MR. KIESLOWSKI Alright, guys... The quadratic formula!

[Students sigh]

MR. KIESLOWSKI Let the fun begin!

[Dramatic strings]

MEI [Gasp]

No! No! No! This isn't happening!

SECURITY GUARD Hi!

MING Excuse me, my child goes to this school.

[Unintelligible arguing] [Heartbeat pounding]

SECURITY GUARD Ow!

STUDENT What is that?

STUDENT Oh, snap!

MR. KIESLOWSKI Alright, settle down, little goblins.

Whoa...

MEI No! Please! No!

MING Mei Mei, tell him it's me!

♫ ["Larger than Life" by Backstreet Boys] ♫

Tell him it's Mommy!

MEI [Yelling]

PANDA MEI [Roaring]

♪♪

♪ All you people Can't you see, can't you see ♪

PANDA MEI [Crying]

♪ How your love's affecting our reality ♪

PANDA MEI Don't look down! Don't look down!

♪ Every time we're down... ♪

PANDA MEI Gotta get home! Gotta hide!

MING Mei Mei!

♪ And that makes you larger... ♪

♪ And that makes you Larger than life ♪

PANDA MEI [Exhales]

I'm calm... [Exhales]

Zen... [Exhales]

[Poof]

MEI Yes!

[Poof]

PANDA MEI! No!

♪ That makes you Larger than life ♪