BYRON, THE PRESIDENT WHO PUTS

THE HIP IN HIP REMAINTENANCE.

LIKE MOST PRESIDENTS, BIDEN HAS

A COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP WITH

THE MEDIA.

I GET IT.

THEY PICK AT HIM, CHALLENGE HIS

DECISIONS AND EVEN GET THEIR OWN

ROOM IN HIS HOUSE WHICH IS

INSANE.

NOBODY ELSE HAS TO SET ASIDE A

GUEST ROOM FOR THEIR HATERS.

WELL, YESTERDAY, BIDEN'S TRUE

FEELINGS ABOUT AT LEAST ONE

MEMBER OF THE PRESS SLIPPED OUT.

>> "CBS MORNING": "ON MONDAY

WHEN A FOX NEWS REPORTER ASKED

HIM A QUESTION ABOUT INFLATION,

MR. BIDEN FIRED OFF AN INSULT.

>> DOOCY: DO YOU THINK

INFLATION IS A POLITICAL

LIABILITY GOING INTO THE

MIDTERMS?

>> BIDEN: THAT'S A GREAT

ASSET.

MORE INFLATION.

WHAT A

STUPID SON OF A BITCH.

>> REPORTER: DOOCY SAYS

PRESIDENT BIDEN LATER CALLED HIM

TO CLEAR THE AIR AND TO SAY HIS

COMMENTS WERE NOT PERSONAL.

>> DOOCY: WITHIN ABOUT AN HOUR

OF THAT EXCHANGE, HE CALLED MY

CELL PHONE AND HE SAID IT'S

NOTHING PERSONAL, PAL.

AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH AND

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT JUST KIND

OF MOVING MOVING FORWARD AND I

MADE SURE TO TELL HIM THAT I'M

ALWAYS GOING TO TRY TO ASK

SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN WHAT

EVERYBODY ELSE IS ASKING.

AND HE SAID YOU'VE GOT TO, AND

THAT'S A QUOTE FROM THE

PRESIDENT, SO I'LL KEEP DOING

IT."

>> Trevor: YOU SEE?

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU

HAVE BEEN ON ZOOM CALLS TWO

YEARS.

YOU FORGET REAL LIFE DOESN'T

HAVE A MUTE BUTTON.

SON OF A BITCH.

WAS THAT OUT LOUD?

SORRY.

( LAUGHTER )

A LOT OF PEOPLE WERE ASKING THE

BIDEN EVEN KNEW THE MICROPHONE

WAS ON.

GUYS, COME ON, HE'S SITTING

THERE TALKING INTO A GIANT

MICROPHONE SO THERE'S AT LEAST A

50/50 CHANCE HE KNEW IT WAS

THERE.

A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE ARE

DUNKING ON THE REPORTER SAYING

HE DESERVED THIS BECAUSE HE'S

JUST SOME FOX NEWS GUY ASKING A

DUMB QUESTION, AND THEY'RE

RIGHT.

I MEAN, DO YOU THINK INFLATION

IS A POLITICAL LIABILITY IS A

VERY STUPID QUESTION.

WHAT'S BIDEN SUPPOSED TO SAY?

NO, I THINK PEOPLE LIKE SPENDING

MORE MONEY TO BUY THE SAME SHIT.

IF YOU GET TO ASK THE PRESIDENT

A QUESTION, YOU SHOULD ASK HIM

REAL QUESTIONS LIKE WHY CAN'T

THE C.D.C. GET ITS MESSAGING

STRAIGHT ON COVID, OR CAN YOU

ASK YOUR DOG TO STOP CHEW

MANAGER UH ARM?

BECAUSE OF THIS MOMENT, MANY

PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS SHOWS

THAT BIDEN AND TRUMP TREAT THE

PRESS WITH THE SAME LEVEL OF

ANIMOSITY, AND I'M SORRY, GUYS,

NO, I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT PEOPLE

WOULD EVEN SAY SOMETHING SO

DISRESPECTFUL ABOUT MY MAN

DONALD JIU JITSU TRUMP.

FIRST OF ALL, HE WOULDN'T MUMBLE

THAT INTO A HOT MIC.

HE WOULD SCREAM THAT IN YOUR

FACE.

GET THAT SON OF A BITCH OUT OF

HERE!

SO RUDE!

SO RUDE!

MY CRIMES ARE MY BUSINESS!

BIDEN DROPPED ONE OFFHAND DISS

TO A REPORTER.

HE'S NO LEGEND.

ATTACKING THE PRESS IS DONALD

TRUMP'S WHOLE THING.

REMEMBER THAT GUY. SHOW SOME

RESPECT!

DON'T COMPARE HIM TO TRUMP.

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

>> YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW ABOUT THE

HOT MICS, RIGHT?

>> Trevor: YEAH.

>> YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW.

WHEN I'M ON THE SHOW HERE, YOU

KNOW, I KNOW THAT IF I WANT TO

TALK TOM SHIT, I GOT TO COVER UP

MY MIC AND OUR AUDIO GUY, FOR

ME, HE PUTS IT ON MY WRIST SO I

CAN COVER IT UP AND SAY TO YOU

OUR AUDIO GUY SUCKS, RIGHT, ONE

TO HAVE THE WORST AUDIO GUYS

I'VE HEIFER MET IN SHOW

BUSINESS.

I'M EMBARRASSED.

ONCE YOU PULL IT OFF.

HE COULDN'T HEAR ANYTHING.

MY BOY SUCKS.

HE'S A GREAT DUDE.

SEE WHAT I'M SAYING?

>> Trevor: THE -- DON'T WORRY.

>> YEAH, THIS SHIT WORKS ALL THE

TIME.

HE'S A CLOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M

SAYING?

>> Trevor: YOU GOT HIM, KOS AT .

>> THAT'S HOW I STAY ALIVE IN

THIS BUSINESS, DUDE.

>> Trevor: YOU'VE GOT A LONG

CAREER AHEAD OF YOU.

LET'S MOVE TO THE OLYMPICS.

TIME TO HAVE THE YEAR WE SIT ON

OUR COUCH AND ECRITIQUE ATHLETES

IN SPORTS WE JUST LEARN EXITED.

WE'RE WEEKS AWAY FROM WATCHING

OUR ATHLETES SLIDING ON ICE HEAD

FIRST, FEET FIRST AND CRAMMED

INSIDE A GIANT DILDO.

SEEMS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE

OLYMPICS WILL BE DEPENDING OFF

COVID AND RIGHT NOW CHINA IS

DOING EVERYTHING IT CAN TO WIN

THE GOLD.

>> WITH THE WINTER GAMES LESS

THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY CITIES

ACROSS CHINA ARE SCRAMBLING TO

CONTAIN COVID OUTBREAKS AND

OFFICIALS IN BEIJING NOW URGING

LOCAL DISTRICTS TO STAY IN WHAT

THEY CALL FULL EMERGENCY MODE.

>> AUTHORITIES ARE TRACKING DOWN

ANYONE IN THE CITY WHO'S BOUGHT

MEDICINE IN RECENT WEEKS THAT

COULD BE USED TO TREAT FEVER OR

OTHER SYMPTOMS EVEN AS SIMPLE AS

IBUPROFEN AND SENDING TEXT

MESSAGES ORDERING THEM TO GET

COVID TESTS.

THEY'RE LOCKED OUT OF BUILDINGS

SOMETIMES WITHOUT WARNING TO

PEOPLE INSIDE.

>> Trevor: CHINA DOESN'T PLAY

GAMES.

THEY WILL IN TWO WEEKS BUT NOT

NOW.

CAN YOU IMAGINE YOUR BUILDING

BEING LOCKED DOWN WITHOUT ANY

WARNING?

NO WARNING, NOTHING.

ESPECIALLY JUST AFTER YOU'VE

BROKEN UP WITH SOMEONE?

GUESS WHAT, SHEILA, WE'RE

THROUGH!

BY THE WAY, I SLEPT WITH YOUR

SISTER, YEAH!

HA!

LOOK, WE ALL SAID A LOT OF

THINGS BACK THERE ABOUT SLEEPING

WITH YOUR SISTER, YOU KNOW,

SHIT...

BUT THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH

OPPRESSION FOR THE WINTER

OLYMPICS.

CAN WE FREE ON THAT?

SUMMER OLYMPICS, SURE, OPPRESS

ALL YOU WANT, BUT YOU CAN'T BE

LOCKING PEOPLE IN THEIR

APARTMENTS FOR SPORTS LIKE

CURLING.

THE CURLING ATHLETES ARE JUST,

LIKE, GUYS, GUYS, WE'RE JUST

SWEEPING ICE, CHILL.

THE STORY GAVE ME PERSPECTIVE

BECAUSE AMERICANS CHANGE SO MUCH

WHEN A RESTAURANT ASKS THEM TO

WEAR A MASK, BUT CHINA WILL SHUT

DOWN YOUR ENTIRE BLOCK BECAUSE

SOMEBODY BOUGHT ADVIL.

I TELL YOU NOW NOBODY IN BEIJING

IS SITTING INSIDE THEIR HOUSE

LIKE DAMN THIS IS JUST LIKE

COMMUNIST NEW YORK!

BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT

AUTHORITARIAN CONTROL LOOKS

LIKE, THE GOVERNMENT TRACKING

YOUR IBUPROFEN PURCHASES.

THAT'S BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR

PHARMACY AND YOUR CREDIT CARD

COMPANY AND THE THE GOOGLE ADS

YOU TYPE IN HEAD HURT WHY.

NOT THE GOVERNMENT.

BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE WONDERING

HOW CHINA CAN TRACK EVERY SINGLE

PERSON WHO'S BOUGHT IBUPROFEN,

IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

THEY JUST FOLLOW THE CVS RECEIPT

TO THEIR FRONT DOOR.

THIS YOU?

>> YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE WE JUST

HAD THE OLYMPICS.

I JUST DIDN'T WATCH THE OLYMPICS

AND NOW YOU'RE ASKING ME NOT TO

WATCH ANOTHER OLYMPICS.

RIGHT?

SHOULDN'T GO SUMMER, WINTER, WE

SHOULD JUST -- WHAT ARE SEASONS,

MAN?

IT'S FLUID.

I THINK WE SHOULD COMBINE THE

WINTER AND SUMMER OLYMPICS.

UNDERWATER BOBSLED.

RHYTHMIC GYMNASTIC ARCHERY.

FIGURE SKATING BASKETBALL.

I WOULD WATCH THAT.

THE BIATHLON WHERE YOU SKATE AND

SHOOT THE TARGETS, I HEARD FOR

THIS ONE IN CHINA YOU DON'T

SHOOT TARGETS YOU JUST SHOOT

PEOPLE WHO TESTED POSITIVE FOR

COVID.

ER I CAN'T CONFIRM THAT BUT

THAT'S WHAT I HEARD.

>> Trevor: I'M GOING TO CALL

THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE AND TELL

THEM.

>> CALL THEM.

I KNOW YOU CALL THEM A LOT.

>> Trevor: I TEXT NORMALLY BUT

I'M CALLING.

FINALLY, EDUCATION NEWS.

EVERY AMERICAN STUDENT KNOWS

ABOUT THE S.A.T.

IT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU KNOW

WHAT SUPER SILLOUS MEANS.

IT MEANS VERY SILLOUS.

FOR MANY YEARS NOW EXPERTS HAVE

BEEN SAYING THE S.A.T. ISN'T

VERY USEFUL, THAT IT DOESN'T

PREDICT HOW WELL STUDENTS WILL

DO IN COLLEGE, IT'S BIASED

AGAINST PEOPLE OF COLOR AND RICH

KIDS CAN JUST HIRE EXPENSIVE

TUTORS TO TAKE THE TEST FOR

THEM.

NOW THE COMPANY THAT MAKES THE

TEST IS SAYING, NO, DON'T THROW

IT OUT ALTOGETHER, MAYBE IT JUST

NEEDS AN UPGRADE.

>> THE S.A.T. WAS GOING DIGITAL

STARTING NEXT YEAR.

TODAY THE COLLEGE BOARD IS

ANNOUNCING SEVERAL CHANGES FOR

THE ENTRANCE EXAM TAKEN BY

MILLIONS OF HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS

EACH YEAR.

THEY WILL BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS

ON A DIGITAL DEVICE FOR TWO

HOURS INSTEAD OF THE CURRENT

THREE-HOUR PAPER TEST.

STUDENTS STILL HAVE TO GO TO A

SCHOOL OR TESTING CENTER, THE

TEST BE TAKEN AT HOME.

>> WE HAVE BEEN FOCUSED ON THE

EDGE KNOWLEDGE.

STUDENTS WILL BE ABLE TO USE

THEIR OWN DEVICE OR ONE ISSUED

BY THE SCHOOL.

>> Trevor: SOON HIGH SCHOOL

STUDENTS WILL TAKE THE S.A.T.S

ON THE SAME DEVICE AS BROWSING