What the who know, What have you done?

Here's my ranch mop chop drop slop top top.

What the heck is going on here.

Oh no shouting words that rhyme with plop.

Well, I'm trying to read so stop.

Oh, that's a good one.

Thanks pair.

Oh attention everyone.

Your attention please.

I have completed my most remarkable invention yet.

A cloning ray.

Whoa!

What's a cloning ray?

Why?

It's a laser beam capable of creating an identical clone of living organisms, well not identical, 99% identical.

Anyway, I'm still working out some bugs.

I know a buck who works out, although I think he's beat of jochen.

Wait, was that a joke?

Because I don't understand most jokes.

And anyway, here's the big news.

I am now ready to test my cloning ray on an actual person.

Oh me first.

Me first.

Why are you so excited to get a clone?

Little Apple?

Because then the two of us can stack ourselves inside a trench coat and get out of the big kid rides just hop right up onto the pedestal.

Little Apple way.

Uh There's a step ladder for your convenience.

If uh thanks now to test my cloning ray.

Mhm.

I could have done without that remaining.

And here we go.

Mhm.

How do you feel a little Apple?

A little under the weather?

More like a little under the cloning ray.

Orange friends allow me to direct your attention to the clone animation chamber.

Can we call it the clone zone?

I think we should call it the clowns out trademark.

Look, you can see little apples clone forming inside.

Whoa!

Now the clone will remain in suspended animation until I pull this lever and animate him.

He looks kind of big, don't you think?

Perhaps it just appears that way through the glass light refraction and all that?

You know the science, the things, I don't think that's light refraction.

Dude, what the heck is going on?

I thought you said a clone, a clone is an exact replica.

As I said, it is only 99% accurate.

There is likely to be one thing different about each clone.

It appears in this case that that one thing is the clone size.

It would be.

What in it Now would you like to meet your clone?

Little apple?

Why would I want to do that?

He can get on the bacon ride without my help.

I'm so out of here very well.

Little apples clone will be placed in storage along with the other members of the clone army I'm building.

What did you just say?

Nothing at all.

Who would like to try next?

You know, Orange is ready to roll very well.

Just hold still and la la try to take off.

It's making me gassy tail v.

The process is complete and it appears to be a smashing success.

No um dr bananas.

What's the cartoonishly ominous alarm all about Orange?

I think you should sit down for this way ahead of you, doc.

No legs.

This clone is identical to you in every single way.

Orange sounds like a great guy in every way but one that is How is he different than me?

Oh now he's not annoying.

Is he an annoying version of me would be the worst.

No Orange.

It's much much worse.

Your clone is evil.

Wait, I'm sorry Orange, but we cannot let your clone out of the clone zone.

He's far too dangerous to have roaming free and wait, what's happening?

Pierre's alright, Everyone stand back.

There's no telling what he might do.

Yes, now, all right, I won't speak in my way.

Not quite as evil as I had expected, but it certainly is annoying, not evil.

What you're talking about?

I'm super evil.

In fact, I'm about to perform my first evil deed and it's a doozy.

What are you going to do Evil Orange?

Yeah.

What are you going to do?

Evil me get this?

I'm gonna blow up the kitchen with TNT mhm mm hmm, wow, it got quiet in here.

Evil Orange.

Regular Orange does that like every week multiple times per week I'd say Oh I see.

Well brace yourselves because I'm about to get even more evil.

Oh no, Oh no.

Oh no.

Instead of blowing up the kitchen, I'm going to do something far more sinister.

I'm going to constantly annoy all of you.

Day after day, week after week, year after year, I'll prevent you from reading things.

I'll even prevent you from having anything resembling a normal conversation.

Um Who's gonna tell him?

Uh evil Orange, You see?

Regular Orange already does those things.

He interrupts everything we do with?

Please continue.

If I may interject, it's very, very important that we get evil Orange into storage before he escapes.

Oh my gosh.

You mean to tell me evil oranges wandering around the kitchen and we don't know where he is?

He could be anywhere even right here.

Oh, what a relief.

Yeah.

Evil Orange could even be right there.

Wait, wow, Which one's evil Orange is it?

Me or me or me or me?

I can't distinguish them.

They have equal evil readings on my evil Avner.

Wait, I know what to do.

Orange.

Yes.

Bear.

I have something to tell you.

I've decided to ask Passion out on a date.

Who cares?

No, don't do it.

The one on the left dr bananas.

That's evil Orange.

Yeah.

Oh, off the storage you go.

I think you'll enjoy the other members of the army.

I'm building the militia.

I mean Book Club.

Forget it.

Well, Orange, I'm glad we straightened out your true identity.

It would have been a real bummer if we set the normal version of you off into storage.

Yeah, that would have been a real bum.

Well, I never thought I'd say this, but it's good to have you back Orange West.

Orange.

Could I get those red glowing contact lenses back by the way, I'm doing some experiments to eliminate red eye and photographs and I need them.

Oh sure thing.

And also the yellow ones please.

Okay.

Something momentous has just happened on the annoying Orange's Youtube channel.

He's just hit one million subscribers, but we're not here to celebrate the annoying orange.

We're not boring.

So who are we celebrating?

You?

Me not?

You the subscribers.

All one million of them.

Whoa.

That's a lot of subscribers.

I know.

And it rhymes with Macgyver exciting, isn't it?

So what are we doing?

We're sending all of our subscribers.

Their very own annoying orange.

That's a lot of oranges.

You bet it is.

Wait, where are you going to get all those oranges with this?

Whoa!

It's me.

Hey, it's me.

No, I'm me.

No, I'm me.

You're both right.

Okay.

Hey, Hey, oranges.

Guess what?

Please stop doing this.

No, Pear.

We won't stop this.

We won't stop until there's enough oranges for everyone.

So then I told hamburger he was so greasy.

He uses bacon as a band Aid.

This is a terrible idea.

No good can come from this.

It's not terrible.

Pear.

What better way to thank the subscribers than to make a million oranges.

Hey, hey, oranges, can you do this?

You know what have you done?

Oh, Pear.

Stop being such an apple.

One.

Good turn deserves another.

And this is our way of saying thanks to all of our wonderful subscribers without your support.

There'd be no annoying orange.

Hey, thanks a bunch Macgyver subscriber.

Hey, that's mine.

Give it back.

No way.

It's my whistling pinwheel.

You're an apple.

What's that Orange?

I can't hear you.

What's going on, Wow.

What the orange?

Thank God I found you.

Who are you orange?

I'm you from the year 2053.

What?

I'm from the future.

Okay, wait, so you're me?

Yeah, and you're from the future?

Yes, prove it.

Orange.

We don't have time.

I have to warn you though, not listening to you, prove it.

So the lightning and me appearing out of nowhere.

That doesn't count for anything.

Could have been smoking mirrors.

Well, I have my official 2053 driver's license with me that could be big.

Not convinced.

I've got this futuristic laser gun.

Whoa, Poor steve.

Now, are you convinced?

Nope blame?

Well, the only other thing I have with me is this glow stick.

What a stick that glows you really are from the future.

That's what I've been trying to say.

Can I have a glow stick?

No, there's no time.

I'll trade you my new iphone forward for it.

But I want that.

I have an iphone 512.

How about my golf clubs?

No, I'll trade you Pear for it.

Hey, No, no one's trading Pear for it.

Just listen to me.

Fine.

Orange.

I was sent here to protect you, protect me from who from an evil future space warlord that can move things with his mind.

If he kills you then I'll never exist.

Wait, why won't you exist?

Because I'm him.

I'm an orange and I'm you from the future.

So why does he want to kill you?

You mean me?

Because I'm the only one that can stop him, but I need your help.

How's that?

You're in possession of the most powerful weapon known to man or fruit, Is it me?

No, it's not you.

Oh, it's the whistling pinwheel.

What?

It's the only device that can stop him.

You don't know it yet, but when used correctly, it can destroy anything.

I'll trade you for the glow stick.

Deal.

No way.

The pinwheels mine, darn it.

Pear.

There's no time.

Yeah, Hand it over pear, nope.

Can't hear you.

Come on, give it back to us.

Okay, Okay, well no.

Whoa wow, who are you?

Why did you kill future Orange?

Hey, it's me.

You're an orange and you're an orange.

I'm confused.

I was sent here from the future to protect you from an evil space warlord.

That's what the last guy said.