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  • how would my exes describe our relationship?

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  • So we met at one of my music video shoots, It took an acting class together.

  • We met at a mutual friend's birthday party.

  • My type is funny guys, funny boys, assholes, the bad boy type.

  • Someone to match the sensitive sandwich.

  • She wants to be tough, but we don't know, she just wants to hug.

  • He was attracted to my, she just seemed like easy to talk to you.

  • So I walked up to her.

  • She was hilarious.

  • I liked her energy.

  • She had a good sense of humor and I was attracted to his, she liked that.

  • I was a rapper, his confidence, the sex.

  • I think she thought that I was hilarious.

  • I hope I'm funnier than him.

  • He was like sweet.

  • He thought my best physical feature was her eyes or her smile.

  • Her nose.

  • She had really soft skin and I really liked his.

  • The list is so long.

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  • Probably my smile.

  • Yeah.

  • My muscles, my eyes who made the first move.

  • I made the first move.

  • She would never do that.

  • I did.

  • I made the first move, just walked up and said we were actually in the car.

  • I leaned over and I did it.

  • I I kissed her.

  • I approached her and I think I said a corny pickup land.

  • What's your favorite number?

  • She said um seven.

  • I said No.

  • So here's my number.

  • His first impression of me.

  • She's funny.

  • She talks to herself for a brief moment and I just get a kick out of that every time.

  • First.

  • I was like, wow, she's really pretty.

  • And then I was like, wow, she's hilarious.

  • She was a little bit weird, but I liked it.

  • Our first date was she might kill me because I don't think, I remember we were going to the movies, well, she was going to the movies and I think her date stood her up and I was there.

  • I think we netflix and chill.

  • The first time I've seen her, we went to an Argentinian restaurant, she tried to put on old Jack Horseman, she loved the Empanadas.

  • I couldn't get it.

  • Our first kiss was in her car at the end of the first night we met, I was living in for the kiss and I peaked when her eyes were closed and she was like, and that's when I knew I was into her.

  • She hates me.

  • Tell that story.

  • He thought my best personality trait was, she has many characters and they're all fun.

  • She's hilarious.

  • She can't take a joke.

  • She got a good sense of humor and I really liked his, my bluntness.

  • I'm hilarious sex.

  • He's funny.

  • I thought he looked like she liked to say, I look like Michael B Jordan and I'm sticking with it scruffy puppy.

  • She told me, I look like a sexy spanish.

  • Leper con.

  • Yeah, I kind of see it.

  • You thought I looked like better be good.

  • I don't think she looked like anybody, but a lot of people say she looks like one of the Kardashian, So I'm gonna just say that just to kiss her off kim Kardashian kind of for sure.

  • She looks like princess jasmine.

  • We bonded most over, we love watching movies together, we went to a lot of improv and stand up shows together.

  • We bonded over hookah all the time.

  • We spoke with a lot of hookah, we loved to, we love to eat together, we love to dance, go out, go out to comedy shows, we love to just go out light a hookah, so real romantic.

  • You know, I passed her to hook as she passes back.

  • It was like a whole lot of movie Who paid on dates.

  • I mean, I did for a while and then as we bonded, it was 5050 me.

  • Usually, sometimes I'd ask her to pay just to make sure she had some money on her, but most of the time I pay, I introduced him to, she taught me how to be comfortable in my own skin and not really care about what people think.

  • Armenian food.

  • She had to listen to some old school R and B that I really like, why you gotta like that, we just, you know what I'm saying?

  • And he introduced me to jazz music.

  • The club used to be a club promoter, Kat Dahlia, how to be a Georgia smith, how to be street smart ST john, I'll take ship from nobody.

  • That's something that you definitely got from me, the best picture of us mhm mhm Yeah and my letter say we were hiring now, did we say I love you, She said her first and is when we were making love, I said it like 30 seconds after my car broke down and I was like the middle of the night and we were just out waiting for help and I was really stressing out, she said, I love you and it really made it feel like we were there for each other.

  • She made a hookah for me and then I just looked in her eyes and I told her and she said it back.

  • The holidays we spent together were New Year's Eve, christmas, thanksgiving christmas and valentine's Day together.

  • I got him, she got me just watch Air force ones puka and he got me a bunch of clothes, a lot of clothes, make up, so many shoes, shiny stuff, I got her purse, jewelry, seemed like it for valentine's day.

  • We went to an Argentina restaurant, our favorite one, that's where one of our first day and eating movies and dinner are go to date restaurant was drinks, texas, longhorns, tango Argentina grill and they grill in New Jersey.

  • Our song was, I'm going to say earned it by the weekend.

  • She loved that song, I don't know the name is just when I heard it like I was like this, the song we get married to.

  • Obviously that didn't work out 21 questions, about 50 cents my neck my back mom and she loved that song.

  • We saw the movie, the Avengers together.

  • Get out the grinch stole christmas.

  • It was great from what I remember.

  • We went to, we used to come to new york a lot.

  • Obviously Cali Miami were in Cancun, we got really drunk every day.

  • We loved to go to comedy shows, we loved to smoke, we loved to watch Power, the Office Friends sometimes.

  • I think our sex life was awesome lit in the morning.

  • I would always still the blankets, sing a lot loud.

  • I would face time with her to make sure she wasn't dreaming about.

  • No other dudes in the morning.

  • He would wake up first to wake her up, hits snooze a lot.

  • He would call me booty chad.

  • So she would act like this, this frat boy a lot.

  • I just started calling her chad.

  • I just called her bay.

  • I would call him the same thing in return.

  • We were both booty heads.

  • She had this thing, we were the, but um, she'll call me papi tula should call me handsome.

  • David Beckham once in a while because I used to be in shape.

  • He thought my friends were, I like her friends, annoying.

  • Her friends were all crazy.

  • They had a group and they talked about me all day and I thought his friends were, she don't like my friends, they were fun boys.

  • It's true though, They kind of work when we hang out with my friends.

  • She was always the same.

  • No matter what the circumstances were, she was extra.

  • She was the life of the party.

  • Most of the time when we'd hang out with his friends the same.

  • She never switched it up a lot less extra.

  • She would be a little bit of attention craving.

  • We communicated most often via my phone when I was first talking to her.

  • It was on twitter, twitter and now it's on instagram facebook facetime.

  • Myspace text P.

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  • Box smoke.

  • She was crazy.

  • Our favorite social media instagram, big instagram fan facebook.

  • It's funny.

  • There's always drama there.

  • Get your popcorn.

  • The best thing he did for me.

  • I always put her first, I hope through up to everybody.

  • She was one of the funniest woman that I know, I told her she was beautiful every single morning.

  • Even when she was looking kind of crazy and the best thing I did for him, she always took my feelings into consideration.

  • She was my biggest hype man looking for breakfast.

  • You guys never had hookah and cornflakes.

  • We like to dance to anything ratchet hip hop would be milly rock and be like what I'm saying, there was definitely some, some rapper hip hop, I'm really good at making people laugh, dancing, investigating my friends instagrams to find where I'm at funny voices and my hot tea.

  • I could be better at being on time singing, not being so crazy, taking less time to get ready.

  • My favorite celebrity is Brianna, Michael B Jordan's J.

  • Cole and Shyla buff.

  • My favorite musician is party Be Rihanna Savage.

  • My favorite food was she loved crab fried pizza, pasta, pasta or like crab legs.

  • My favorite movie is the Godfather or finding nemo.

  • One of those two, Finding nemo, I have no idea scarface Hercules Finding nemo parts of the caribbean.

  • Yeah, My favorite sports team is just going to say the eagles.

  • She don't watch sports.

  • The eagles.

  • Shit eagles from Philly.

  • He knew I love to travel to new york and island.

  • I don't know which island specifically.

  • It was an island.

  • So my house, anywhere that there's an island, he knows I'm really proud of my progress.

  • She's chasing her dreams even though her family didn't want her to and she's doing really well.

  • She's really proud of how funny she is.

  • I'm proud of my growth as a person since I've been with all of them.

  • He knows I hate when her parents get on her about anything fun boys.

  • Yes, just like my friends when I make fun of her too much because that would be joking all the time.

  • So that would really pick her off liars.

  • My favorite restaurant is, I don't know what her favorite restaurant, but we always want to drink together.

  • So that was our restaurant domino's as tango Argentina.

  • Anyone who has spaghetti or pizza, my favorite ice cream flavor is ship vanilla vanilla, no chocolate or cookies and cream actually chunky monkey, chunky.

  • What monkey?

  • Oh wow, that's off.

  • My greatest skill is her like dr, she says she's gonna do it, she's gonna do it acting.

  • She thinks really fast, you make a joke gonna, she's gonna have a joke for you right back to make people feel comfortable unless you guys are uncomfortable.

  • Okay, I always wanted to buy a mansion whatever girls want.

  • Shoes, balenciaga's.

  • I don't know, I'll know I've made it when I have a shoulder monkey named Peabo.

  • It's my dream.

  • Something I always say is are you gonna finish that?

  • Just be yourself?

  • Should be like, oh wow all the time.

  • Oh wow.

  • My favorite hobby is I don't want to call it a hobby, but I guess acting, I'll go go karting, smoking weed, laser tag, definitely being a psycho ex girlfriend gun range or painting sit oh, karaoke, I love karaoke, I have a talent for making people laugh, smoking weed.

  • She's really good at comedy, making people laugh and cry.

  • My life goals are being paid to make people laugh to be one of the funniest and most talented female actresses that would be like an actress, comedian for sure, retire as a successful entertainer and teach kids theater and other arts with my monkey people.

  • My biggest pet peeve is slow drivers.

  • I know that's wrong.

  • Park boys probably when I'll be farting sometimes my ship is thinking, I hate gassing is what takes longer to get ready her easy two hours.

  • She would always take at least an hour and a half.

  • So you'll play the whole Britney Spears album three times.

  • One word that best describes me is adventurous, goofy, wild, unforgettable.

  • Who's a better driver, me who's more likely to win an argument.

  • Me hurt me 1000%.

  • My most used emoji is the eye roll 11.

  • It's like, uh, there's this really weird red emoji.

  • It's like a, it's like a red mask for the nose.

  • It's really weird.

  • She uses it all the time.

  • I don't get it.

  • The yellow heart.

  • It's either the crying one or that red mask face who's like, uh, he just describes my mood all the time.

  • We dated for like three years on and off, about two years.

  • I think it was like a little bit under a year.

  • We broke up because I told a few lies secrets that I'm not going to be doing stupid stuff with my friends and I did them.

  • Anyway, lies.

  • I started going out with my friends a lot.

  • She didn't really like that and we all started arguing about a lot of little things and kind of just fizzled off.

  • It was easy to be friends because we grew apart, We broke up because it was, you know, we just had life taking us separate directions and we just, we figured out that we weren't being 100% honest with each other and it was better if we were apart secrets and lies.

  • My worst habit was being late.

  • She smoked she like other guys pictures on instagram.

  • I hated that I bottle up my feelings sometimes and then don't properly communicate and expect them to know what's wrong.

  • And his worst habit was I wasn't 100% honest choosing to hang out with my friends instead of her.

  • Always always take somebody's girlfriend.

  • They're all gassy.

  • He hated my I didn't hate anything about her though at least not that I can think of right now her friends, it's just annoying.

  • She would never show her emotions and she bundled up until she like explode and then we get an argument and I hated his that was a know it all, she hated all of my friends and I was always playing around so much then it would I never took anything seriously.

  • The worst thing he did to me was I lied, I lied to my face, I called her bitch that's too much.

  • I was texting my ex girlfriend while we were cuddling, still talking to his ex and the worst thing I did to him was she just always assumed that I was up to something when I wasn't we were in a fight One time I came home and I caught her with another guy smoking my hookah not tell her parents about me when we were dating in the beginning.

  • One time I got somebody's number in front of swish.

  • But it wasn't like that where we in love.

  • Yeah, we were in love.

  • Yeah, we were in love.

  • You can say that.

  • I think swish and Tony.

  • We always fought about, we already thought about my friend.

  • She didn't like me choosing to hang out with my friends instead of her stupid instagram.

  • Girls common thinking my pictures guys come dinner, her pictures.

  • It was done.

  • But we always fight about that.

  • I got over the breakup after she's still getting over it.

  • I don't know, I just soon.

  • I don't know.

  • She still loves me.

  • He got over the breakup after five months.

  • I didn't get over it.

  • Oh no, I was over moments later.

  • How did things end?

  • Ended badly at first a lot of tears and we were like butting heads like arguing a lot after It took a lot for us to become cool.

  • We just became like friends again.

  • I don't know, it's weird.

  • We just kind of grew apart, We figured out that we weren't being 100% honest with each other and we felt like it was better off than we were friends.

  • I didn't really trust what he was telling me so I kind of just let it go.

  • I wasn't mad but I let it go.

  • We just talked it out and just decided that I wasn't really working right now.

  • It just also sucked after a while to have to be alone again.

  • That's why I'm proud of my growth.

  • You know, I'm like, look, I can walk by myself, no one holding my hand.

  • I'm proud of me.

  • Would we did again?

  • I don't know.

  • I mean, I'm sure the chemistry stay there.

  • Maybe.

  • Hell no, no.

  • Are we still on good terms?

  • I like to think so, yeah.

  • You know, we're in great terms.

  • We have a great friendly relationship.

  • Yeah, I love all of them.

  • Yeah.

  • We stayed friends because it started as a friendship in the end of there's a friendship.

  • So with that we still have a lot in common.

  • We still share a lot of the same interests, find a lot of the same things funny.

  • So it's really hard to not be friends with somebody like that.

  • We stayed friends because we just always had a good connection.

  • We just couldn't keep it on an intimate basis.

  • He would say he misses my personality.

  • You know, it's kind of self conscious about it, but I like it.

  • I like a lot.

  • I just miss having a girl that I could act like she's a guy, sometimes.

  • She could take a joke, we could make fun of each other and that was really fun and I would say I miss his sense of humor.

  • I'm a good time and I think she might miss having fun.

  • The sex, okay, the best memory of our relationship was one time I took this spontaneous trip to Cali L.

  • A.

  • Together that was fun.

  • I loved it.

  • We did improvs together and just went really well.

  • We just match each other's chemistry really well.

  • It turned out to be like one of our our best shows, like just rehearsing our stuff together and like improv together.

  • It was fun.

  • That's where we kind of first bonded.

  • There was just one time we were both really high and she put sour worms on her pizza.

  • It was intense.

  • It seemed like a good idea at the time, but I would never do it again.

  • It's kind of like me and her type of thing, smoking hookah.

  • He was like a fun drink buddy.

  • It would be fun to get drunk with him.

  • The best thing to come out of our relationship was I like to think that I became more humble ever since our breakup.

  • So that's a good thing.

  • I made a really good friend.

  • I learned how to take a joke because she was really good at telling jokes.

  • Also, I think he would tell my future boyfriends good luck.

  • Like I said, a lot of personalities, so you gotta be able to laugh with her, give her back.

  • She's a writer.

  • She a little bit crazy sometimes she a real one.

  • What am I looking for?

  • Someone to understand her and accept somebody that's fun, but still, you know pushes her and what she does.

  • She definitely needs a thick skinned boyfriend whose about six ft two and plays in the NBA, Lebron James someone that's going to lead with integrity.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Mm.

how would my exes describe our relationship?

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