Evan Baxter, Fred Donohue-- sports, Dallas Coleman-- weather.

And now, Bumalo's number-one news team.

Good evening, and welcome to Eyewitness News at 6:OO. t'm Susan Ortega.

And l'm Evan Baxter, and here's what's making news.

A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today...

when the mayor-- [ Stutters, Screeches, Coughs ]

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- l'm sory. l'm seem to have something stuck in my-- - Somebodyget him somewater.

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Oh. There we go. Sory about that. [ Clears Throat ]

ln other news, the prime minister ofSweden visited Washington today,

and my tiny little nipples went to France.

What did hejust say? Check the prompter.

- The prompter's fine. - Evan, read the copy, please. The copy's good.Just read it.

The White House reception committee greeted the prime rib roast minister,

and l do the cha-cha like a sissy girl.

- [ Snickering ] - l ''lika'' do the cha-cha.

l'm sory. We seem to be having some technical difficulties.

- In other news-- - [ Flatulence ]

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[ Gibberish ] Doo-doo, caca, poo-poo.

[ Gibberish ] Pee-pee! [ Grunts ]

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