Wait, I'vewantedtofilmthisvideoforprobablytwoyearsnowand I finallyhavethechancetodothisvideoonthegreatestinventionevermadeBarbudathetoaster.
ThisvideowasnotsponsoredbyBermuda.
Heseriouslyjustlovesbread.
OhGod, it's sohot.
Oh, whiteorblack.
I don't know.
OhmyGod, thisis, ohGod.
OhGod.
What's goingon?
Nothing.
Nothingatall.
I'm justlookingatpornography.
Justhardcore.
Thedirtiestpornography.
Youdon't wanttoseethis.
Thisisnotsomethingyoushouldsee.
I'm sorry.
I haveanissue.
I'm a mhmYeah.
Luckytoastyourstuffagain.
I'm sorry.
Reallymoreaboutmuda.
Youhaveanaddiction.
Youhave a problem.
Theyhave a greatone.
I knowthattheblackwhiteandthegradessosexy, isn't it?
Yes, I didreceivethisforchristmas.
Yes, thisisthegreatestchristmasgift I'veevergot.
Andyes, youmightbethinkingthat's reallyweirdforyoutowant a toasterforchristmas.
Butletmetellyouthisisnotyouraveragetoaster.
You'veheardofElonmuskinTesla, buthaveyouheardofGenterrouteandGamudabecauseyoushouldbecausehe's like 100 timesbetterthanElonmuskbecausehecreated a machinethatcanbringbreadbacktolife.
Andyouknowwhat, I don't eventhinkbarbudadoesanyadvertisement?
I thinkthey'rejustawesomeandtheydon't needtoadvertiseitbecausetheyknowthatthey'vecreatedtheperfecttheperfectmachinealmostasimportantastheprintingpress.
What's outmyfingers, whatsucksaboutregulartoastersthat I grewupwith?
Isthateverytimeyouput a pieceofbreadinthereitcomesoutaslike a reallythick, harddrycrackerandyou'vegottoput a lotof, somekindofsomethingonittotrytoendurebleedingofthegumsthatyougetfromreallydrytoastbutnotthis, thishasthecrunchoftoastbutallthesoftmoistureofdelicatelyfreshbread.