Careful Plankton, I just mopped there.

Do you find yourself overwhelmed with failure

from poor chum performance?

It's the stench of failure.

Is the answer always just out of your reach?

Well, worry no more. Introducing

Krabby Patty Formula Stealing Inventions

Brought to you by Sheldon J. Plankton.

Patent pending.

I went to college!

Up first is a device concept that sure has legs, actual leg.

Introducing the Robo-Patty.

This machine's versatile four legged system

offers a smooth ride over any terrain

with full Krabby Patty carrying capacity.

But that's not all.

It also comes equipped with an overdrive system.

You'll never catch me, Krabs.

Not when I shift into maximum overdrive. Hi-yah!

Call the number on your screen to order the Robo-Patty

for just $19.99. Driver's license required.

If Plankton is known for one thing,

it's that he is the leading innovator

of robotic technology in all of Bikini Bottom.

Choose between any of the following robot models.

The Salesman, complete

with fabulous mustache and fedora.

With this disguise, that formula is as good as mine.

The Seahorse.

This metallic [unintelligible] has all the horsepower

you could ask for.

Don't broadcast my secret plans!

The Krab, equipped with microphones,

pinching power and a self destruct.

Yeah, okay, maybe be careful about that part.

The Sponge. This brain powered, remote controlled sponge robot

is for expert operators only.

It takes real skill to order this bot

to make a Krabby Patty.

I command you! Make me a Krabby Patty!

I don't wanna.

Or why not go with The Decoy?

This robot is a spitting image of its creator,

capable of fooling even the oldest oppose.

What?!

Buy any of these models now,

or the complete set for $999.9. No refunds.

Yay!

If you're in the market

for an even larger model of robot, order The Chumbot.

This impressive mech towers over every building

and is capable of scooping up vast amounts of citizens,

forcing them to consume your product.

You mean you kidnapped us just to sell us your fast food?

Come on. It's a standard marketing technique.

And if you're looking for more action,

consider purchasing The Boom-Boom.

Bring on The Boom-Boom!

While smaller in stature, this robo tank is rigged

with a blazing fast windmill,

a flame throwing hairdryer and effective pincers.

Just be sure to keep it plugged in.

Hey, what gives?

But maybe the answer you're looking for

is to get into the mind of your competition.

Literally.

Plankton's Mind Control Module

grants you full control of the competition,

from walking transportation to vocal projection.

Your sniveling creations are worth less

than a protozoan's waste!

Something must be wrong with my brain!

Order now to receive your Mind Control Module

by the end of the week.

Must be this tall to operate.

Get out of my head! Leave my brain alone!

If you want a more hands on approach,

why not clone the competition?

That's right! With Plankton's cloning machin,

just add someone's DNA plus your own...

Ouch!

...and voila, a combo clone is born.

Behold, playing PlanKrab!

[grunting]

[chuckles]

[laughing]

Call now for the special price of $99.99.

DNA not included.

You married a genius, Karen.

Sometimes the answer isn't to fight the competition

but to be the competition. And with

the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know- What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier,

you can switch lives with anyoe just to know what it's like.

Did I just repeat myself?

Ah. It's finally all mine, the patties, the wealth,

the notoriety, the... SpongeBob?

Call now to find out the special price

on this magnificent machine.

But hurry, this special price won't last long.

You have about five seconds.

Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you on therapy.

But what does last long, is love.

And with the computer wife by your side,

nothing can stop you from taking over.

With millions of processes running at once,

the W.I.F.E.-Omatic computer

comes in a wall mounted Mark II

or mobile Mark II model.

Ray Ray, you've got my cooling fans running on hig.

Get over here and give me some sugar.

She cooks, she schemes, she has laser beams.

[screaming]

An invention, so effective,

you don't even have to miss that precious anniversary date.

Oh, Sheldon, you're so romanti.

Call the number on your screen

and receive free installation.

But wait, that's not all.

If you order now, you will receive an autographed copy

of C.H.U.M., the debut album by artist Plankton for 30% off.

Featuring such hit singles such as Fun...

♪ F is for a fire That burns down the whole town♪

♪ U's for uranium bombs ♪

How Do I Pick?...

Come on, Plankton, just pick one and forget about your shoes!

Oh, My Karen...

♪ Oh, my Karen Oh, my Karen ♪

♪ Oh, my computer wife, Karen ♪

And Maximum Overdrive.

♪ In maximum overdrive You'll never catch me ♪

♪ Ah ah ah! Maximum overdrive ♪

♪ Hi-yah! Hi-yah! ♪

So why wait?

Call the number on your screen

to purchase any of Plankton products,

plus a free copy of his album.

And for even more genius from Plankton,

be sure to subscribe

to the SpongeBob Channel here on YouTube.

That's only one click away.

This commercial is not actually real.

Shipping and handling not included.

All purchases are final. No refunds.

Eat chum or face the consequences.