I don't have a tablespoon but I do have this table shovel.

Yeah.

Whoa, This recipe is super serious.

Yeah.

Sorry, I didn't quite get that.

Uh sorry about that.

Sometimes Siri gets activated when people say words like serious and serial.

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

Sorry, didn't quite catch that.

No, I'm not talking to either of you.

False alarm.

Okay.

I'm just a guy trying to charge his battery in peace.

Yeah.

Leave the guy alone.

Would you seriously?

Sorry.

I didn't quite catch that.

So what's your name?

Stranger iphone and I orange.

Nice to meet you say, have we met before?

You know, I want to remember that your breath is well, I'm just gonna come out and say it.

It smells like Freddy Krueger looks whoops.

Sorry.

No, I definitely remember meeting you.

Oh and I remember how you died.

What?

I died.

No, I didn't.

Yes you did.

You totally died and it was all because you got wet.

Oh no, my soup is boiling over.

Dude, take it easy.

You must have met my predecessor.

I'm an iPhone 13.

Water doesn't do anything to me.

Whoa.

So you like came back from the dead?

Are you invincible?

No, I'm not invincible.

Ow.

Hey, your screen didn't crack my seats.

Always crack the screens of mere mortal phones.

I'm not immortal.

Okay, I'm just a regular old phone with above average ceramic shield.

What The Oh I know you're immortal.

I am not.

I just happened to see those anvils falling towards me.

So I moved out of the way.

Really?

You saw all three of those?

Well, I kind of have three cameras also.

What are we even talking about right now?

You just tried to kill me.

Good luck proving it.

Iphone.

You have no eyewitnesses get it.

I look.

Would you just leave me alone?

Your soup smells awful.

Your jokes are terrible.

And honestly your teeth are the most haunting thing I've ever seen.

Hey, So what if I got yellow teeth?

At least I don't have Bluetooth like you look dude, we're both trying to do the same thing.

Recharge you with your disgusting food in me with electricity.

You know what they call an iphones battery, don't you?

Yes, they call it a battery.

Uh they call it apple juice.

Get it.

Apple juice.

Like juice for an apple.

Yes, I get it.

Oh my God, I am so leaving.

But there are so many other ways I wanted to try to kill you.

Well, they're not gonna work.

Dude.

Apple thought of everything short of drilling a hole through my memory chip.

You're never gonna do it.

Orange, what does that rub do?

Why are you pulling it?

What's gonna happen with you?

Wow, That's a whole lot more gruesome than I expected.

Wait, I'm okay, wow.

Maybe I am immortal.

Yeah.

Although you're probably gonna want to cover up that hole.

Might I suggest an eye patch.

Dude, that joke was seriously terrible.

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

Oh, would you shut up?

mm hmm.