Oh, that's it.

Yeah, yeah, I have all the infinity stones in my possession.

Uh huh.

I don't see any signs of trouble.

I hate it when they give you the wrong coordinates.

It is so very annoying.

I'll tell you what's annoying both of us showing up wearing the same exact thing.

Wait a moment we get a cosplay convention.

Well, one of us have to change and I think it should be you.

Me, Why me?

Because my custom is way better than yours.

My mom spent like, I don't know, three weeks making this wig a wig foolish mortal.

This is my real luxurious, glorious hair.

No way.

It's way too long and luscious to be real hair.

Oh whoa, what do you know?

It is real congrats on the hair dude, it's marvel us still.

I think you should go change.

Oh, you should go as low key.

You got to look like him.

There's no way I'm going to cosplay as Loki.

That is such a low key thing to say.

All right, listen to me, I'm not some mortal er thing cause player do you understand?

I'm the real thought you are cosplaying as me.

Yeah, right.

You're not the real thor Yes, I am.

Thought no, you're not.

Yes, I am.

No, you're not.

Yes, I am.

Yes you are.

I'm not though.

Okay.

Wait, how did you tricked?

You shouldn't have let down your ask hard enough with this nonsense.

I'm thought the God of thunder and I will prove it to you now.

Yeah, impressive.

I know.

Yes.

My powers are indeed formidable.

Yeah, wow, I did it again.

I made the thunder lightning thing happened with my hammer.

Wait, hold on.

You think you're making this happen?

Whoa!

I did it again.

Am I sore?

You are not thought.

I think I might be four raising your hammer at the same time.

I do.

You are not worthy.

Hey everyone, I'm thorne that's it.

Show's over causing any more thunder and lightning with my help.

Me neither.

I grow weary of entertaining you, mere mortals.

You are not thor I am.

Oh yeah, if you're sore then why can't you pick up my hammer?

I can pick up your hammer and I will.

What kind of superhero can't even handle a little super glue.

Oh, that's it.

I'm leaving a far more important things to do.

Safe travels.

Don't forget your hammer.

A few food.

Even if you had arms, you wouldn't be able to live that you're not worthy a way.

Stop trying.

It's of no use.

It's not that I can't let go.

I think some of the super glue got on me and now I'm stuck.

Wait, seriously.

Oh, okay, that was kind of fun.

Do it again, wow.

Talk about hammer time.

I guess you're coming with me.

Little orange just do me if I haven't wanted to talk so much, You don't have to worry about that.

I know better than to talk when it's hammer time.

Well that's a relief, yep.

Everybody knows that hammer time is for wrapping fresh new kicks advance.

You got it like that now you know you want to dance up would you stop it?

Stop it knife.

My spidey sense is tingling.

Something bad is coming.

Hey hey mr tight pants man.

Hey look I'd appreciate it if you called me Spider man.

Okay how did you get those pants so tight man?

Yeah tight pants man tight pants man.

Doing what a tight pants man can I'm out here protecting the populace from bad guys.

I mean I think I've earned a little respect.

I don't know you don't look like a spider to me.

That's because I'm a man then why aren't you call the man man?

It's spider man.

Okay.

Got it spider?

Really?

Because he looks more like a spider than you do.

Yeah maybe he should go by spider man and you'll go by tight pants.

Yeah listen I'm spiderman because I have all the superpowers of a spider.

Got it like my spidey sense.

Spiky sense.

Spied e sense o tidy pence.

I get it now.

I thought you said spidey sense.

I did say spidey sense.

What are you talking about?

So how did you get into your tiny pence?

I got my spidey sense when a spider bit me giving me spiders superpowers.

That's it.

You just got bit that's how you got your superpowers.

Yeah I think I just wait yep I got an idea.

Cool.

Well don't think too hard because you'll Hello?

Did you just bite me, yep.

Now you have annoying orange superpowers.

Who?

See if you can touch your tongue to your I bet you can do despite her that bit me was radioactive not just some normal spider.

Oh yeah.

So maybe don't go around just biting people unless you're radioactive.

Well my bed is kind of close to the microwave so maybe I'm a little radioactive.

Okay, sure dude, even if you did give me your superpowers, why on earth would the annoying orange ist so called super powers be appealing?

Wait what was that?

Why did I make a pun?

And then laugh at my own pun because it's working.

No it can't be working.

I have to defend new york against supervillains.

I can't be sitting around doing then then then then then and then and then it looks like you can, I gotta stop doc Ock and I can't even chew web anymore.

I lost my spider powers and no, I have is annoying.

Orange powers like this.

Yeah.

Yeah, sounds like your new powers are a bump load of fun.

Well well well Spider man we meet again.

I couldn't help it over here.

You lost your superpowers.

I'm so sorry to hear it.

Well that's right.

Unlike you.

I'm coming into this fight completely unarmed.

Nice one.

Tiny pants.

Hey, was that a pun about how I have eight arms because you know I'm very sensitive about that.

You figure that one all out by yourself.

What's your doctorate in kindergarten?

Yeah.

Since when did you get so annoying?

Since like a couple minutes ago please.

What was that?

A seed?

Hey, stop that right now.

Oh dr rock just hit the block.

Okay.

Everything is all set.

Just gonna replace my arc reactor.

Alright, here we go, Tony.

It's a delicate process requires complete focus and Simon well shocked to see me.

Huh?

Are you are you doing my laboratory?

You brought me in here?

I was part of your lunch of all the days.

To skip lunch, shouldn't skip meals, Tony.

It'll come back to hot.

Yeah, give me that now.

Scram doing important work here.

Yes, I guess that's why they say never meet your idols.

Your way different in person, am I?

Yeah, Tony The differences.

Really Stark.

I'll tell you what, just call me Iron Man.

I think you can do that for me sure.

Hey, Hey, Iron Man.

Hey, Yes.

Hey, Iron Man.

Okay, Iron Man.

What is your girlfriend?

Iron Maiden?

No, as a matter of fact, my girlfriend's name is Pepper.

You're dating Pepper?

Oh man, Salt's gonna be devastated when he finds out.

I don't have time for this.

Oh, hey, Iron Man, Are you friends with Tin Man from Wizard of Oz?

No, Have you met Jeremy Irons?

Oh are you jealous?

They don't call you the man of steel.

No, you do understand?

I'm not actually made of metal, right?

That's just my superhero name.

I'm just a normal everyday billionaire genius.

Playboy philanthropist made out of skin and bones.

Got it for someone who claims to be not made out of iron.

You sure have a heart and heart.

It's funny.

You should bring up my heart, come here a sec.

I need your help.

I love being useful.

Whatever.

Listen, you see this thing, it's what keeps me alive and also is no longer working.

So I need you to put this new one in.

Okay, please do it now quickly.

But I don't have any hands.

You don't have any hands.

That's just perfect.

I need to swap in a new arc reactor and I find myself dependent on some citrus fruit with no arms.

Are you gonna die?

Iron Man.

If you keep wasting time.

Yes, listen to me, you're gonna have to get into the suit me.

Yes, you, there's another way once inside you'll be able to operate the arms and I am Iron Man and mama mama mama mama mama mama mama, listen, just whatever you do, do not fly her own.

I gotta say Tony wearing this suit is a real Yeah, listen up arc reactor now.

Give me focus up here please.

Oh yeah, you need me to reach in there, right?

Yes, but first, let me tell you exactly how to be a, would you stop and listen to me?

Sorry, no ears.

Hey, I'm gonna fly this around and dive bombs on people.

Cool.

Thanks.

Hey, screw it.

I'll do it myself.

Tony Pepper.

I'm so glad you're here.

I almost died.

Well, I'm glad you didn't die because then we couldn't do this.

Oh, Tony.

I know they look down on our love, but I don't care if I have something very important to say to you something meaning to say for a while now, what is it?

Tony?

Well, I'm thinking of giving up all this Iron Man business, partially because someone stole my suit, but that's beside the point.

Pepper, when I want to tell you is dive bomb what bomb?

Yeah.

Hey, you stop that right now and give Tony back his suit.

Whoa Pepper Sure is salty.

Oh, the irony.

Hey, some of us are trying to identify what content butterflies would you stop yelling?

Hey, are oblong friend.

Makes a good point.

Our message is simple and at this point we've communicated it adequately.

Yeah, maybe it's time we stopped yelling.

Hey at each other.

Thank you and started yelling.

Hey, at that huge buff guy who just appeared over there.

Wait, is that what a scaredy pear mr Purple macduff but seems nice to me.

What's your name, mister Purple Mcnair Pearlstein, my name is.

Dan knows.

Perhaps you've heard of me.

Mm not ringing a bell, but I am.

So let me get this straight.

You have no idea who I am or what I'm here for what you say your name was again, fan knows Vamonos Hamas Vamonos famous Amos fan Oh, so john stamos I said it's Thanos.

Oh, Vamanos.

Yeah, Never heard of you.

Yeah.

From the Avengers movies.

Who are you hot guy?

Of course I'm not Hawkeye.