But what?

Whoa.

Game on.

Hey, get me out of here.

Whoa.

Watch it.

Mr grabby pants.

I don't like being carried around like that geez, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hi there, what the heck are you me?

I'm a football.

You're a ball made of feet.

No, no, no.

Foot ball.

Get it not made of feet.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

It's a melon.

I'm not a melon.

I'm a football.

Oh no, you're not, not in America buddy, freaking tourists is melon made of feet too.

No, nobody's made of feet boy.

What's wrong with you?

I'm an orange.

Yeah.

Newsflash.

Thanks.

Your face is full of laces.

Somebody didn't take their shoes off.

Do you even know what a football is?

Yeah, it's a ball made of feet.

No.

Football is a game that pits two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace.

It's the only boring.

What you look like a mutated lemon.

You're a lemon head.

That's not even funny.

I'm shaped like this so it's easy to throw me, Wait, throw you with your hands.

Yeah.

So why are you called the football then?

You should be called a handball.

No, you're a handball.

That's not my name.

Hey, hey, handball.

It's football.

Hey handball.

Do you have any money?

No, because I want my quarterback.

Alright, this is getting a little name is handball lemon head.

That's not my name.

Hey, Hey, handball.

Can you blow bubbles with your spit.

No like this.

Watch that's disgusting.

Try it.

No, you're not trying and I'm not going to stop that.

You'll love it.

No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it.

It's fun.

You know what's going on here?

I'm the star of the Super Bowl and this is how I get treated.

Being berated by a talking orange Super bowl.

Is that for a really big salad?

No, it's not for a really big salad.

Are you actually that slow?

Hey, Hey, handball.

What foot?

What?

Whoa.

Hey handball.

Can I have your seat?

Oh wow.

I tell you, I'm a bloody football not am Yeah.

Right.

Handball told me that you weren't made of feet.

Stupid melon, howdy, howdy fruit lovers.

I'm orange and I'm pair today.

We're gonna show you how to play football.

American style.

Mind if I kick things off, Go right ahead.

Thanks.

Okay.

Step one, get a football.

They're shaped a little differently than most other balls.

I'll say these footballs are totally weird.

Orange.

Is that a foot?

Yeah.

Football.

Right.

Let's play.

I want to give somebody a gatorade bath.

What?

Where did you get a human foot?

That angry guy over there?

Um, might he be angry because you took his foot?

Oh, that would explain it.

Boy.

Do I feel like a heel?

Just give the foot back.

This is a football.

Oh, you mean an egg ball?

No, I mean a football.

I'm pretty sure that's an egg ball dude.

It is a football.

If you just listen to what?

Wait, what?

What is happening?

Oh my oh a bald eagle.

That's american football.

Alright.

Oh, step to get a team together.

You want someone who can throw as your quarterback.

Someone who can run fast as you're running back.

I'm good at rolling.

I'll be the rollback.

Rollback isn't a position dude.

Okay.

That'll just be the motorboat back.

Oh sure dude, you can be the motorboat back.

Where does the motorboat back?

Stand over there by the bench.

All right, come on, baldi to the bench.

Finally, we can actually talk about football now.

Step three is Gatorade back.

Oh, orange.

It's not orange.

It's lemon lime.

Oh, it is not time for a Gatorade bath yet.

Oh sorry.

Rewind.

Oh, whoa, you can do that.

Sure I can do all sorts of football.

The things like this.

It's the replay.

Oh, hey, what the heck, baldy get me out of here.

Oh, okay.

Let's get back on the rails.

Step three is to try and score a touchdown.

You do this by advancing the ball downfield.

Either by running it or passing it or by motor boating it.

Oh, you're ruining the field.

This is insane.

It is, yes.

For one thing, you're driving a motorboat across dry land.

Oh, we can fix that.

What?

How do you do Fruit Lovers?

Orange and pear back once again to tackle another episode of how to seeing how it's fall today.

We're going to tell you how to stream.

NFL game.

Nice.

Kick us off Orange.

Fruit Lovers.

Here's the important thing to know about streams you're gonna get wet, especially if you don't have legs.

What pro tip, Try to jump across rocks if you can dude, careful though.

They can be slippery.

Stop right now.

Really?

You want to stop right now on top of this slippery rock.

I don't care where wow, pear pear pear.

You really should have listened to my advice about streams orange.

We're not talking about rivers.

We're talking about streaming the NFL over the internet.

Oh, gotcha, That makes sense.

The NFL is way more exciting to talk about so much is happening in the National forensics league right now.

They just announced the latest Lincoln Douglas debate topic and everybody's flipping out orange, you know very well.

That's not the NFL I'm talking about.

Oh, I know, I know.

As usual, we're talking about the national falafel league.

That's not a thing.

I know, but it should be, it's just so fun to say falafel, falafel falafel falafel, would you stop already?

Okay, okay, I'll knock it falafel dude, you know very well that the NFL stands for National Football League football.

I totally knew that one.

So step one is to check out the NFL schedule.

Find out when your favorite team is playing.

What if I don't have a favorite team, but I have a favorite player instead.

That's fine.

Who's your favorite player Philip rivers get it?

Yes, I get it.

But I'm not laughing because where are these slippery rocks keep coming from And why am I the only one that ever falls off?

I don't know cleats me.

But seriously though, I want to hear about streaming football.

Where do I go watch pair?

Well there's a bunch of places actually.

Thanks for being serious about this stuff for once.

You're welcome.

Step two is to check out amazon prime Cbs all access fox sports go or I'm not seeing any football anywhere.

Probably because that computer is dripping wet.

Dude, let me guess.

You submerged your computer in a stream.

Of course not.

I submerged your computer in a stream.

What my computer or you get back here right now.

You gotta catch me first.

I am so mad right now.

Okay, Okay.

Okay, let me explain.

Let me just say one thing.

Fine.

One thing it's true.

I put your computer in the stream, but here's the kicker.

Yeah.

What is it?

No, here's the kick in.

Huh?

Hey there everybody.

It's hank Williams JR here and I want to know are you ready for some football?

I guess.

Nobody told him he was getting fired.

Hello and welcome to the 46th annual Fruit Bowl XLV.

I an italian it's going to be a heck of a match up today as the new England plantains take on the new york.

Giants apple.

Let's check in with our lifeline to the sideline.

Little apple.

Hey, that's midget apple.

That's right pair.

We're just moments away from the kickoff and the tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Just kidding.

The only one who has to worry about anything is this guy, I mean this year's football.

Oh sure he looks fine now, but just wait until the game is over.

Oh that's gotta hurt.

Let's see the instant replay.

Talk about putting a foot in your mouth.

Meanwhile it's 3rd and 15 for the gi apples.

Well pair.

It looks like they're gonna have to come up with something big.

There's the snap moving down already, interception.

Whoa!

So this is all a dream.

No interception.

And what's this touchdown?

Whoa.

Midget apple got planted.

It's awfully hard to pass on these plantains.

I'm not surprised.

Midget apple always comes up short.

It's fourth and long for the gi apples and they're going for it back to the past.

Oh, it's a handoff.

Midget apple's loose.

Whoa!

It's a rumble for the fumble.

Light touch.

Light touch and the plantains have it.

I wonder where they found the energy to do that.

Well, orange.

It looks like somebody's been drinking.

Zoom.

The official beverage of fruitful 46.

Everything's faster with zoom.

That's right.

Orange.

It's so fast.

The first half's already over, wow.

It's time to check out the star of our halftime show.

Give it up for marshmallow.

Someone want to tell me what unicorns had to do with Whoa!

Talk about a wardrobe malfunction.

That sure wasn't kosher in the second half is underway.

Oh no!

Did I miss Madonna?

Oh whoa!

Midget apple sure got a kick out of that.

Oh no, not again.

Oh God.

Oh there's a flag on the play.

Give it up for the refs for catching this one that looks like scary to me.

Danielle penalty.

Oh no bad news for the gi apples with only seconds left in the game.

They're gonna need a miracle finish.

You gotta dig deep fellas, give it your all.