumseven.
I saidNo.
Sohere's mynumber.
Hisfirstimpressionofme.
She's funny.
Shetalkstoherselffor a briefmomentand I justget a kickoutofthateverytime.
First.
I waslike, wow, she's reallypretty.
Andthen I waslike, wow, she's hilarious.
Shewas a littlebitweird, but I likedit.
Ourfirstdatewasshemightkillmebecause I don't think, I rememberweweregoingtothemovies, well, shewasgoingtothemoviesand I thinkherdatestoodherupand I wasthere.
Ourfirstkisswasinhercarattheendofthefirstnightwemet, I waslivinginforthekissand I peakedwhenhereyeswereclosedandshewaslike, andthat's when I knew I wasintoher.
Shegot a goodsenseofhumorand I reallylikedhis, mybluntness.
I'm hilarioussex.
He's funny.
I thoughthelookedlikeshelikedtosay, I looklikeMichael B Jordanand I'm stickingwithitscruffypuppy.
Shetoldme, I looklike a sexyspanish.
Lepercon.
Yeah, I kindofseeit.
Youthought I lookedlikebetterbegood.
I don't thinkshelookedlikeanybody, but a lotofpeoplesayshelookslikeoneoftheKardashian, So I'm gonnajustsaythatjusttokissheroffkimKardashiankindofforsure.
Shelookslikeprincessjasmine.
Webondedmostover, welovewatchingmoviestogether, wewentto a lotofimprovandstandupshowstogether.
Webondedoverhookahallthetime.
Wespokewith a lotofhookah, welovedto, welovetoeattogether, welovetodance, goout, goouttocomedyshows, welovetojustgooutlight a hookah, sorealromantic.
Youknow, I passedhertohookasshepassesback.
Itwaslike a wholelotofmovieWhopaidondates.
I mean, I didfor a whileandthenaswebonded, itwas 5050 me.
Usually, sometimes I'd askhertopayjusttomakesureshehadsomemoneyonher, butmostofthetime I pay, I introducedhimto, shetaughtmehowtobecomfortableinmyownskinandnotreallycareaboutwhatpeoplethink.
Armenianfood.
Shehadtolistentosomeoldschool R and B that I reallylike, whyyougottalikethat, wejust, youknowwhat I'm saying?
Andheintroducedmetojazzmusic.
Theclubusedtobe a clubpromoter, KatDahlia, howtobe a Georgiasmith, howtobestreetsmartSTjohn, I'lltakeshipfromnobody.
That's somethingthatyoudefinitelygotfromme, thebestpictureofusmhmmhmYeahandmylettersaywewerehiringnow, didwesay I loveyou, Shesaidherfirstandiswhenweweremakinglove, I saiditlike 30 secondsaftermycarbrokedownand I waslikethemiddleofthenightandwewerejustoutwaitingforhelpand I wasreallystressingout, shesaid, I loveyouanditreallymadeitfeellikewewerethereforeachother.
Shemade a hookahformeandthen I justlookedinhereyesand I toldherandshesaiditback.
I gothim, shegotmejustwatchAirforceonespukaandhegotme a bunchofclothes, a lotofclothes, makeup, somanyshoes, shinystuff, I gotherpurse, jewelry, seemedlikeitforvalentine's day.
Shethinksreallyfast, youmake a jokegonna, she's gonnahave a jokeforyourightbacktomakepeoplefeelcomfortableunlessyouguysareuncomfortable.
Okay, I alwayswantedtobuy a mansionwhatevergirlswant.
Shoes, balenciaga's.
I don't know, I'llknow I'vemadeitwhen I have a shouldermonkeynamedPeabo.
It's mydream.
Something I alwayssayisareyougonnafinishthat?
Justbeyourself?
Shouldbelike, ohwowallthetime.
Ohwow.
Myfavoritehobbyis I don't wanttocallit a hobby, but I guessacting, I'llgogokarting, smokingweed, lasertag, definitelybeing a psychoexgirlfriendgunrangeorpaintingsitoh, karaoke, I lovekaraoke, I have a talentformakingpeoplelaugh, smokingweed.
Mylifegoalsarebeingpaidtomakepeoplelaughtobeoneofthefunniestandmosttalentedfemaleactressesthatwouldbelikeanactress, comedianforsure, retireas a successfulentertainerandteachkidstheaterandotherartswithmymonkeypeople.
Mybiggestpetpeeveisslowdrivers.
I knowthat's wrong.
Parkboysprobablywhen I'llbefartingsometimesmyshipisthinking, I hategassingiswhattakeslongertogetreadyhereasytwohours.
Webrokeupbecause I told a fewliessecretsthat I'm notgoingtobedoingstupidstuffwithmyfriendsand I didthem.
Anyway, lies.
I startedgoingoutwithmyfriends a lot.
Shedidn't reallylikethatandweallstartedarguingabout a lotoflittlethingsandkindofjustfizzledoff.
Itwaseasytobefriendsbecausewegrewapart, Webrokeupbecauseitwas, youknow, wejusthadlifetakingusseparatedirectionsandwejust, wefiguredoutthatweweren't being 100% honestwitheachotheranditwasbetterifwewereapartsecretsandlies.
Myworsthabitwasbeinglate.
Shesmokedshelikeotherguyspicturesoninstagram.
I hatedthat I bottleupmyfeelingssometimesandthendon't properlycommunicateandexpectthemtoknowwhat's wrong.
Andhisworsthabitwas I wasn't 100% honestchoosingtohangoutwithmyfriendsinsteadofher.
Alwaysalwaystakesomebody's girlfriend.
They'reallgassy.
Hehatedmy I didn't hateanythingaboutherthoughatleastnotthat I canthinkofrightnowherfriends, it's justannoying.
Shewouldnevershowheremotionsandshebundledupuntilshelikeexplodeandthenwegetanargumentand I hatedhisthatwas a knowitall, shehatedallofmyfriendsand I wasalwaysplayingaroundsomuchthenitwould I nevertookanythingseriously.
Theworstthinghedidtomewas I lied, I liedtomyface, I calledherbitchthat's toomuch.
I wastextingmyexgirlfriendwhilewewerecuddling, stilltalkingtohisexandtheworstthing I didtohimwasshejustalwaysassumedthat I wasuptosomethingwhen I wasn't wewerein a fightOnetime I camehomeand I caughtherwithanotherguysmokingmyhookahnottellherparentsaboutmewhenweweredatinginthebeginning.