It's orange and pear.

這是橙子和梨子。

Back with another two Buehler episode of Hell to this week.

回來後，又有兩部布勒的《地獄》劇集到本週。

Mario music warrior wants to know how to dance like Michael Jackson?

馬里奧音樂戰士想知道如何像邁克爾-傑克遜那樣跳舞？

Oh, that's easy.

哦，這很容易。

Easy.

容易。

Orange Michael Jackson was one of the greatest dancers of all time.

奧蘭治-邁克爾-傑克遜是有史以來最偉大的舞者之一。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Couldn't be easier.

再容易不過了。

It's just one step come up with the cool sounding name for a dance move.

這只是一個步驟，為一個舞蹈動作想出了一個聽起來很酷的名字。

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

等等，等等，等等，等等。

So you're saying people should come up with the name before they even invent the move.

所以你是說人們應該在發明這個動作之前就想出這個名字。

Yeah.

是的。

And that's the easiest part of all.

而這是最簡單的部分。

You just look around and list of things.

你只是環顧四周，列出了一些事情。

You see what?

你看到了什麼？

Yeah, like moon walk.

是的，就像月球漫步。

Moonwalk.

月球漫步。

Yeah.

是的。

See how easy it is, I guess.

看看這有多容易，我想。

Go ahead.

請講。

Give it a try.

試一試吧。

Okay, Orange TNT.

好的，橙色TNT。

I love it.

我喜歡它。

The orange TNT sounds like an incredible dance move.

橙色的TNT聽起來像是一個不可思議的舞蹈動作。

Let's do it right now.

我們現在就去做吧。

No.

沒有。

Okay, let me let me try again.

好吧，讓我讓我再試試。

Okay, but I'm being honest.

好吧，但我是誠實的。

I thought your first one was the bomb.

我認為你的第一個作品是炸彈。

Okay, let's T and T.

好吧，讓我們來看看T和T。

Oh TNT.

哦，TNT。

Another great dance move, prepare.

另一個偉大的舞蹈動作，準備。

Let's make this dance move.

讓我們讓這個舞蹈動起來。

A reality folks for it.

一個現實的鄉親們為它。

No, I do not want a TNT related dance move in any way, shape or form.

不，我不希望以任何方式、形狀或形式出現與TNT有關的舞蹈動作。

Got it.

明白了。

No.

沒有。

TNT.

TNT。

Welches pair.

Welches一對。

You're the one naming this move.

是你在為這一舉措命名。

Not me.

不是我。

Yeah, you're right.

是的，你是對的。

I am naming it.

我正在給它命名。

So I'm gonna name this one.

所以我打算給這個人起個名字。

Something scientific.

科學的東西。

You mean something boring?

你是說一些無聊的東西？

No, something scientific.

不，是科學的東西。

Now then this dance will be called the dinosaur mitochondria dinosaur mitochondria.

現在，那麼這種舞蹈將被稱為恐龍線粒體恐龍線粒體。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Really?

真的嗎？

That's what I've decided.

這就是我的決定。

Okay, may I suggest you shorten it a little kind of hard to shut it out on the dance floor, you know?

好吧，我建議你把它縮短一點，有點難關在舞池裡，你知道嗎？

Yeah, that's true.

是的，那是真的。

Maybe the Dino Candrea.

也許是迪諾-坎德雷亞。

The mitochondria Dino now, that's no good weight.

現在的線粒體迪諾，那是不好的重量。

I've got it dinosaur mitochondria, we'll call it the dyno mite, brilliant way.

我已經得到了它的恐龍線粒體，我們將稱它為動力蟎，輝煌的方式。

Everyone here in orange here with what promises to be the shortest how to video of all time shortage of all times?

每個人都在這裡，在這裡的橙色與什麼承諾是最短的如何視頻的所有時間短缺的所有時間？

I doubt it.

我懷疑這一點。

Little Apple isn't even hosting this one.

小蘋果公司甚至沒有主持這個活動。

I heard that I'm serious dude, today we're showing the audience how to hit the whoa and it's super easy, totally just hit it with a baseball bat.

我聽說，我是認真的，今天我們要向觀眾展示如何打哇，這超級簡單，完全就是用棒球棒打。

Right?

對嗎？

You know with a problem.

你知道有問題。

No.

沒有。

With your fist.

用你的拳頭。

No.

沒有。

Why do we hate this?

我們為什麼討厭這個？

Whoa.

哇哦。

Character so much?

角色這麼多？

Anyways, what do you do deserve getting hit.

總之，你做什麼都值得被打。

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Orange.

等等，等等，等等，等等，等等，橙子。

Can you not hit the whoa?

你能不打哇？

Do you not even know what the whoa is?

你甚至不知道 "哇 "是什麼嗎？

Of course I know what the whoa is, but just so that everyone at home knows maybe you should explain it, you know, for them?

我當然知道 "哇 "是什麼，但為了讓家裡的每個人都知道，也許你應該解釋一下，你知道，為他們？

Sure, Dude.

當然，督爺。

All right, so the woe is basically the world's easiest dance move.

好吧，所以悲哀基本上是世界上最簡單的舞蹈動作。

Watch this one.

看這個。

Is he going to do it when it's gonna hit the wall?

當它要撞牆的時候，他還會這樣做嗎？

Dude, he just did Wait, that was the wall.

老兄，他只是做了 等等，那是牆。

That's it.

就這樣了。

I told you it was gonna be a short video.

我告訴過你這將是一個簡短的視頻。

Now then.

那麼現在。

Step one, but your left hand up in the air?

第一步，但你的左手舉在空中？

Palm facing the wall behind you care.

手掌朝向你身後的牆壁關心。

This is impossible.

這是不可能的。

What are you talking about?

你在說什麼呢？

How hard is it to put your hand in the air.

把你的手放在空中有多難。

Pretty darn hard.

相當難。

If you don't have any hands.

如果你沒有任何手。

Ok, fine.

好吧，好吧。

Hitting the wall might be harder for certain people and certain foods.

對某些人和某些食物來說，撞牆可能更難。

Step to close your fist and bring it down across your body and bend your knees.

邁步收攏拳頭，將其橫在身體上，彎曲膝蓋。

That's three things.

那是三件事。

Bare fist and bring it across your body.

裸露拳頭，並將其帶過你的身體。

And me, Ben, I thought you said it was gonna be easy.

而我，本，我以為你說會很容易。

It is easy.

這很容易。

Dude, we're almost finished.

夥計，我們快結束了。

I need to take notes.

我需要做筆記。

Where's my notebook?

我的筆記本在哪裡？

Where's my calculator?

我的計算器呢？

Where's my AOL cd RAM?

我的AOL CD RAM在哪裡？

I'm probably gonna need the internet for research.

我可能會需要互聯網來進行研究。

Dude, we're seriously almost done.

老兄，我們真的快完成了。

Where's my sex, isn't there?

我的性愛在哪裡，不是嗎？

Did you put my sexting somewhere?

你把我的性愛視頻放在哪裡了嗎？

Dude, you do not need a sexton for this event.

夥計，你不需要為這個活動配備一個司儀。

How do you expect me to navigate the wall without a sexton?

沒有司爐，你要我如何在牆內航行？

Would you just please focus.

請你集中精力。

Step three of three.

第三步，三個人中的第三個。

Bring your right hand in next and that's it.

接下來把你的右手拿過來，就是這樣。

Now let's put it all together already.

現在讓我們把這一切都放在一起已經。

Don't you think we should practice some eye for what?

你不覺得我們應該練習一些眼力嗎？

That guy is hitting it?

那個人在打？

No sweat.

沒有汗水。

Whoa, whoa is right.

哇，哇是對的。

So you want to try orange?

所以你想試試橙色？

No, wow.

不，哇。

Huh?

嗯？

Whoa, did I do it right.

哇，我做對了。

Did I hit the wall now?

我現在撞牆了嗎？

You did it wrong?

你做錯了嗎？

There's no baseball bat involved.

沒有涉及棒球棒。

Really easy mistake to make.

真的很容易犯錯。

I thought the same thing, although I do think our ways way more fun, wow.

我也是這麼想的，雖然我確實認為我們的方式更有趣，哇。

Whoa.

哇哦。

That does look like fun?

這看起來確實很有趣？

Whoa, It's right, wow.

哇，這是對的，哇。

Whoa, whoa, whoa how do you do how to blaze orange here and today I'm joined by caution everyone contrary to some of the rumors I've seen floating around the internet.

哇哦，哇哦，哇哦，你是怎麼做的，如何在這裡熾熱的橙色，今天我加入了謹慎的大家，與我在互聯網上看到的一些流言相反。

I am alive, I did not get encased in carbonite and I am not living a secret double life as a secret agent really, people are saying you're a secret agent.

我還活著，我沒有被包裹在碳酸鹽中，我也沒有過著祕密的雙重生活，真的，人們都說你是一個祕密特工。

No, but sometimes it's good to nip those rumors in the book.

沒有，但有時將這些謠言扼殺在搖籃裡是件好事。

Yeah, my passion, we do have fun and the fun ain't stopping anytime soon because the day we're showing the audience, go dance with someone.

是的，我的激情，我們確實有樂趣，而且樂趣不會很快停止，因為在我們向觀眾展示的那天，去和別人跳舞。

Oh this is perfect, I agree.

哦，這太完美了，我同意。

I mean it's perfect because my boyfriend g is an amazing ballroom dancer.

我的意思是這很完美，因為我的男朋友G是一個了不起的舞廳舞者。

Well of course he is.

當然，他是。

You mind if he helps out today.

你介意他今天幫忙嗎？

G come here, it's how to dance with someone.

G來到這裡，這是如何與人跳舞。

Ah one of the numerous arenas in which I am a certified expert step one, ask your partner to dance.

啊，我是眾多領域中的一個認證專家第一步，請你的夥伴跳舞。

This may take a good deal of courage but be direct and makes strong eye contact Orange.

這可能需要很大的勇氣，但要直接，並且要有強烈的眼神接觸。

You want to demonstrate?

你想示範嗎？

Sure, Hey, passion you want to dance or yes, it was perfection on.

當然，嘿，你想跳舞的熱情還是有的，這是很完美的。

It was, it was a perfect example of what not to do.

它是，它是一個完美的例子，說明了什麼是不應該做的。

Oh, I have an idea for the rest of the video.

哦，我對視頻的其餘部分有一個想法。

Maybe Orange can show us what not to do and g couldn't show us the correct way.

也許奧蘭治可以告訴我們什麼是不應該做的，而G不能告訴我們正確的方法。

Yeah, sounds really fine.

是的，聽起來真的很好。

Now.

現在。

Fashion, may I have the pleasure of this dance, you may step to do not be subconscious on the dance floor.

時尚，願我有這個舞蹈的樂趣，你可以在舞池中踩著不自覺的腳步。

Remember there's no wrong way to express yourself.

請記住，表達自己的方式沒有錯。

Dancing really?

真的跳舞？

So I can just be myself.

所以我可以只做我自己。

Yeah.

是的。

Yeah, yeah, I stand corrected, evidently there is an incorrect way to express yourself on the dance floor.

是的，是的，我糾正了，顯然有一種不正確的方式來表達自己在舞池中。

For one thing, do not set off.

首先，不要出發。

TNT do set off.

TNT炸藥確實爆炸了。

TNT do not set off.

TNT不會爆炸。

TNT do not not set off TNT do not set off TNT.

TNT不要不要引爆TNT不要引爆TNT。

Now then another thing to remember about what happens if I get into a dance off, dance off.

現在，那麼另一件要記住的事情是，如果我進入了一個舞蹈比賽，舞蹈比賽會怎麼樣。

Yeah.

是的。

What if someone challenges me to a dance off yo that literally never happens.

如果有人向我挑戰跳舞，怎麼辦？

What happens if I step on my partner's toes?

如果我踩到我的夥伴的腳趾會怎樣？

You don't have toes, neither does she?

你沒有腳趾，她也沒有？

What if the music inside my head is louder than the music playing in real life.

如果我腦子裡的音樂比現實生活中播放的音樂更響亮，那該怎麼辦。

Which one should I dance to?

我應該和哪一個人跳舞？

Enough G don't lose your temper.

夠了，G不要發脾氣。

Oranges, just showing us what not to do, remember.

橙子，只是向我們展示了什麼是不應該做的，記得。

Indeed.

的確如此。

And he is doing an incredible job of that.

而且他在這方面做得很好。

Now then Orange, may I now demonstrate how to dance with passion correctly.

那麼現在，奧蘭治，我現在可以示範如何正確地用激情跳舞。

That's okay.

那也沒關係。

That's all the tips you gave me, I can demonstrate that myself.

這就是你給我的所有提示，我可以自己演示。

Yeah.

是的。

Would you come back here wolf the matter?

你會回來這裡狼狽為奸嗎？

Well, Orange, you got good at dancing really fast.

好吧，奧蘭治，你的舞跳得真快。

I'm just doing all the things G told me, Don't be subconscious, don't step on your toes.

我只是在做G告訴我的所有事情，不要有潛意識，不要踩到你的腳趾。

Set off TNT.

引爆TNT。

Wait orange, No, he said not to set off.

等等橙子，不，他說不要出發。

TNT.

TNT。

I always get that one wrong, Well it was fun while it lasted.

我總是把這個問題弄錯，不過，在它持續的時候很有趣。

Thanks for dancing with the orange.

謝謝你與橙子共舞。

I had a blast, Huh?

我有一個爆炸性的，咦？