Welcome to Star Rock Inn sir, my name is Todd,

can I check you in?

I dunno, can you?

Oh yes, Star, Star, Patrick Star, room 801!

Your key, sir.

And please don't hesitate to let us know

if there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable.

I created one stone SpongeBob that uttered a note

in a foul key, but if I were to craft another

in a different size,

he dimensions of that hollow center

multiplied by the number of holes may offer another tune,

one that could soothe those jellyfish.

But which one is the right size?

I guess I'll just have to make a bunch of them.

You just need to do something big.

Be vulnerable, be sweet, show care in your heart.

That's a great idea.

I'll cook up a scheme to make her jealous

and crush her spirit!

That wasn't even close to what I said.

Sure it was, and I know just how to do it.

-Rawr, rawr! -Okay I feel uncomfortable.

Hello?

What do you think Pearl?

Cleans up pretty good, doesn't it?

Well, at least no one will recognize you.

You know, Patrick, being in a band

gives you the liberty to dress

with a little more... how should I put this?

-Yeah? -Well, just a little more...

-Go ahead, say it SpongeBob. -You know, pizzazz!

Perhaps you didn't notice my new hairdo?

Whoa ho ho! I stand corrected.

Sorry Grandmother, but the kissing has to stop.

Tell her like it is, SpongeBob!

No more baby stuff.

He is right, Grandmother,

kisses are for babies, which I am no longer.

I have grown up, it is nature's way.

-Oh, you are absolutely right. -I am?

There they go again, Gary.

I suppose I'll never join them in the sky.

I'll be stuck on the ground, sentenced to a flightless life.

Oh well, I guess all dreams aren't meant to come true.

Back to reality.

[meowing]

No Gary, my dreams are silly.

I'm ready!

I'm ready!

I'm ready!

Hey Squidward,

I bet old man crab is gonna break any day.

Hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey Squidward...

hey Squidward...

hey Squidward...

hey Squidward?

That's it, I'm finished!

We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble!

This is hopeless!

Yeah, and I've got to get home to feed Gary.

What's happenin', man?

Patrick, what are you doing here?

Just tubing down the river of life, baby.

Nice wig.

Thanks!

I am very fashionable today.

Hey, Square-fashion, nice couture!

Why thank you!

-So then-- -Nice 'do, SpongeBob!

Yeah, where can I get one?

[laughing]

I'm ready, I'm ready,

I'm ready, I'm ready.

I'm ready, back up, Pods, don't make me hurt you!

SpongeBob, what are you doing here?

Squidward?

No, I accidentally joined this bad boy gang

and I'm supposed to fight in this showdown

because I've got to save Gary and I don't want to go into

the witness protection program but I can't fight you

-'cause you're my friend. What are you talking about,

jellyfish for brains?

We are a troop.

A troop? What do you mean?

A dance troop, you numskull!

This is a dance showdown.

No one is going to fight!

Man that fur really hits the spot.

No more frozen armpits.

And this eyebrow goatee combo works like a charm.

This is the best idea we've ever had.

You said it.

I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever!

Bring it on!

What's shaking, my man?

Not much to say.

Haven't I seen you before?

Doubt it, I'm a drifter, just blew into town.

I heard your club is pretty tough.

Gonna check it out.

Nice try, kid, I know it's you.

What are you talking about?

-A ha! -Hey everybody, What's going on?

Uh, you can go, sorry about that.

And what do you want?

I would like to gain entrance to your social club, please.

I believe my hairdo is in order.

Good day, my lady.

Charmed, I'm sure.

Funny costume, SpongeBob.

Forgive me, but I know not of this SpongeBob pillow.

My name is Duke Thomas Via de Merten,

and I entered your place of business

in hopes of procuring lunch on this fine day.

Of course, Mr. Via de Merten,

what would you like to eat today?

Psst, Mrs. Puff, it's me SpongeBob,

I think this will go smoother if you just refer to him as Duke.

You mean to refer to you as Duke?

Of course, how else would one refer to me?

I am a duke after all.

How about the Kissy Krab? Muah muah muah!

-The King Krab! -The Kandy Krab!

Got your steaming hot bun delivery here.

Hey, what's the big idea here?

I hereby issue you this ticket for reckless frowning!

And failing to listen to my song.

Your song? What are you some kind of--

That's right, I'm a singing traffic cop!

A singing traffic--

♪ A solo mio! ♪

Do you remember what you said to me this morning?

Something about root beer, right?

-No. -Oh wait wait, let me guess!

I give up.

Does you can take the night off, pal, ring a bell?

I don't need this!

What? Where do you think you're going?

-I'm going back to work. -Work?!?

Squidward, do you have the measuring tape?

Just grabbing some measurements.

-Oh! -Sir, try to keep still.

Whoa there, don't you need some other measurements?

I mean, how about my inseam?

No, you can put that away sir, I'm almost done.

Ah, that's it, get off me you terrible tailor!

Yellow scrubber to big red, come in big red.

Just tell me what you see SpongeBob.

I am inside, repeat, I am inside.

Nothing of interest to report so far, in fact

it's kind of dumpy, and customer's safety...

a little lax.

We're going to become peasants, no more food.

Sorry Gary, peasants only eat mashed up clamshells.

[moaning and crying]

April fools! You're not dealing with an ordinary fry cook!

It's time for you to meet

Fry Boy, defender of oh!

-Fry Boy! - Defender of the Krabby Patty!

This is a stop! Oh no, not safe!

Must think!

Welcome back, boys, nice legwork.

But you know, it's a lot safer

if you use a table leg instead.

-Wow, really? -Ha ha, no friend,

I wouldn't pull your leg! Watch this.

[screaming]

Here, hold this simple playing card while I transform it

into a magic playing guard before your very eyes.

-Let's see, step one... -This can't possibly end soon.

Greetings young fellow,

I'm willing to pay top dollar for jelly fishing items

with sentimental value, if you know what I mean.

Oh! No.

The aquaphone!

The Mermalair's telecommunication device

connecting City Hall with the underwater crime fighting hero,

-Mermaid Man! -Hello?

Never mind, it's just this idiot.

Hi, I'm here for the slumber party?

Do I know you?

My name is... Um Girly Teen Girl,

I just moved here from... Farawayville?

I know it's you, SpongeBob Squarepants!

I don't know what you're talking about!

[screaming]

You were sent to spy on me by my dad.

Get him, girl!

[screaming]

[crying]

I am so going back to Farawayville!

Who the heck is that?

I don't know, but she is ugly!

Now to put on that disguise I told you about, ta da!

-Eh? -You are one of a kind, boy.