Love you.

Oh.

(laughing)

(smooth music)

It's Sona Fixes Your Life.

Hi guys, it's Sona Movsesian

and this is the return of Sona Fixes Your Life.

And as you can tell, I'm very serious,

I have books behind me.

I've read every single one.

That's a lie

and I have this thing next to me.

What is this?

It's a rocker.

Why do I know that?

Because I have a parenting expert now.

How am I a parenting expert?

I have had children for four months,

two of them.

So obviously I'm an expert.

So I'm happy to answer all the questions

that you guys have about parenting.

So let's raise your kids.

At Euler277 says, what are your strategies

for keeping Conan away from your children?

Just to A, never give him my address,

B, you know, I told them I was pregnant,

but I think that if I just tell him

that it was a pillow the whole time,

maybe he'll never show up.

(laughing)

So I guess that's the best way

is just to never tell him where I live

so then he'll just come and want to meet them.

At Amprobius says, what is your approach

to addressing sex to your children?

Love you, oh.

(laughing)

That's intense,

sex,

sex.

I don't know, do I tell them now?

Is four months too early to talk to them about sex?

'Cause then you just like,

they'll just always grow up knowing about it.

So now I'll be like, when a man and a woman

love each other very much, or you know what?

No, now when a man of a man love each other,

when a woman and a woman,

when someone who's non-binary

and someone else who's non-binary love each other very much

parts go into other parts

or sometimes things rub up on each other.

I don't, I have no idea

how I'm gonna talk to them about this stuff.

I think I'm just gonna make my husband do it.

I know how things work,

like the guy parts work,

but I don't have an intimate knowledge of it

'cause I don't have that.

So I don't know.

I think I just make Tak do it,

I'll just make my husband do it.

He'll just do that, he'll just do that talk.

But I, when, what is your approach

to dressing sex to your children,

make someone else do it.

And I love you too at Amprobius.

At Djesby says, do you have any

Armenian parent tips, life hacks?

#YehsHyeEm, that's cute.

I'm high too obviously,

I knew what that meant.

There's been a lot of Armenian opinions

floating around in this house.

And when I say a lot,

I mean like every day there's something.

There's obviously like 500 evil eyes in my baby's nursery

to protect them.

We, you know, there's, one of them have like

an umbilical hernia where his like

belly button stuck out a little.

And so we take a quarter to his belly button to flatten it,

a quarter.

It was wrapped up and we taped a quarter

and you know what?

That shit worked.

It worked.

I mean, it's a little off putting to tape anything

to your newborn child, but it worked.

At Yukidnakamura says,

not parenting question, but is your dog still number one

or did your kids take that spot?

I don't know, Oki, who's my favorite?

Who's my favorite, Oki?

Who's my favorite, Oki?

Who's my favorite?

Who's my favorite?

Let's just say, I know where my dog is

and I don't know where my boys are.

(bright music)

Oh my God, she's so soft.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.

I love you so much.