- Okay.

- 好喔。

- Hey.

- 嗨。

- Hi, Quincy.

- 嗨，Quincy。

-Hey, what's going on?

- 怎麼了？

- To be honest, I have a fatty crush on you.

- 我得跟你坦白，我其實暗戀你。

- What? Are you messing with me?

- 啥？你認真的嗎？

We had people call their crush and say: "I have feelings for you."

我們請大家打電話給他們的暗戀對象，說「我喜歡你。」

- Call your crush and say, "I have feelings for you."

- 打給你的暗戀對象，跟他說「我喜歡你。」

- Oh, God.

- 天啊。

- Oh, God.

- 喔，老天。

- I think my crush has a boyfriend.

- 我覺得我的暗戀對象有男友。

I don't know if I should call her.

不知道該不該打給她。

- Go, don't even think about it.

- 快點，別多想。

- I know.

- 我知道啦。

- Three, two, one. Go!

- 三、二、一，快！

Do you have feelings for someone right now?

你現在有暗戀的人嗎？

- I do.

- 有。

- Do they know?

- 他知道嗎？

- It's complicated, but isn't it always?

- 情況有點複雜，但總是如此，不是嗎？

- This is a friend, but he lives in another state, that's the thing.

- 他是我朋友，但他住在別州，所以...

- Hey, how's it going?

- 嘿，你還好嗎？

- Okay, so I'm just calling to let you know that I have feelings for you.

- 我很好，我打電話只是想告訴你我喜歡你。

- I got some feelings for you.

- 我喜歡你。

- This might be a little weird, but I don't care, here goes, I have a big, fat-ass crush on you.

- 這可能有點奇怪，但不管，我要說了，我非常喜歡你。

- Are you messing with me?

- 你是在開玩笑嗎？

- No.

- 不是。

- I feel like I have feelings for you too, and I'm excited for you to come down and for us to get to know each other better.

- 我也對你有感覺，很期待你來找我，到時候我們可以多了解彼此。

- Yo.

- Yo。

Yo, that's crazy.

這太瘋狂了。

- Would you like to go on a date?

- 你想去約會嗎？

- You know, let's do it. Let's go.

- 走吧，我們去約會。

- Well, you know, it's kinda funny 'cause I actually have been meaning to ask you on a date."

- 你知道嗎？有趣的是，我其實一直想約你出去。”

- Really?

- 真的嗎？

- Yeah, is that something you wanna do?

- 對啊，你想去嗎？

- Yeah, that sounds good.

- 當然。

Let's do that. - All right.

- 我們去約會吧。 - 好啊。

- Okay, bye.

- 好，那掰掰。

- Bye.

- 掰掰。

- Y'all.

- 大家！

- Call your crush and say, "I have feelings for you."

- 打給你的暗戀對象，跟他說「我喜歡你。」

There's someone, I can see you thinking of them.

你有暗戀的人，看得出來你在想他。

- This dude that I was crushing on recently.

- 我最近暗戀的這個人，

He had a girlfriend, and I think that's the reason why he kinda ghosted me.

他有女友，我覺得也是因為這樣他才搞失蹤。

- Hey, how's it going?

- 嘿，你最近還好嗎？

- So I just called to say that I had a crush on you, and I was catching feelings.

- 我打電話只是想跟你說我暗戀你，我暈船了。

- I think you're fantastic, man, but I don't share the same feelings.

- 你很好，老兄，但我對你沒有同樣的感覺。

- Okay.

- 好吧。

- I apologize for not really knowing how to communicate about that at the time.

- 我很抱歉，當時我真的不知道該如何溝通。

- I think we gotta wrap this up. I hope we talk soon.

- 我想我們得找時間了結這些事，希望能盡快談談。

- Bye. - Bye.

- 掰。- 掰掰。

- Is there a relief in getting an answer from him?

- 得到他的回覆你有比較釋懷嗎？

- Yeah, definitely.

- 有，鬆了一口氣。

- Call your crush and say, "I have feelings for you."

- 打給你的暗戀對象，跟他說「我喜歡你。」

- I can do that.

- 這我做得到。

So, she's my sister's friend.

她是我妹妹的朋友。

Hey, Jules?

嗨，Jules。

-Yeah.

- 怎麼了？

- I have something to tell you.

- 我有件事想告訴你。

- What?

- 什麼事？

- I have a crush on you.

- 我喜歡你。

- Oh! I have a crush on you too.

- 噢！我也喜歡你。

- Ask her out on a date.

- 約他出去。

- Okay, that's it. Bye. - Aww.

- 好，那就這樣，掰。 - 噢。

- So the problem was... - Booooo!

- 是這樣的... - 嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚！

- I didn't wanna cross a boundary with my sister.

- 我不想越界。

We've had a conversation before about, like, you know, she just wants to have her friend in her life, I guess.

我跟我妹之前談過，我猜她只是不想失去生活中的朋友。

- But she just said she has a crush on you.

- 但她也喜歡你。

- She did.

- 對啊。

- Call your crush and say, "I have feelings for you."

- 打給你的暗戀對象，跟他說「我喜歡你。」

- Okay.

- 好喔。

- She might have a girlfriend actually. We'll see.

- 她也可能是有女友，等等就知道了。

- He's definitely not gonna answer. He's in the military.

- 他肯定不會接，他在軍隊裡。

- Hey.

- 嗨。

- Hi, Quincy.

- 嗨，Quincy。

- Hey, what's going on?

- 嗨，怎麼了？

- To be honest, I have a fatty crush on you, and yeah, I just wanted to let you know that.

- 老實說，我很迷戀你，我只是想讓你知道這一點。

- What?

- 什麼？

Oh my gosh, are you messing with me?

天阿，你在鬧我嗎？

- No, unless you want me to be messing with you...

- 不是，除非你想要這只是個玩笑...

- No, no, no, no, no. I love that, I love that.

- 不是，不是，這樣很好。

- Yo.

- Yo。

- I just wanted to say something to you, you ready?

- 我有件事要跟你說，你準備好了嗎？

I have feelings for you.

我喜歡你。

- You don't even know me, how you have feelings for me?

- 你根本不認識我，要怎麼喜歡我？

- I fucking did.

- 我就是喜歡了。

- Hello?

- 喂？

- Hey.

- 嘿。

I don't know if you have a partner or anything, or like if you're in a relationship right now, but I just wanna let you know that I have feelings for you.

我不知道是不是有另一半，還是有交往的人，我只想讓你知道我對你有感覺。

- Okay, and I do too. I...

- 我也是，我...

- Really? - I... I do, yes.

- 真的嗎？ - 真的。

- Okay, awesome. All right, good. That's good to know.

- 太好了。

Damn, this is crazy.

老天，這太瘋狂了。

- Yeah, do you like me?

- 那你喜歡我嗎？

Is it reciprocated? - Yes, yes I do.

我們是互相喜歡嗎？ - 是，我也喜歡你。

Yes, it's mutual for sure.

我也有同樣的感覺。

- Would you consider dating me?

- 你會想跟我約會嗎？

- Um, nah.

- 呃，不會。

Mainly because I don't do long distance.

主要是因為遠距離。

- Right on.

- 也是。

- I wish I could talk more, but I'm at work.

- 我想跟你再多說點，但我還在上班。

- Okay, yeah. Well, I'll give you a call later.

- 噢，對，那我再打給你。

- Okay, for sure. - All right, bye. - Okay, bye.

- 好。 - 那就這樣，掰。 - 好，掰掰。

- Oh, man. Jesus, it's crazy.

- 天啊，太瘋狂了。

- High fives all round.

- 大家，快跟我擊掌。

- Let's go. - Woo.

- 來吧。 - 嗚呼。

- I mean I feel it too, 'cause I mean he's all the way in Louisiana, and long distance is not fun.

- 我其實也懂，畢竟他在路易斯安那州，遠距離戀愛可不好玩。

- Well, we met in college.

- 我們是大學認識的。

Everyone thought we were dating, but we were really just good friends in school.

大家都以為我們有在談，但我們其實只是朋友。

- Charmaine. Long time, no talk. How you doing?

- Charmaine，好久沒聊了，你還好嗎？

- I am great.

- 我很好。

I've kinda always wanted to be more than just your friend.

我其實一直都不想跟你只是朋友。

I... I like you, a lot.

我... 很喜歡你。

You wanna go on a date with me?

想一起去約會嗎？

- Absolutely.

- 當然。

I had a feeling that you liked me, but I wasn't 100% sure.

我有感覺到你喜歡我，但我不敢確定。

But nah, I've liked your for a while.

我喜歡你很久了。

Especially when we had that class together.

特別是我們一起上課那段時間。

But yeah, let's see where this goes.

一起看看會如何吧。

- Oh, this is gonna be fun. I'm excited.

- 一定會很有趣，真期待。

- Yeah, I'm excited too.

- 我也很期待。

- Who do you have feelings for right now?

- 你現在暗戀誰？

- They have a boyfriend.

- 他有男友了。

- Has she ever made any hints that she's not happy with her relationship?

- 他有表達過對現在的關係不滿嗎？

- Oh yeah.

- 有啊。

- You better let them know before they get married.

- 那你最好趁他們結婚告訴他。

- I just wanted to call and say that I like you and I like hanging out with you, and I think you are really gorgeous.

- 我打電話來只是想說我喜歡你，我喜歡和你在一起的感覺，你很漂亮。

So we'll have to talk about this more when you are back in town, or I'll see you at work, and we'll talk about this.

所以等你回來之後，我們可以再討論這件事，或我們上班的時候會見面，到時再談談。

All right, have fun, bye.

那就，玩得開心，掰掰。