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  • still damn on the lot.

  • Hey fruit Lovers Orange here with another super exciting challenge video today, we're doing drum roll.

  • Please try not to cry challenge.

  • Now, if you're not familiar with the try not to cry challenge the king and I are gonna watch videos here on this screen.

  • If you cry, you lose, get it, got it good.

  • Both dead challenge orange.

  • The great me onion.

  • Are you already crying?

  • Yeah.

  • Honestly, I pretty much never stop.

  • My eye is made out of onions.

  • So yeah, I don't think you're going to do very well at this challenge.

  • You're probably right.

  • I'll just go talk about a bottom tear competitor.

  • Am I right?

  • Okay, Who's next me?

  • Great.

  • Alright, I heard through the grapevine.

  • You're pretty good at this.

  • Well you heard right?

  • I like never cry.

  • So that's good because I brought in footage of wine being made.

  • Oh guys get out of there, don't go in that back.

  • No, no, I'm sorry grape, but you're whining a little too openly.

  • Yeah, I know you win holly.

  • Bring me a worthy adversary.

  • Yo what's up pear, please?

  • You don't stand a chance.

  • How could you?

  • You have no legs to stand on are hard.

  • Seriously though you crying Freddy fast bear Like every day, this is gonna be so easy.

  • We'll admit Freddy is super scary.

  • It makes me cry all the time.

  • But fortunately for me, I get to go first.

  • I brought in a compilation of kazoos being melted down right now, all those beautiful kazoos and then being poured into molds to form dancing hippo figurines.

  • No, that's the worst thing that could be melted down there.

  • Tell are you gonna cry?

  • Orange is next up is a bunch of fuses being removed from sticks of TNT right now.

  • You give me will never be able to fulfill its destiny to explode.

  • Oh, alright, still damn on the lot.

  • Alright, bye.

  • When who's next I am, get your handkerchief ready, pear, I've got a real pair drinker, bring it.

  • Well, I will, yeah, I got it.

  • Waste of a library that got demolished a while back.

  • I think about it there, I'm thinking about it all those blocks, yep, super sad, so sad, you probably want to try.

  • Not really well, I was afraid he would come to this.

  • So I made a couple additions for the video, so fair.

  • Yeah, we're out of time.

  • Little level is our champion climb up onto the top platform there buddy, I can't, it's too high.

  • Yeah, more like the, trying not to laugh so hard.

  • You cried challenge.

  • Yeah Hoy Hoy fruit lovers, it is.

  • I, grapefruit and me, little apple David, try not to cry.

  • Challenge is back by popular demand, gonna warn you right now, my little bro, I prepared extensively for this, is that right?

  • Oh, that's right.

  • I refrained from drinking water for the last three days, tears will not for majorly in this magnificent dehydrated body of mine Plus I'm super tough and I never cry at everything, so feel free to throw the towel in now and save yourself the embarrassment.

  • I wouldn't be so sure.

  • Great for him.

  • I brought a secret weapon with me.

  • Three of them actually one for each round.

  • Thanks for reminding me.

  • Here's how it's gonna go down.

  • Fruit lovers.

  • Today is trying not to cry.

  • Challenge has three rounds every round will get one chance to make the other person cry when it gets points, loser gets remembered as a cry baby.

  • You ready to do this?

  • Of course.

  • I'm always ready to wing for round one.

  • I have prepared a dramatic reading of the famously sad song Cat's in the cradle.

  • A child arrived just the other day came into the world the usual way.

  • Well that's nice and all grapefruit.

  • But see if you can watch this without crying baby kittens without mommy!

  • Oh dear!

  • Every day you don't adopt a kitten is another day without a mommy for a kitten like this and this and this.

  • Are you holding up over there?

  • You are you telling me these kittens don't have homes.

  • We even have this baby Duck who thinks he's a kitten.

  • Okay turn it off.

  • Why?

  • Because if you don't Oh get up round one goes to a little apple.

  • Stop gloating and hand me the tissues are already you ready for round two?

  • I was born ready for round two.

  • I'm bringing the fire this round so brace your face to be smeared with tears.

  • You see this.

  • Yeah, looks like a white SPAC.

  • This my friend is us.

  • It is a wide angle of earth floating in the emptiness of space.

  • Everyone you've ever known is contained inside this little speck.

  • Does it make you feel insignificant?

  • Alone?

  • Does it make you weep to know how pitifully small we are compared to the Fastness of Yeah, you're some same commercial again, baby kittens without mommy, that's not fair to bring the ship.

  • I alright, round two goes to the little guy looking the baby duck.

  • He thinks he's a kid.

  • He's such a stupid little baby doug tissue.

  • Thank you.

  • Shall we just I'm up two rounds to zero.

  • No way.

  • Can you win this one?

  • What if we make it interesting?

  • I'm listening.

  • Round three is now worth triple points.

  • Okay, Okay, as am I for I have brought my viola behold the most tear inducing rendition of greensleeves you've ever laid your non existent ears upon.

  • Yeah, I just brought the same commercial again, baby kitten.

  • I takes you know, hand me the food.

  • Hello kid in the Dark ocean Agency.

  • I'll take him.

  • I'll take them all.

  • Yes.

  • Even the baby duck.

  • Especially the baby duck.

  • I guess I want to try not to cry challenge, but in a way you have one too.

  • That's true.

  • Today.

  • Grateful.

  • Discovered his purpose in life to be a mother.

  • That's it!

  • Come here, my Children come to me.

  • Oh, I'm so happy.

  • Oh wow!

  • I just remembered something.

  • What's that?

  • I'm allergic to cat dander.

  • You're allergic to kittens.

  • Yeah, way.

  • We should call our mom.

  • I love you so much.

  • Hey there, Fruit lovers.

  • It's the try not to cry.

  • Challenge Orange.

  • You glad I'll be your host now let's make the contestants.

  • He's the apple of many and I he ain't read, but he's still delicious.

  • No, buts about it.

  • This guy is not half bad.

  • Let's welcome.

  • Corey.

  • Thank Orange.

  • Great to be here.

  • If I win today, I'm gonna use the prize money to pay off my new dream butt cheek.

  • Master thick 1000.

  • Whoa.

  • That's one shiny Heinie.

  • Yeah.

  • And I got like 40 more payments on this puppy.

  • So it'll be a real bummer if I don't win.

  • Well, let's meet your competitor.

  • He's sharp.

  • He's got metal.

  • He can handle whatever you throw at him.

  • Please welcome.

  • Nice.

  • Hello there orange.

  • Thank you.

  • Hey, don't you boo me.

  • I'm not a bad guy.

  • What will you do with the prize money if you win?

  • Nike.

  • Oh man.

  • I don't know.

  • Probably just go on vacation.

  • Find a beach somewhere and cut loose.

  • You know, good plan.

  • Maybe you should go to Bar Blade does well, if it's as far away from you as possible Then yes, I'll definitely consider it.

  • Okay, so here are the rules.

  • three rounds.

  • Whoever cries first loses, get it got it Good.

  • Round one.

  • Let's get right to it chop chop?

  • I'm not gonna waste your time.

  • Corey is it?

  • Here's the deal I've kidnapped the one person you care about most in the world.

  • What?

  • What are you doing me for?

  • Come on.

  • That's not evil.

  • That's just me competing.

  • Wait a sec.

  • Wait, you mean you've kidnapped my half brother?

  • Little apple.

  • That's precisely what I mean.

  • Don't give in paint this guy no matter what it takes a touching sentiment, but misguided, I'm afraid.

  • Cory you're definitely going to cry after I do this.

  • Did you miss me on purpose or no, I'm trying my best to cut you.

  • It happens.

  • Just getting hard because you're so small, wow.

  • Never heard that one before now.

  • Yeah.

  • Whoa.

  • Looks like knife.

  • Just can't cut it.

  • All right, it's really hard.

  • Okay, it's just so small parts on the booing is it's really hurting my feelings and oh, it's not so frustrated.

  • He's actually crying right now.

  • He sure is.

  • Round one goes to Corey.

  • Like on one hand, I'm really glad Corey one and I didn't die.

  • But on the other hand, I really didn't need another reminder of how small I am today.

  • I can't hear you from all the way up here.

  • A little apple moving on to round tail.

  • What's gonna try this round knife, cutting my favorite half brother didn't work.

  • True, which is why I'm trying something different cutting you.

  • Well, what time out is that even legal?

  • I don't really care.

  • I need that vacation.

  • Would you stop pulling me already?

  • How Corey, get ready to cry as a result of physical pain.

  • Hey listen, you're wasting your time.

  • I'm telling you man bro, I don't feel pain.

  • Seriously?

  • Yeah, I love that.

  • Half of my brain five.

  • Have you just figured out?

  • I'm like half the size of a normal apple though.

  • I'm pretty hard to cut basically all that effort you just exerted?

  • Yeah, it was kind of a week.

  • You're kidding me, right?

  • I put everything I had into that one.

  • I I'm not trying to be a jerk or nothing, but I think you crying orange.

  • True story.

  • Corey, you win round two but don't despair night you still have fight.

  • Round three is worth triple points.

  • Nice.

  • Makes me wonder why we even did the strait of rounds one and two, but okay, I think I'll go birthday Brown.

  • I brought this baby kittens without mommy, wait a minute.

  • I thought baby kittens without mommy's was banned from this competition.

  • Nowhere was it?

  • Thought I lost half of my brain that remembers the rule of orange?

  • Maybe you can remember me.

  • Didn't I literally tried to kill me and my brother in the first two rounds.

  • Or am I imagining that you made your point?

  • The rules went out the window a while ago, but you're wasting your time.

  • I don't cry or baby kittens.

  • Oh yeah, well, good thing.

  • I also came across the footage of you getting booed off the stage at the comedy kitchen in 1986.

  • So yeah, I went out with a blonde butter knife the other night.

  • Didn't work out.

  • She wasn't too sharp.

  • Oh, where did you find that tape?

  • That's it.

  • You're getting chopped orange to Everyone is getting chopped.

  • Stop booing me.

  • How chap you all?

  • Oh, come on.

  • This thing isn't even paid for yet.

  • Mm hmm.

still damn on the lot.

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