Good one squid word.

You know what we say?

The only people who don't like a crabby patty have never tasted one.

That's me.

Never had one.

Never will.

Mhm.

No wonder you're always so miserable here.

Try this.

Try one of those radioactive sludge balls you call food, but it's good for you.

Good for you.

That thing is a heart attack on a bun.

No squid word.

I meant good for your soul.

Oh, police.

I have no soul.

You won't be sorry.

No, it's delicious.

Listen, Spongebob, how long are you prepared to keep this up?

Give me that when I die.

You stay away from my funeral.

Oh.

Mhm.

I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

What?

Why?

This crabby patty may be the most horrible pill.

Tread, poorly prepared vile un advertising disgusting excuse for a sandwich.

It has ever been my displeasure to have slithered down my throat and I curse this crabby patty to an early and well deserved grave.

Mhm.

Get it.

But it doesn't make any sense.

The crabby patty is an absolute good.

Nobody is immune to its tasty charms.

Nobody but me.

Are you sure?

Does this look unsure to you?

No.

Good.

Now go spread the word.

Wait till alive.

Way delicious wasted years.

I gotta have more weight after that performance.

He would never let me live it down.

I gotta sneak one.

Just one then.

I'm off the stuff for good.

Spongebob.

Yes.

Good with I need a triple crabby supreme on a kelp fun with extra sea pickle and burn it to a crisp.

Okay, coming right up.

Listen, squid way too.

I want to apologize for before.

I was only trying to make you happy.

Oh they don't all have to like the same thing.

Don't go.

Triple crabby Supreme.

Triple crabby supreme.

Did somebody order a triple crabby supreme?

They must have left.

Well why don't you just leave it out here in case they come back, nope, a patty, this special should be eaten fresh and Well, I haven't had one of these babies in over 20 minutes so well, whoever they were, they had a great case.

Ah They don't know what they're missing back to work.

Mm.

Mhm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yeah, army but home.

I have got to get my hands on a crabby patty and no one's gonna stop me.

You're black.

There it is.

Mhm.

Holy crap!

I don't know where to start, but all that matters is that it's just you and me and nobody Edward.

Is that you spongebob?

What are you doing here?

I always come to work at three a.m. What are you doing here?

God, I forgot my why is the patty vault open?

So I thought that and why are you holding up patty behind your back?

I know I didn't do it.

And why are you acting so nervous and why are you sweating so much?

And why do you look so hungry and no, no way!

It's not what you think this is a big misunderstanding.

You've got to believe me.

I listen.

I am telling you, you better listen to me.

Spongebob.

You like crabby patties, Don't you squid word?

Yes, I admit it my mad.

I love Kirby paddies.

I uh where you can't eat all those patties at one time when what's gonna happen?

Am I gonna blow up?

Not worse.

It'll go right here guys, my thighs and then you blow up.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I remember my first crabby patty.