Pitchforks!

You can't be an angry mob without pitchforks!

Cotton Candy! Get your cotton candy!

Can't throw a riot without cotton candy!

♪ I have a head It ends in a point ♪

Look at that, Patrick!

Oh, you mean the angry mob with the pitchforks and torches?

[laughing]

That's not an angry mob, Patrick.

It's your fan club!

Fan club?

[chattering]

Yee-whoo! We should sing 'em a song!

Who's responsible for that song on the radio?

Why, he's right here. Patrick Star, Musical Genius.

[belching]

Let's get 'em, boys!

[screaming]

Someone wicked has disturbed our peaceful city, Frank.

But who would do such a thing?

Squidward! Squidward Tentacles! He lives on Conch Drive!

- What? - Yes, we must capture him.

He must pay for his wrongdoings!

Oh, he's going to pay! He's going to pay with interest!

He's going down!

[whistling]

Come on, let's get him!

[screaming]

Patrick, do you think Squidward is taking this all too far?

He's only a block away.

[screaming]

What do you make of it, Sarge?

Looks like a full scale riot.

I'm calling for backup. Get me the K-9 unit!

[screaming]

[whistling]

[laughing]

[sirens blaring]

[screaming]

[barking]

Would you like some more?

[whistling]

[whistling, growling]

Wait! Wait, you stupid worms!

[screaming]

I was supposed to retire this week!

- Hey! Down in front! - Take the wig off!

People, return your attention to the movie.

I know my wig is glamorous and exciting

but there is no need to start a riot.

That's a great idea! Let's start a riot.

[screaming]

I told you that movie was terrible.

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops

and delivered a plague unto our houses!

[everyone] He did?

No... But are we just gonna wait around

until he does?

I say, we tip something over!

[screaming]

Hey! Hey!

Now what?

Get the lifeguard!

[screaming]

Wait! Don't waste this senseless violence on him!

It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's

that's causing all the problems! Who's with me?!

Pop the bubble!

[screaming]

Go on and laugh,

but it is a sad day in Bikini Bottom

when a guy is ridiculed for having dreams!

You think you're the only one with unfulfilled dreams?

I was supposed to be a concert pianist...

until I realized I didn't have any fingers.

We all had dreams.

What makes you so special?

Let's get him!

[panting] Huh?

[screaming]

Good riddance, dreamer!

SpongeBob!

Hey, there he is.

He's getting away!

No! He owes us favors!

Get him!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

I'm almost at Jellyfish Fields. I'm gonna make it!

He's headed for Jellyfish Fields!

We'll never catch him now!

[Jenkins] I'll take care of this!

[crowd] It's Cannonball Jenkins!

I told you nothing good would come from city folk

and their flying machines!

What have we done?

[crying]

Come on, everybody!

I think a proper burial is in order.

A pair of pants like these come around...

once in a lifetime.

[screaming]

Monster!

[screaming]

Monster!

Monster?

[screaming]

Huh?

[laughing]

[panting]

You are very good at pretending, Squidward.

Look how you're all sweaty and angry,

and you got the whole town to play along.

- What the? - Get him!

Let's get him and make back bacon!

Scoop out his... eyeballs and use 'em as... giant...

misshapen soccer balls!

Yeah!

[screaming]

Wait. Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book.

Oh, right, I, I hadn't thought of that.

Well, are ya?

Oh, goodness gracious, yes.

Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.

Yeah! Squidward, tell 'em

about all those times you didn't punch me in the face.

Even though you really wanted to.

Oh, quiet, you moron!

[gasping]

He hurt the little one's feelings.

Why, that's not very nice at all.

Take him down, boys!

[screaming]

Ow!

[groaning]

This oughta fix him. Ha ha.

Okay, okay, I'm nice. Now will you leave me alone?

Oh, yeah? Then prove it!

Yeah! Are you nice enough to...? Um...

Compliment me on my new hairdo?

Yeah, sure, whatever.

[laughing] Thank you.

Welcome to Pretty Patties. May I take your money?

We want a refund, Krabs.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Who, huh, What?

Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!

Look what I got under my kilt!

And look at our tongues!

What's wrong with you?

We want our money back. All 46,853 of us.

Hey, where'd he go?

[screaming]

Get him!

[screaming]

[panting] Oof!

My key! Where's my key?!

SpongeBob! SpongeBob, let me in!

SpongeBob! SpongeBob! [squeaking]

SpongeBob! Let me in! [squeaking]

SpongeBob! [squeaking]

[screaming, squeaking]

SpongeBob!

[squeaking]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[laughing]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Hey, that looked like Squidward!

[screaming]

That looked like Squidward also, in angry mob form.

[screaming]

Hold it right there, Mr. Tentacles!

Stay back! I got gardening tools!

Here! Just read this!

What is it?

A well thought out

and organized list of complaints!

[screaming]

Patrick, look! It's Squidward!

Squidward! We finally found you!

Get off me, and I'm not Squidward!

Are you Squidward now?

Neptune and friends, wait! What about the party?!

What about me restaurant?!

Oh, yes. Many thanks, whoever you are.

It was the best birthday I could've ever hope for,

and it's all because of your little boy there.

None of this would've happened if it wasn't for his actions.

Did you hear that, Neptune said this was all because of me.

Well SpongeBob that's...

Did you hear that, Neptune said

this was all because of that guy!

He did, did he?!

- Ahh, SpongeBob. - Yes, Patrick?

Do you think right now might be a good time to go get those--

Right now might be an excellent time.

[screaming]

[music playing]