Lady gaga announced she is changing her name to lady gaga gaga.

She gave no explanation for her decision according to a poll.

Americans are concerned about a new axis of evil that threatens our country's democracy.

North Korea, ISIS and senate Majority leader mitch McConnell.

Moving on.

No, no, no, no, no.

Is anyone bothered by this but me?

Do you hear that?

It's wrong.

Your emphasis.

You're an emphasis moron.

What the hell is he doing?

Everything you say is off.

It's not wifi.

It's wifi.

It's not polar ice caps.

Its polar ice caps.

You are a comedy kamikaze.

Oh wait a kamikaze.

What the hell?

Anybody with the correct amount of chromosomes would know that it's mitch McConnell.

Not mitch McConnell.

You make it sound like there are a lot of McConnell's, there's only one, there's no Stewie McConnell.

Is there a story McConnell in the house?

What the hell is going on?

Should we cut to commercial?

No, no, no, this is live, this is live here.

Just stay on him.

Jesus christ.

No, I'm sorry jesus christ.

Who of course was born in Bethlehem.

Look, I even put it on the cue card because you know what this is.

I have no idea.

No, thank you Al look at this.

I hadn't written the exact same size so you would know mitch McConnell, Not mitch McConnell.

You see that al camera one spin around.

Get me Als reaction.

Yeah.

Tell everybody did I tell you that this would happen.

He told me this would happen.

Everybody exhibit a al, thank you.

Al you sweet center.

Where is he going steady.

Now you look, look, ma'am, what does that say?

Thank you very much.

You, you stand up.

Tell me.

What does this?

Say again?

I can't hear you.

We got a winner.

Thank you.

Take anything off the top shelf.

Goddammit.

Everybody tell me, what does this say?

I can't hear you one more time.

Thank you.

Roger.

You're a very talented young guy.

But I have to tell you something.

I'm sick and tired of writing jokes for you and having you abuse them.

You dumb turd.

Oh boy, Everybody done.

Done, done, stand up, dum, dum, dum.

I say dumb.

You say turd, dum, dum.

You say dumb.

I say turd turd turd turd turd.

That's it, I'm done.

Thank you.

Mm hmm.

Would you get those damn birds out of your hair?

Larry?

Mm hmm.

Camera one back, take one.

Thank you, charlie.

Berns, charlie Burns.

Sorry, sir, I'll work on it.

That's the news of the night.

The night.

The news of the, I guess I'm a dumb turd.

Thank you.

Good night.

And we're clear.

What the hell was that?

Mhm, mm hmm.