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  • - This looks like the wet rice I made with a colander - No, no, this is not wet rice.

  • - It looks amazing!

  • - This is properly made rice just with more water.

  • Previously Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to Chinatown.

  • - Do you smack kid?

  • - No, we didn't smack kid.

  • - That's why you turn out like this.

  • - I think I am PANsexual. [touches wok]

  • - That is not a cupcake.

  • - This is Chinese cupcake.

  • - Now back to part two of video, we go to Chinese restaurant.

  • - So, Auntie Hersha

  • - You eat everything right? - I'm like 97.4% vegan.

  • - Haiya...vegan...

  • - Vegan don't know how to enjoy life, how you come to Chinese restaurant be vegan? What you eat?

  • - What you eat? The peanut? - Because this is a cultural exchange

  • - I'm going to use my 3% of being non-vegan.

  • - Okay. - So go wild Uncle Rog!

  • - Auntie Hersha giving up her morals for YouTube video.

  • - Uncle Roger like. Moral is useless, YouTube video, very useful!

  • - Chicken feet, duck tongue, pig ear, all serve cold, what you think?

  • - WhaT YOu ThINk?

  • - Just order what you'd usually get.

  • - Okay. Challenge accepted. - Oh, uh, do you have anything vegan?

  • - oNE tHiNg

  • - Vegan at dim sum can only get one dish.

  • - So sad.

  • A FEW MOMENTS LATER

  • - It loo- it looks like raw plastic.

  • - No, it not raw plastic. This is chicken feet how you can call chicken feet raw plastic?

  • - Don't think. - It doesn't really smell of anything.

  • - Just wang in mouth.

  • - Is there any kind of dipping sauce? - No dipping sauce.

  • - You eat like this. You eat dog penis, but you scare chicken feet?

  • - What is this logic? - Okay, what's this one?

  • - This is duck tongue.

  • - This is also cold. - Do you know duc-

  • - Offal is very fashionable.

  • - Offal? What is offal?

  • - Well it is offal, the tongue

  • - Like offal is little bits of meat that people don't usually want to eat

  • - HIIIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAA

  • - We call duck tongue but you call offal.

  • - So hard to understand. We call it what it is but you call offal.

  • - Nobody know what is offal.

  • - Uncle Roger put duck tongue on my tongue.

  • - MmmmmMmMMmMMMMMmmm.

  • - It's alright.

  • - Once i've got past the fact that it's a tongue.

  • - Auntie Hersha, this is Uncle Roger fAVVoURite dish of all time.

  • - Crispy pork.

  • - Best food in the world. If you die and go to heaven it is first meal they serve for you.

  • - Yeah, but pigs are very smart animals. So I wouldn't want that.

  • - Smart animal can still be tasty. So smart, so tasty.

  • - Oh Auntie Hersha, that is your vegan dumpling.

  • - In Chinese restaurant, vegan food, they very condescending.

  • - They make it green to tell you. This is vegan food. Look at this-

  • - Let's shame this vegan over here make it green. So the whole shop know you vegan.

  • - Well, I'm used to shame, so I'll take my shame.

  • - And eat that. Yeah, no. The dumplings are really good, but I just don't feel that satisfied.

  • - That's why Uncle Roger got you this also. This is congee.

  • - Very satisfying. Best food.

  • - Every time Uncle Roger sick, my mom make this for me. Very nice.

  • - This looks like the wet rice I made with the colander. - No, No. This is not wet rice-

  • - It look- it looks amaaaaazing!

  • - This is properly made rice just with more water. - Wet rice.

  • - They don't run this to colander.

  • - No, no, no. Don't use the word wet.

  • - Uncle Roger hear the word wet is the Uncle Roger hear the word moist. Very disgusting now.

  • - Finally, he gets me.

  • - Hiya, she don't get me at all. In Asia if you sick, your mom make this for you.

  • - In western country, if you sick, your mom give you medicine and throw you out.

  • - Well, that's nice. I can see why you'd have it when you're ill, it's just kind of like really light.

  • - Dim sum is best version of brunch.

  • - Brunch? - Yeah, Chinese people doing dim sum for brunch since 1845.

  • - But did they do avo on toast?

  • - Avoca- What is avocado? Oh my God...

  • - Just give me one sec.

  • - Where is that? Looking for... just got my oat milk.

  • - Coffee.

  • - Oh, look!

  • - Everywhere I go, avocado.

  • - Don't bring avocado to Chinese restaurant.

  • - Oh my God. This is insult to Chinese culture. Chinese people, we don't eat avocado.

  • - Dumpling better for your soul.

  • - MMMMmmmMMMmMMmmmmm.

  • - This is fish Uncle Roger gonna eat later.

  • - 下次見 (See you next time.)

  • - What are you doing? - Nothing, I was just um asking... Nothing

  • - Oh, look! Acupuncture. - Oh acupuncture. Yeah. Yeah. Auntie Hersha know acupuncture.

  • - Yeah, I love it!

  • - Ohhhhhh, me too! - I can't imagine you'd like it.

  • - You like it?

  • - YEAH.

  • - That's like alternate therapy, that's like hippie world, isn't it?

  • - No, no. It's Chinese therapy.

  • - Always good. Chinese therapy always better than western therapy.

  • - Auntie Hersha, this hand waving cat bring you good luck.

  • - This year you had so bad, this year, so you should buy a cat.

  • - I think you should buy me a good luck cat.

  • - Fine. Uncle Roger cause Auntie Hersha a lot of pain, so...

  • - Next, Uncle Roger go get favourite drink bubble tea.

  • - Well, this is a very trendy place.

  • - Yes, Uncle Roger bring Auntie Hersha to bubble tea shop.

  • - Auntie Hersha, Uncle Roger gonna get you this bubble tea. What you think?

  • - What you think?

  • - I think, I want the gold one with the rose, brown rose/ flower thing.

  • - oOOoOHHHHH.

  • - Auntie Hersha. High roller.

  • - The dairy is probably gonna make me feel sick, but I'm gonna suffer for the art.

  • - It just tells your fortune. - Oh my God. I love it!

  • - No obstacle will stop you from being successful in love.

  • - That is correct. Uncle Roger have Auntie Jenny now. - But i'm getting in the way apparently.

  • - But I'm not. - Hiiiiyaa.

  • - First you ruin rice. Now, you ruin my love life.

  • - This is a lot of plastic. - Oh, plastic is Asian people favourite thing.

  • - Killing sea turtle is our hobby.

  • - Look how hipster this looks it looks so cool and trendy, doesn't it?

  • -Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's better than Starbucks.

  • - Starbucks? I don't do so much. - But you so white you don't do Starbucks?

  • - NOOOO. - ooOHHHH.

  • - I'm a hipster.

  • - You see ball under, under your cup. - They're really small, those balls.

  • - Oh, is that what you like?

  • - No, I don't like small balls. - So Auntie Hersha only like big ball in mouth?

  • - OOOOHHHHHH.

  • - I'm gonna eat some tiny balls now.

  • - Did you get the ball? - I got- I got two balls

  • - Two ball is perfect number of ball. - It's nice.

  • - Is it better than kombucha?

  • - No, I prefer kombucha.

  • - Um, I like the kind of burnt caramel taste.

  • - But I really hate milk.

  • - ooooooohhh.

  • - Are you one of those lactose intolerant people? - I- I actually am.

  • - Oh no. - I know.

  • - You will get diarrhoea soon.

  • - I think i'm probably gonna get diarrhoea soon. - All the balls coming up.

  • - If they did it with Oatly oat milk, then I'd really love it.

  • - I'd have it all the time.

  • - Okay, so you're gonna make oat milk bubble tea. Hiiiiiyaaaaa.

  • - So white, so white!

  • - So Auntie Hersha, we spent all day in Chinatown today. What you think? What you think?

  • - Um, I'm really impressed with my massive stick.

  • - Cinnamon sticks.

  • - After Auntie Hersha have the ball in her drink,

  • - Now she very sexual.

  • - Hit like and subscribe to my channel and also go subscribe to Auntie Hersha channel.

  • - Hersha Patel!

  • - In next video Auntie Hersha gonna show Uncle Roger her culture.

  • - Where are you gonna bring me?

  • - I'm gonna take you to east London, where I live.

  • - Where you are just gonna be... surprised.

  • - You're gonna have a great time. I'm gonna show you all my favourite places.

  • - We're gonna maybe do some yoga, meditation.

  • - Have some avocado.

  • - Maybe... I don't know, some sourdough?

  • - Kombucha!

  • - Auntie hersha are gonna try to turn Uncle Roger into white people.

  • - No, no, no, very sad.

  • - Niece and nephew, see you in my next video!

  • - Bye bye!

  • - 谢谢大家 (Thank you everyone.)

  • - Oh, Auntie Hersha I can speak Mandarin? Oh my God.

  • - Chinese people, we drink tea because tea is good.

  • - But Auntie Hersha drink tea because Oh! It's so healthy for you~

  • - Oh my God, it's so healthy for you~

  • - Need more MSG.

  • - Did you like the second one? - Yeah, cause you didn't use the colander.

  • - Yes! And the fried rice lady. Yes.

  • - Of course, of course, of course. Yeah.

  • - Oh, it's Uncle Roger. Making fried rice properly. Hiyaaaa.

  • - Thank you. Bye bye.

- This looks like the wet rice I made with a colander - No, no, this is not wet rice.

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