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okay.
好的。
That orange time.
那個橙色的時間。
Yeah, thomas yelling out, Let's do the corners first.
是的,托馬斯大喊大叫,讓我們先做拐角。
This piece.
這一塊。
What in the name of not only are you to do it, hold it out for you while you catch it.
什麼叫不僅是你要做,在你抓它的時候為你抱出來。
You're overthinking it.
你想多了。
Try standing closer.
試著站得近一點。
How's it?
怎麼樣?
Deep breath blow your nose, squint your eyes.
深呼吸吹鼻子,眯起眼睛。
Wait your jelly face, let's see your jelly face shot.
等等你的果凍臉,讓我們看看你的果凍臉鏡頭。
Mm.
嗯。
Okay, listen, being a single father of a giant baby, it just doesn't leave much time for exercise or, or eating well or no, never mind.
好吧,聽著,作為一個巨大嬰兒的單身父親,它只是沒有留下太多的時間來鍛鍊或,或吃好或不,算了。
Just get back to camp immediately and if anyone asks this never happened man, how embarrassing for him to wear your pants.
只要立即回到營地,如果有人問起這事從未發生過的人,他穿你的褲子多尷尬。
I don't want them anymore, but wear shoes.
我不想要它們了,但要穿鞋。
Let's see what's percolating the patrick.
讓我們來看看帕特里克有什麼在醞釀。
Show the sea bunny runs around the world.
展示海兔在世界各地的奔跑。
Hey, Oh Americana and hops back in his hole on today's show.
嘿,哦,美國人,並在今天的節目中跳回他的洞裡。
We're getting jobs and to get a job.
我們在找工作,也是為了找工作。
You have to know how to tie one of these two hickeys.
你必須知道如何綁住這兩個吻痕中的一個。
Oh, you've been the money and the mariko to go out for coffee and they're both gets up.
哦,你已經有了錢和mariko出去喝咖啡,他們都得到了。
What sports fancy.
什麼運動看中了。
Hi Patrick trying out a new look.
嗨,帕特里克正在嘗試新的外觀。
Yeah, I'm looking for a job.
是的,我正在尋找一份工作。
What a coincidence.
真是太巧了。
I can also use a job because I'm a little low on lettuce and I need some scratch list spatulas.
我也可以用一份工作,因為我的生菜有點少,我需要一些劃線的鏟子。
See it's not a coincidence.
看,這不是一個巧合。
Spongebob.
海綿寶寶。
It's just too similar things happening at the same time.
只是在同一時間發生的事情太相似了。
I guess the Patsy, I still have a baby tooth.
我想,帕特西,我仍然有一顆乳牙。
Yes.
是的。
And the pain is coming from your adult to trying to push your baby to get out of the way, that's right.
而疼痛是來自於你的成年人要試圖推開你的寶寶,讓他離開,這就對了。
It's the natural way of things.
這是事物的自然規律。
If you want the pain to go away then I need to extract the tour you leave my baby to the low new monster.
如果你想讓痛苦消失,那麼我需要提取你把我的孩子留給低新的怪物的旅遊。
Have to come back.
必須回來。
Mhm Wait, yeah, good morning.
等等,是的,早上好。
You're not the judge of me.
你不是我的法官。
Actually I am let the testing begin.
事實上,我正在讓測試開始。
I shouldn't have let him do it.
我不應該讓他這樣做。
What kind of friend am I?
我是什麼樣的朋友?
Sportsmen?
運動員?
Sportsmen, I'm here for you buddy.
運動員們,我在這裡支持你們,夥計。
I passed my test.
我通過了我的測試。
You got a perfect score.
你得到了滿分。
Yeah, I thought you said it was hard to guard.
是的,我以為你說它很難防守。
Come on.
來吧。
I'm gonna get my picture taken for my new license.
我要為我的新執照照相了。
Just one more minute.
再等一分鐘。
I've got one more minute.
我還有一分鐘的時間。
Me mister man, you're missing the coconut.
我,先生,你錯過了椰子。
You haven't been helping at all with junior.
你在初級階段一點幫助都沒有。
We made a commitment and you're not doing your share.
我們做出了承諾,而你卻沒有盡到你的責任。
You never do anything but changed his diaper.
你除了給他換尿布,什麼都沒做過。
Yeah.
是的。
Once he's only this big, how many diapers can he possibly use?
一旦他只有這麼大,他可能會使用多少個尿布?
Mm Oh, that's not so much.
嗯,這還不算什麼。
So much.
這麼多。
Mm hmm.
嗯,嗯。
I think what kind of father boy sure look grown up with that new beard.
我想什麼樣的父親的男孩肯定看起來長大了,有了新的鬍鬚。
Whoa you really think so.
哇,你真的這麼想。
And everybody knows that grown ups never play with kids.
大家都知道,大人從不和孩子玩。
And on that note, I would like to personally commend the sea star for taking his first baby steps into the adult world, facial hair is a good start.
在這一點上,我個人要讚揚這位海歸明星邁出了他進入成人世界的第一步,面部毛髮是一個好的開始。
I suppose.
我想。
I am curious to know what mature people like squid word do.
我很想知道成熟的人喜歡魷魚詞做什麼。
Won't you show me?
你不給我看看嗎?
Show you show me, Show me please, please, please.
給你看給我看,給我看請,請,請。
Pretty please.
請漂亮點。
Pretty please.
請漂亮點。
I know I'm gonna regret this.
我知道我一定會後悔。
This is called the doddering.
這被稱為 "菟絲花"。
Here's another thing I do now.
這是我現在做的另一件事。
It's called a coming MIT, huh?
這就是所謂的未來MIT,是吧?
No, this part's really fun.
不,這部分真的很有趣。
It's called complaining these kids today.
這就是所謂的抱怨,今天的這些孩子。
They don't know diddly squat.
他們根本就不知道什麼是 "Diddly squat"。
Yeah.
是的。
Who is it, patron?
是誰呢,贊助人?
It's Captain.
它是隊長。
Doug quasars.
道格類星體。
I'm locked out.
我被鎖在外面了。
I need you to open the ship's door.
我需要你打開船的門。
I'm sorry, doc.
我很抱歉,醫生。
I'm afraid I can't do that.
恐怕我不能這樣做。
What?
什麼?
Of course you can.
當然,你可以。
It's an order.
這是一個命令。
I'm the captain.
我是隊長。
I don't think so.
我不這麼認為。
Captain always has his keys with him.
隊長總是帶著他的鑰匙。
His keys are right here.
他的鑰匙就在這裡。
Okay.
好的。
Gotta go ready.
得去準備一下。
The real captains lost you.
真正的隊長們失去了你。
Better go find him.
最好去找他。
Oh, Ben, off your junky old star toaster.
哦,本,離開你的廢舊的星形烤爐。