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  • - What I supposed to do here today?

  • - Sell this pair of Air Jordan Dior.

  • This pair of sneakers is around $10,000.

  • - $ 10,000.

  • This is UK eight. - I'm a UK six.

  • - Haiyaa, it's okay, you're still growing.

  • You'll grow into this.

  • (bright upbeat music)

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  • Hello niece and nephew, it's uncle Roger.

  • Uncle Roger, I got fired from so many jobs before,

  • so today I can find a different job.

  • I gonna work at this shoe shop Stealplug established 2017.

  • Haiyaa, maybe finished in 2021 after I work here.

  • This is my boss for today, Charlene.

  • Charlene tell our viewer, what is Stealplug?

  • - Stealplug is the exclusive

  • and premium sneakers and apparel store.

  • So we sells items for customers,

  • from clothing to shoes, to bags and accessories.

  • - Exclusive and premium. - Yeah.

  • - That just means she hate poor people.

  • What the difference between your shoe

  • and regular shoe I find in Chinatown Market?

  • - So our shoes are either limited edition ones,

  • when it's released in store it will be instantly solar

  • in the few seconds to minutes.

  • So usually these limited edition stuff

  • will range from $300 to like 500, 1,000, $2,000.

  • - What? - Depending on--

  • - $2,000 for a shoe? - Yup.

  • - Who buy $2,000 shoe, haiyaa, a PS 5 only $500.

  • - There's a lot of people that wants

  • to be hypebeast uncle Roger

  • - Hypebeast is wasting money.

  • Niece and nephew, remember to smack like button.

  • I think people who buy shoe from this place

  • need to be smacked by the parent more, $500 on shoe, haiyaa.

  • My mom disown me immediately.

  • The store look okay,

  • but why are you on 20th floor foot lock on ground floor?

  • That means you're not doing well.

  • (Charlene chuckling)

  • If you have to take lift to a shoe store,

  • that mean the shoe store business not good.

  • Why only one lantern?

  • Haiyaa, make this place look like Chinese prostitute house.

  • - It's the Supreme lantern uncle Roger, it's different.

  • - So your prostitute hypebeast also, okay.

  • So boss, Charlene, what I supposed to do here today?

  • - The ultimate task for you today,

  • is to sell this pair of Air Jordan Dior.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Uncle Roger sold bubble tea, sold chicken and rice,

  • I can sell shoe, no problem.

  • How much is this?

  • - This pair of sneakers is around $10,000.

  • - $10,000?

  • Haiyaa, why so expensive?

  • - Because it's a collaboration

  • between Jordan and Dior brand.

  • - It just shoe.

  • - So uncle Roger, you need to dress up a little bit

  • because this is not gonna work for you.

  • - What do you mean?

  • Uncle Roger, orange polo, so iconic,

  • more iconic than your Air Jordan Dior bullshit.

  • - You need to dress like a hypebeast uncle Roger.

  • - Haiyaa.

  • - [Announcer] A few minutes later.

  • - No, no, no,

  • Uncle Roger looked like I'd go into midlife crisis.

  • What do you want me to do next?

  • Buy escape pod?

  • That orange shirt make uncle Roger feel too fancy.

  • ♪ Too fancy ♪

  • But What I will do, I will take this Supreme sticker,

  • and just put it on my uncle Roger polo.

  • Do you like uncle Roger trip?

  • Make this brand so lazy usually brand logo,

  • they have picture, but Supreme, they just use texts.

  • Uncle Roger can come up with logo like this also, see.

  • - Instead off your belt full in case,

  • you need to wear the Supreme bomb bag.

  • And here is a Supreme phone for you.

  • - This phone?

  • When did this phone come out?

  • 1845, okay.

  • Uncle Roger use this now.

  • Is this what they were on Bling Empire?

  • Asian uncle like me, we love our bag phone case.

  • Many people say phone go in pocket.

  • But uncle Roger say pocket supposed to be for receipts.

  • See all my receipt right here.

  • This one from 2014,

  • this receipt lasted longer than my marriage.(sighs)

  • Hello, hello, how you're doing?

  • - Wagwan man.

  • - Wagwan?

  • What is wagwan?

  • - Wagwan is like you're all right, man?

  • - Why you sound like this?

  • - I heard you're from the UK and get me.

  • - Uncle Roger live in UK but don't I sound like that.

  • - (speaking in foreign language) Get me.

  • - Stop cultural appropriation, haiyaa.

  • Uncle roger don't want to get canceled.

  • Are you looking for shoe today?

  • - Am looking a shoe today.

  • - Okay. - Will you recommend me?

  • - Why don't you buy this?

  • This uncle Roger favorite, Air Jordan 1 Dior.

  • You'll get all the woman

  • even when someone who speaks so weird like you.

  • - Really? - Yeah.

  • - I'm not interested in any other woman.

  • I only have one only one--

  • - Only one woman? - I'm loyal and that--

  • - You need get the four, you know.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Yeah, did you get?

  • Four wives you know that. (both laughing)

  • Can I touch it? - No, stop, stop.

  • Haiyaa. - Can I touch you?

  • - No, no, I don't consent to that.

  • I noticed look like Chinese prostitute shop,

  • but uncle Roger not for sale,

  • for Charlene maybe you'd talk to her.

  • - Well, any Off-Whites?

  • - All this here is Off-White.

  • How about this one? - Whoa.

  • - Converse Off-White collaboration.

  • - Thousand dollars of them you can't do any lower.

  • - No, no, no selling shoe to Asian people.

  • They always come and haggle.

  • Just take the shoe for the price.

  • - No free fright rise?

  • Fright rise, haiyaa, no uncle Roger shoe salesman today.

  • - I'll take it. - You'll take it?

  • - I'll take it, 100%. - Okay, any now then else--

  • - I'm looking to buy another shoe.

  • - How about this one?

  • This is Nike and Ben & Jerry collect.

  • Do you know what Ben & Jerry's is?

  • - Come on, of course, I know, look at me.

  • - Haiyaa, I don't fat shame yourself.

  • - Can I touch it? - Okay, sure.

  • - Is it hala. - Haiyaa of course it.

  • This not make from pig skin.

  • This make from cow skin,

  • pig for eating only, is so delicious.

  • Why we want to make shoe from pig?

  • - Oh, well, it's definitely hala.

  • - How do you know it hala?

  • - By touching it, I can feel by my hands

  • that it's not thick skin.

  • - That is worse super power ever.

  • - Do you have any chance to Travis Scott?

  • - Travis Scott-- - Jordan 1?

  • - Why so many people like Travis Scott?

  • Travis Scott rapper, he not even shoemaker.

  • Buying shoe from Travis Scott

  • is like buying painting from the Rock.

  • Here, this another Travis Scott shoes.

  • - Oh wow. - What do you think?

  • - What do you think?

  • - Why is the Nike backwards?

  • Is it fake? - No, no,

  • this is just the design uncle Roger

  • don't sell fake shoe here. - Really?

  • - Yeah. - But then on this side

  • is backwards, on the other side it's the right way.

  • - That's why I said Travis Scott not shoe designer.

  • He fucked up.

  • Don't come to uncle Roger's store and ask if my shoe fake.

  • I don't go talk to your mom and ask if a tit fake.

  • (bright music)

  • Okay, we got a lot of customer.

  • Hello, hello. - Hi--

  • - How are you doing? - Am here to pick up

  • my shoe from

  • - Are you gonna pay by card or cash?

  • - Cash please? - Cash?

  • Haiyaa. - I only have cash, sorry.

  • - This is pandemic time, who still use cash?

  • This niece like shoe and also COVID.

  • Haiyaa, okay give uncle Roger the cash.

  • This is your stuff. - There you go, thank you.

  • Uncle Roger feel like drug dealer right now.

  • Boss Charlene, not around.

  • So maybe I put it in my own pouch.

  • Are you sure that all you want?

  • - I'm on a budget so this is good enough.

  • - You are on budget, who needs budget?

  • Budget for weak people.

  • Life's too short for budget.

  • Listen, this shoe is the best shoe, the Air Jordan 1 Dior.

  • Look at this. - Oh wow, it's--

  • - This shoe can solve all your problem in life.

  • - (chuckling) Really?

  • - Yeah, yeah, what your name?

  • - I'm Joey. - Joey, niece Joey,

  • are you single right now? - Yes.

  • - Because you don't have this shoe.

  • You just wear it, you go out, get boyfriend instantly.

  • - I don't think I need a shoe to get a boyfriend.

  • - Haiyaa, she definitely overestimating her own beauty.

  • What are the problem you have in your life?

  • (Joey chuckling) Your family life okay?

  • - Yeah. - Your parents still together?

  • - Oh no, they're divorced.

  • - See, because you don't have nice shoe.

  • (Joey chuckling) You buy this shoe,

  • they remarry each other again.

  • Boss Charlene, what is?

  • - So uncle Roger, a customer made an order on our website.

  • So you need to pack the shoes and ship it to them.

  • - Pack shoe?

  • Haiyaa uncle Roger trying to be salespeople, not postman.

  • So what I supposed to do?

  • - So you need to take the bubble wrap

  • and wrap it around the shoes and then pack it in a box.

  • - Okay, so easy.

  • You just do this, see, is it okay?

  • - No uncle Roger, it's too ugly.

  • - You sent this to people.

  • First thing they do is rip off bubble wrap,

  • who care for pretty?

  • - Here I'll show you. - Okay.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Not bad, not bad.

  • Niece and nephew, always use protection.

  • (both laughing)

  • Sorry children, how much is shoe?

  • - This is around $1,000. - $1,000.

  • - Yeah. - And you trust random postman

  • to ship this?

  • Haiyaa, uncle Roger don't even trust Amazon delivery.

  • Sometimes you order from Amazon, postman throw shit around.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Hi, is there anyone to show me around?

  • - Haiyaa, uncle Roger playing snake on my truck dealer phone

  • and customer come and bother me.

  • What do you want?

  • What are you looking for today?

  • - Hey, I'm looking for an Eazy.

  • - Eazy, okay.

  • Uncle Roger know just the right shoe.

  • This Eazy uncle Roger favorite,

  • because it go in the dark.

  • You can go jogging at night nobody hit you.

  • What do you think?

  • What do you think?

  • - So how much is it?

  • - This One $800.

  • - It's too expensive. - Too expensive.

  • Haiyaa, you wear $5,000 Rolex,

  • cannot afford $800 shoe, why so weak, so weak?

  • - What about Travis?

  • - This is uncle Roger favorite Travis Scott shoe

  • because it come with little pouch here see.

  • Just for your truck, I mean MSG.

  • This one $800 also.

  • - That's too expensive. - Too expensive.

  • Why you come here?

  • Boss Charlene, I think you need

  • to have security guards outside,

  • check that credit history before letting people in.

  • This count how much you want off?

  • - $10. - $10, haiyaa,

  • buy $800 shoe, ask for $10 discount.

  • When you buy a house you also ask the estate agent

  • for the free wind chime?

  • Haiyaa, okay, here your shoe, just take it.

  • - [Charlene] Uncle Roger,

  • you need to put the shoe in the box and the bag.

  • - What box and bag?

  • Haiyaa, but we give him discount already.

  • Too bad for environment.

  • You're killing all the sea turtle.

  • (upbeat music)

  • - Halloo, halloo.

  • Little niece. - Hi.

  • - What do you want?

  • What do you want to get--

  • - I am looking for a t-shirt.

  • - T-shirt, just right here.

  • - Okay, cool. - T-shirt not doing well

  • we only have two rack. (lady chuckling)

  • This look like free stuff you get from happy meal,

  • but we sell it for $80.

  • - What about this?

  • - This one is colored with Cactus Jack, who is Cactus Jack?

  • Uncle Roger don't know.

  • Do you know who is Cactus Jack?

  • - I think it might be Travis Scott

  • 'cause the name's right here.

  • - Oh, haiyaa Uncle Roger know this,

  • it's just testing you. (lady chuckling)

  • Why Travis Scott making shoe and making shirt now?

  • Haiyaa, you rapper, stay in your lane.

  • You don't see uncle Roger selling my own t-shirt.

  • (upbeat music)

  • And you want shoe also. - Yes.

  • - My favorite shoe. - Wow.

  • - Only 10,000, it used to be 20,000,

  • but for nice niece like you uncle Roger could give discount.

  • - Cool, what size is it?

  • - This is UK eight.

  • - Oh, short I'm a UK six.

  • - You're UK six? - Yeah.

  • - Haiyaa, it okay, you still growing.

  • You will grow into this.

  • You look like someone who like the color yellow.

  • - I actually do.

  • - So uncle Roger recommend this one, it's furry

  • and nice touch it, so soft. - Oh.

  • - It like if Big Bird from Sesame Street became a shoe.

  • - Okay, I think I'll take it,

  • but do you have any free gifts?

  • - Haiyaa, we give to shoelace already.

  • Stop asking for free gift

  • that why we give people free shoe laces.

  • They so annoying, use it to hang yourself.

  • (both laughing)

  • - I think I might not leave a very good review of you.

  • No, no, no, don't leave bad review.

  • Uncle Roger, give you free gift, give you this toy.

  • This toy look like auntie Helen when she get COVID.

  • Oh, hello, hello.

  • - Hi. - Why are you dressed

  • like fail basketball player?

  • What you want?

  • - I'm looking for Air Jordan 1.

  • - All the Air Jordan here.

  • How about this one?

  • This one, $300. - Is too cheap.

  • - Too cheap? - Yeah.

  • Okay, 400. - Nope.

  • - 500. - I do like the design.

  • Do you have something more expensive?

  • - This one, 3000.

  • - Still not my type.

  • - Air Jordan 1 Dior, $10,000.

  • - Can I touch it?

  • - Only if you wear gloves.

  • - I do have my gloves on.

  • - Fuiyoh, this guy even his glove is Supreme.

  • So much money but he dress like shit, haiyaa.

  • Just buy no refund, but just buy.

  • - Okay, I'll take this.

  • - Yes, uncle Roger sold the Air Jordan 1 Dior, fuiyoh.

  • - Ah, Uncle Roger, what gets you pluck all day today.

  • So tired now, boss Charlene, what you think?

  • I sold the Air Jordan 1 Dior, I so proud of myself.

  • - Yes, uncle Roger, I think you did a pretty good job today.

  • But you should have given better customer service.

  • - What do you mean better customer service?

  • Everybody loves uncle Roger.

  • - You told them to hang themselves.

  • - What else you do with shoelace?

  • - You even talk about their mom's tit.

  • - Haiyaa, everybody mum have tit.

  • What wrong with that? (Charlene chuckling)

  • - And if their shoe size is wrong, you shouldn't tell them

  • that they'll the grow into their shoe size.

  • - I make the customer experience so memorable.

  • When else do you go to shoe shop and the sales person

  • pat your head and you a little child, when?

  • So do I get to come back tomorrow?

  • - I'll think about it.

  • As far as limited edition things

  • where you can get in the normal of sneaker store outside

  • 'cause there's also a no.

  • - That just caught what for saying she hate poor people.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Favorite shoe.

  • Oh wow. - Air Jordan 1 Dior.

  • - Okay. - You buy this shoe,

  • all the woman come over and...

  • (both laughing)

  • - I want to say suck your dick.

  • (all laughing).

  • - You know I'm gonna kick halala, is it hala? (chuckling)

  • - How can you tell it hala?

  • - Because by touching it, I can't send the (indistinct).

  • - Oh, okay, okay.

  • Is this a superpower? - Yes.

  • - You touch something

  • and you know it pick or not. - Yeah.

  • - So when you punch your wife then...

  • (all laughing)

  • - And why are we bubby like Travis Scott?

  • - Because we all hires in the room.

  • - I didn't get that at all.

  • (all laughing)

  • There's a limit where (indistinct).

  • - Why everybody like Travis Scott, Travis Scott is rapper.

  • Not even Shoemaker.

  • - His shoe looks nice 100%.

  • - Buying shoe from Travis Scott

  • it's like buying painting from the Rock.

  • - The Rock can paint?

  • - That's a joke.

  • - Oh (murmuring) (all laughing)

  • - That what I mean, Travis Scott no shoe designer.

  • He fucked up. - Oh,(laughing).

  • - There are people gonna

  • tag Travis Scott in the video.(chuckling)

  • Time for uncle Roger to pick a break.

  • Got a dream from my Supreme thermos fuiyoh.

  • Asian people, we love drinking hot water,

  • cold water for pussies.

  • - No uncle Roger, Steelplug has the best customer service.

  • - This girl sound like corporate PR person.

  • (indistinct) customer service (chuckling).

  • (both laughing)

  • - Deadly.

  • (both laughing)

  • - Haiyaa.

  • This is so much harder than making a fire rise.

- What I supposed to do here today?

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