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  • Hey, the mail's here.

  • Where'd you get?

  • Let's see.

  • Gary gary gary gary gary gary.

  • Hey, your magazine.

  • That's funny.

  • I don't remember subscribing to fancy living, digest.

  • Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living.

  • This guy is so rich.

  • He has a swimming pool in his swimming pool.

  • This goods, good shoes, get me stealing my mail.

  • Hey, squid word.

  • How do the people in that magazine get all that money.

  • They're entrepreneurs.

  • They sell thanks to people quick, Patrick without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

  • Oh, more time for thinking?

  • No.

  • Something real.

  • An item.

  • Something you would pay for a chocolate bar.

  • That's a great idea.

  • Path.

  • We'll be traveling.

  • Chocolate bar salesmen.

  • Good afternoon, sir.

  • Could we interest you in some chocolate?

  • Chocolate.

  • Did you say?

  • Chocolate?

  • Yes, sir.

  • With or without nuts.

  • Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.

  • Chocolate jock.

  • Okay.

  • First guy didn't count.

  • Hello?

  • I think you laid it on a bit thick there.

  • Old pal.

  • Let me try.

  • Mhm.

  • Please go away.

  • Um, how you doing?

  • How am I doing?

  • I want to buy some chocolate.

  • We gotta go, Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat.

  • Is that right, lover boy.

  • As you can see me and chocolate no longer hang.

  • You can keep that for $5.

  • I'll take 10.

  • I can't understand what we're doing wrong.

  • I can't understand anything.

  • There must be something to this selling game that was just not getting other people do it.

  • I mean, look at that.

  • Eat barnacle chips.

  • They're delicious.

  • They are most certainly not delicious.

  • Not the way I use them yet.

  • They sell millions of bags a day.

  • Well maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell as many.

  • That's it, Patrick.

  • We've got to stretch the truth chuck.

  • We'll work as a team.

  • Let me get this customer warmed up.

  • And then you come in for the kill the kill.

  • Yes.

  • Hello, young lady.

  • We're selling chocolate.

  • Is your mother home mom?

  • Why my daughter yelling, You just can't wait for me to die, can you?

  • They're selling chocolate chocolate.

  • What?

  • What are they selling?

  • Chocolate?

  • What chocolate?

  • I can't hear you.

  • They're selling chocolate.

  • That's selling chocolate chocolate.

  • I remember when they first invented chocolate.

  • Sweet sweet chocolate.

  • I always hated it.

  • Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating.

  • It's for you, rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.

  • Let you say I'll take what?

  • Come on, You lazy mary start rubbing me with that chocolate.

  • I hate you.

  • Don't get me wrong, Patrick, but there's no one left in town to sell chocolate bars to whoa!

  • Let's face it, Patrick were failures.

  • I can live with that.

  • Let's change our names to why and bother.

  • Finally, I've been trying to cut you boys all day now that I've got you right where I want you.

  • I'd like to buy all your chocolate.

  • Mhm.

  • You thank you for your patronage.

  • Are we living the fancy life yet.

  • Sponge ball.

  • Not yet sally first.

  • We got to spend all the money.

  • What are we gonna spend it on?

  • Good evening sir.

  • Table for one please.

  • Sorry but the whole restaurant has been rented to a private party but it's my only night to be fancy.

  • Who could afford to read out the whole restaurant, A couple of rich entrepreneurs and their dates, mm.

  • So how long have you two ladies known each other?

  • What what did he say?

Hey, the mail's here.

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