I'm unspeakable and you may know me from Youtube and no, I love doing things like this, wow, we're just breaking everything.

我是難言之隱，你可能在Youtube上認識我，不，我喜歡做這樣的事情，哇，我們只是在打破一切。

This video.

這個視頻。

But what you might not know is that I am the world's number one Patrick star super fan.

但你可能不知道的是，我是世界頭號帕特里克明星超級粉絲。

Seriously, look, I got this trophy and everything.

說真的，看，我得到了這個獎盃和一切。

You voted for the onions, awesomeness, pincus pinky est and most sea story is Patrick Star, moments from sponge bob square pants.

你投票給洋蔥，真棒，pincus pinky est和最海的故事是Patrick Star，海綿寶寶方形褲子的時刻。

And today we're counting them down.

今天，我們正在為他們計數。

Patrick has given us some of the most iconic scenes in the history of sponge bob square pants and you're not gonna believe which moment takes the number one spot.

帕特里克給了我們一些海綿寶寶曆史上最經典的場景，你不會相信哪個時刻佔據了第一的位置。

So let the countdown begin.

是以，讓倒計時開始吧。

You may be an open book spongebob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that.

你可能是一個開放的書本的海綿寶寶，但我比這更復雜。

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

我內心的陰謀是一個謎。

You know, the inner machinations of my mind are also an enigma.

你知道，我內心的陰謀也是一個謎。

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉。

Back to the countdown.

回到倒計時。

Maybe a story will cheer you up.

也許一個故事會讓你振作起來。

It's called the ugly barnacle.

這被稱為醜陋的藤壺。

Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died.

有一次，有一個醜陋的藤壺，他是如此的醜陋，以至於每個人都死了。

The end.

結束了。

That didn't help at all.

這一點都沒有幫助。

The carnival is back in town.

狂歡節回到了鎮上。

I'm gonna be first in line for everything.

我將會是所有東西的第一順位。

Where is everybody?

每個人都在哪裡？

I don't know.

我不知道。

There was one kid here earlier.

先前有一個孩子在這裡。

Doesn't look like any carnival.

看起來不像是任何狂歡節。

I ever don't, excuse me.

我從來沒有，請原諒我。

Uh, stop, Patrick, don't touch it.

呃，停下來，帕特里克，不要碰它。

This isn't the carnival Patrick, Those are hooks.

這不是狂歡節的帕特里克，那些是鉤子。

Mr Krebs says they're really dangerous.

克雷布斯先生說他們真的很危險。

Hmm.

嗯。

I sense no danger here.

我覺得這裡沒有危險。

How could they be dangerous.

他們怎麼可能是危險的。

They're covered with free cheese.

他們身上都是免費的奶酪。

All I know is mr Crabb said Patrick.

我所知道的是克拉布先生說的帕特里克。

Don't do that gz no danger here, go on dry.

不要這樣做，GZ這裡沒有危險，繼續幹吧。

But mr Crabb said spongebob.

但克拉布先生說海綿寶寶。

Let me ask you something.

讓我問你一件事。

Does this look dangerous, Patrick?

這看起來很危險嗎，帕特里克？

Don't lighten up, will you?

不要輕言放棄，好嗎？

Or do I have to eat all this cheese by myself?

還是我必須自己吃完這些奶酪？

Patrick, that last scene as me hooked to find out what your number one seen it.

帕特里克，最後一幕讓我著迷，想知道你的頭號人物看到了什麼。

But I'll just have to wait like the rest of you before we get back to the countdown, we've got to shout out the fact that Patrick has his own series, the Patrick star show.

但我只能像你們其他人一樣等待，在我們回到倒計時之前，我們必須大聲宣佈帕特里克有自己的系列，即帕特里克明星秀。

And it's still good that I put together some highlights just for you.

而我專門為你整理了一些要點，還是不錯的。

Get ready for some classic montage action.

準備好接受一些經典的蒙太奇動作。

No tricks.

沒有花招。

Yeah.

是的。

God you smell.

上帝，你的氣味。

Is ray what you're staying?

雷是你要留下的東西嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Where?

在哪裡？

Two mm poopers, ham, mm tubes.

兩個毫米的便器，火腿，毫米的管子。

That was sick.

這很變態。

Now, back to the countdown.

現在，回到倒計時。

Get your pencils and paper ready for a quick lesson on to one biology.

準備好你的鉛筆和紙，上一節快速的生物課。

Well, it's only I knew how to work this thing.

嗯，只有我知道如何操作這個東西。

Let me take a look at it.

讓我看一看。

Hmm.

嗯。

You know what the problem is, what you got it set to m for many when it should be set to W for one bow, Patrick, I don't think one bow is a real word.

你知道問題出在哪裡嗎，你把它設置為m表示許多，而它應該設置為W表示一弓，帕特里克，我不認為一弓是一個真正的詞。

Come on.

來吧。

You know, I want beau you ambo he she me one dumbo dumbo.

你知道，我想要beau you ambo he she me one dumbo dumbo。

One going, I wonder if I fall from this height will be enough to kill me.

一去不復返，我不知道從這個高度摔下來會不會足以讓我喪命。

One Biology.

一個生物學。

The study of one bow.

對一張弓的研究。

Its first Great spongebob.

它的第一個偉大的海綿寶寶。

Patrick, I'm sorry, I doubted you guys.

帕特里克，我很抱歉，我懷疑你們。

I need your help.

我需要你的幫助。

I tried to make my own one bow belt and I accidentally shrunk my car.

我想自己做一條弓形腰帶，結果不小心把車縮水了。

Look at it.

看看吧。

If any of you out there are one bow experts hit me up in the meantime onto the next clip.

如果你們中的任何一個人是一個弓箭專家，請在這期間打給我，進入下一個片段。

Are you ready for your first day at goodness school?

你準備好迎接你在善良學校的第一天了嗎？

Pat, get your wallet out.

帕特，把你的錢包拿出來。

Okay, goodness lesson number one.

好吧，善良的第一課。

You see someone dropped their wallet.

你看到有人掉了錢包。

Patrick dropped the wallet.

帕特里克掉了錢包。

Now, what would you do?

現在，你會怎麼做？

Excuse me sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet.

對不起，先生，但我相信你的錢包掉了。

Doesn't look familiar to me.

我看起來並不熟悉。

What I just saw.

我剛剛看到了什麼。

You drop it here, nope, it's not mine, it is yours.

你把它丟在這裡，不，它不是我的，是你的。

I am trying to be a good person and return it to you.

我正在努力做一個好人，把它還給你。

Return what to who, Auntie you, Patrick star.

把什麼還給誰，姨媽你，帕特里克星。

And this is your id.

而這是你的身份證。

I found this ID in this wallet.

我在這個錢包裡發現了這個身份證。

And if that's the case, this must be your wallet.

如果是這樣的話，這一定是你的錢包。

That makes sense to me.

這對我來說很有意義。

Then take it.

那就拿去吧。

It's not my wallet.

這不是我的錢包。

We should call my nephews, we should dig him out.

我們應該給我的侄子們打電話，我們應該把他挖出來。

We should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else.

我們應該把比基尼底部推到別的地方。