[laughing]

Krabs?!

What the barnacle is going on here?!

It's your arch competitor, Krabs.

His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty

and ruin our restaurant.

That's terrible.

Yeah, but the worst part of it is...

Good grief, he's naked!

[laughing]

Clothe me if you can, silly landlubbers!

[laughing]

[groaning]

Ooh.

Ooh.

[screaming]

[groaning]

Nobody look down.

My leg... of my pants!

Hmm.

[humming]

Seat yourself, sir. Be with you in a minute.

[music playing]

[panting]

[music playing]

I got ya now, SpongeBob.

Patrick! No!

[panting]

[screaming] Booga, booga, booga!

Don't mind me. I'm just here to clean out my desk.

[humming]

Uh. Any particular reason you boys are naked?

Yeah, the invisible paint stains clothes.

Haha! Course it does!

Well, you two better hurry home before someone sees you nude.

Yeah, I think I'd die of embarrassment

- if that happened. - Me too.

Whoo. Now, wouldn't want that, would we? It's getting late now.

You two pranksters better get going!

Mr. Krabs, thanks for being such a good sport.

Don't mention it.

That Mr. Krabs always looking out for me.

- What a guy! - Yeah.

[Mr. Krabs] The Krusty Krab presents

live nude pranksters!

Starring the Bikini Bottom ghosts!

[cheering]

Ah! Ah! Oh! Ah!

[gasping] Oh.

[giggling]

Oh.

[groaning]

What is going on here?

My clothes! [screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[grunting]

[giggling]

It's laundry day, Gary.

Oops.

[meowing]

♪ Lat ta dum lat ta doo Lat ta doo ♪

This is Squidward, the cashier.

[screaming]

And yes, those moles are huge.

Amazing.

[groaning]

SpongeBob, my boy, I need to borrow a blanket.

Excuse us, sir.

We heard a horrible rumor that you're going to close

Glove World forever.

Close Glove World? Has the world gone mad?!

Here, son, take this. You don't want to catch cold.

[grunting]

Feels good.

That was so righteous.

Would you... sign my pants?

Absolutely, buddy.

[ripping]

[squeaking]

[sighing]

There's nothing quite like a brand new shirt.

Whoops, forgot the tag.

I got it!

[growling]

I am finished with those errands.

I guess I wanna take my place back at the cash register.

I really do.

Then you might wanna put these on.

[SpongeBob] Barnacles!

SpongeBob?

Sorry about the foul language, Mr. Krabs,

but you're acting like there never was a man

in that shell.

The Krabs of his Navy days was fearless.

He wouldn't let something as insignificant

as a missing shell slow him down.

Yeah.

Who cares how silly, pink and fleshy you look.

How nonthreatening, limp and soggy you are!

How... Oops.

I can't go anywhere ever again.

Stupid, no good...

[sighing]

Nothing beats cashmere.

Oh. A bit warm for a sweater today though.

I can help.

No, no, no! [blabbering]

[groaning]

Oh, come on!

Buddy, you gotta help me find out where that ringing

is coming from.

[ringing]

Hey, come back!

Oh, fine! I'll ask someone who cares!

[ringing]

SpongeBob, where's the ringing coming from?

[ringing]

[vibrating]

Breakfast!

[blabbering]

[coughing]

Whew, thank goodness.

For a minute there, I thought you were hurt.

[cracking]

[meowing]

Gary, I... I've broken your shell.

Ow!

[crying]

Oh, no, you're in pain.

Don't worry, I'll make it better.

Ow!

Sorry, not better.

Oh, I know. Here. Just use a little tape and...

There ya go. Good as new.

Patrick! [screaming]

What are you doing?

I was just freshening up...

but these fancy fixtures are touchy.

Hot! Red hot! Ah! Cold! Cold! Cold!

Would you please get back in the game?

But I wanted to try his loofah.

[singing]

Let's see that twine-twirling twit

try to unravel this!

Huh. Huh? Really?

[humming]

[humming]

[sighing]

Ah.

Mm. Ooh. Nice and toasty in here.

I'll be back for you later.

You! Ya seen anybody in these parts

hauling a fur pelt?

[laughing]

Look! A naked chipmunk.

[laughing]

Chipmunk?!

[laughing]

What is so funny about getting my fur stole?

Aren't you ashamed

of having your pink rat flesh exposed?

Yeah!

With this much attention, that no-good fur thief

will see me comin' a mile away!

I best find something to cover my hind end.

[gasping]

[music playing]

Time to go catch me some scum!