Thisfirstonecracksmeupbecauseitsmeaningissosimpleandwholesome, itmeanstochatcasualconversationjusttalkingaboutthisandthatwith a friend, thephrasesshoottheshit, I ranintoJasonatthestore.
Yeah, wejustshottheshipfor a while, caughtup.
Weshottheshit, wechatted.
Here's anotherexample, there's threeguestsand I andwejustkindofshoottheship, Talkaboutdifferentstuff, Wejustkindofshoottheshitchataboutnothinginparticularcasual.
Wedon't actuallymakethatfull T sound, butthestopisimportant.
Shipshow.
Shitshow.
ShipshoworshitStorm.
Whatdothesethingsmean?
Let's sayyoubooked a hotelfortheweekend, Youshowedup, theyoverbooked, theydon't havetheroomyoureserved, theyofferyousomethingelsebuttheairconditionerisbrokenandit's reallyhotout.
Alsoyouneedtogetdinnerfromroomservice, butthereis a 90 minutewaityou'retellingyourfriendaboutthisexperience, allthethingsthatwentwrongandyousayitwas a totalshitshell, youknowwhatcanbe a totalshipshow.
Highschool.
So I justwantedtogetthroughthatshitshowandgolivemylife.
Itwashighschoolcanbe a prettyviolentcrazyplace.
Souhwhen I was a kid I wasalwaystryingtobeinvisibleshitshowandshitstormhavethesamemeaningmanythingsgoingwrong.
Sometimeslifeis a shipshowbecausesomeoneshipthebedlikeyourreservationatthehotelthatgotmessedup, let's saythepersonbooking, youdidn't hit, savethatpersonshipthebed, youshipthebedwhenyoudon't dosomethingyouweresupposedtodooryoumessedsomethingup, let's sayaregiving a presentationwith a coworkerandhewastotallyunpreparedwithhispartofthepresentation.
Hereallyshipthebedbecauseofhim.
Thepresentationwas a shipshow.
Alsoanothercoworkergavethisclientthewrongquote.
Sothewholesituationwas a completeshitstorm, totallyshiptobetonthatoneguysand I apologize, I hadotherthings I wantedtodo.
A crockofshit, I said a crockis a potandthisremindsmeofanidiomshitorgetoffthepot.
Thisreferstoits a littlegross, butitreferstobeingonthetoiletwaitingtotake a ship, andwhatitmeans, idiomaticleeismakeupyourmindanddosomething, someactionthatyou'vebeentalkingaboutorworkingtowardsfor a while.
So, notice, noticeifyou'retalkingshittoyourselforifyou'rebeingkindandcompassionate, butthat's notverygoodforselfesteem.
So, notice, notice, ifyou'retalkingshittoyourselforifyou'rebeingkindandcompassionate, youmighthavelowselfesteem.
Ifyouthinkmyworkisship.
Ifyouthinksomethingisshit, youthinkit's nogood.
Thebatterylifeonmycellphoneisshit.
Itonlylastsanhour.
Myworkisship.
Now, whathappenswhenyouloseyourshit?
Doesthatmeanyou'velostyourstuff?
Yourthings?
No, itmeansyouwentcrazy.
Youweresoupset.
Maybeyouyelled, lostyourtemperwhenmysonkeepscomingoutoftheroomatbedtime, whenhe's supposedtobefallingasleep, sometimes I losemyshit, soitcanmeanreallyangry, butalsojustreallyexcited.
When I foundoutmysongotintocollege, I lostmyshitmanwhenhegotdrafted, I lostmyshift.
I believeinhimtremendously.
Helosthisshipbecausehewassoexcitedman.
Whenhegotdrafted, I lostmyshift.
I believeinhimtremendouslytoloseyourshipinanger.
Thisissimilartoshipit.
Toeruptinanger.
Mymomisgoingtohave a shipfitwhenshefindsout I failedmath.
Thesebothmean a lot, but I'm goingtowrapupwithonemore.
Thisisanidiomthingshavenotgonewellandyou'rein a badsituation, You'reupshipcreek?
Thefullidiomisupshipcreekwithout a paddle, butit's oftenshortenedtoupshipcreekCreekis a littlestreamand a paddleiswhatyoumightusetomove a boatalongifyoudon't have a paddle.
Well, it's kindofhardtoseehowyou'regoingtogetoutof a badsituation.
Thiscomedicroutineby a guynamedGizmowhoisnot a nativespeakerofenglishashegoesoversomeofthethingsheworkedoutabouthowamericansusethewordshit, It's priceless, Sofunny.