I'm excited for Haiti's Town.

Have you seen it?

Have you seen the show?

And what I'm going to go you've got to see it in L.

A.

It's so good.

It's so bright.

It's a it's a brilliantly original musical.

What's your favorite musical?

Oh that's a good question.

I think it might be the music man.

Really?

I think that might be number one.

Really?

Yeah look at that guy.

Oh yeah wow I didn't see that coming sir.

He said music man you were I love musicals.

I love musicals.

You've come to the right place babe.

Well thank you for having that right now.

I just didn't expect a music man.

Yeah if you come here and you don't like music because I'll tell you what you got trouble.

Yeah right here in tv City.

How have we not done that?

Oh my God how have we not had that?

I believe that on the table with a capital T.

And that rhymes with P.

And that stands for oh my God.

Oh my God you watch I'll be here when do you reckon we'll do that bobby october sometime yes sometime in october lock it in, lock it in and we'll do it when Jackman's on next time Jackman's on James James I had a dream last night that you came with my family to a musical that the trump family.

Put on it all of the trumps.

Including you Tiffany eric donald Jr marla Maples was there?

Ah Melania Ivanka.

Ivana all of them were there and it was a christmas musical at mar a Lago And I was there with my family.

Yeah, you were sitting there with us And then yeah, he came out like the big showstopper was Donald coming out like singing.

Surely it's a new updated version of scrooge.

That's that's what I'd want to see.

The trump family put on if the trump family, we're going to do a musical and it was scrooge but he has to go back and relive all of the horrific things he did as President of the United States.

I'm in, I'm in for that show.

Yes.

At the end he's like, yeah, nailed it.

Got it.

Hey, hey look we can't mess around.

We've got we've got we've we've got hard out.

It's that time.

It's time for the news lady on the front row.

We're like this.

Yeah.

Are you some kind of gang, are you like the pink?

Are you the Doctors?

You're what fun Doctors.

So fun Doctors.

Your fun Doctors.

We all have Doctors.

And were a lot of fun James.

I love this.

So hang on you all, you've got how many fun Doctors are there?

555 And you've all got denim jackets.

Yes.

Where are the other two Kimmel?

The young ones are working and they bought them.

The young ones are working.

They bought the jacket.

You're just here for a damn good time.

I love this.

I know your actual Doctors.

We are, nothing would make me more happy than turning up for a colonoscopy.

We have ph.

D.

S.

So we can't you know we can't perform a colonoscopy.

But we could you know we could try.

We have you can be glad to see you after the show.

Well, let me bless you.

Fun doctors.

I am so thrilled that you're here.

Thanks for coming.

Thanks to it.

You've lived in the moon of all of us.

It was a big political day here in America.

Five states went to the polls to vote in the primaries.

Ah yeah.

The excitement of midterm state primaries.

Put the coffee on babe.

It's gonna be an all nighter.

Idaho Kentucky.

North Carolina Oregon and pennsylvania.

All held primaries today which of course is news to the vast majority of people in Idaho Kentucky.

North Carolina Oregon and pennsylvania.

One of the most watched races is in pennsylvania.

Where Dr Oz is trying to win the Republican nomination for Senate.

My apologies to Dr Oz.

I cannot cross party lines.

I'm a doctor Phil guy through and through.

Vice President.

Kamala Harris will deliver the commencement address at the Coast Guard Academy tomorrow.

Ah yeah the Coast Guard.

The mini marines.

The old Navy.

Yeah the the Baywatch obviously sending in Carmel house makes sense.

It does.

Compared to the Navy.

The Coast Guard is very much the Vice president of aquatic military branches isn't it?

The commencement is gonna be great.

The theme of her Coast Guard speech will be helped.

Our administration is a sinking ship.

Help us now.

And if you were going to give a commencement address, what kind of advice would you give if if you're gonna eat taco bell Get it in before you turn 30 because after that it's different.

Yeah, thank you.

You know that that is, you're absolutely right.

It's it's no one's saying that it's all you got to speak truth to these people to the day.

It's to the day, it's to the day.

Like if you go out on your 29th birthday and you have Taco Bell at 11 45 you're fine because you have 12 05.

That's the next three days for you.

Yeah, it's a different thing.

It suddenly becomes a cry for help.

I used to get Taco Bell to deal with hangovers and now when I eat the Taco bell to deal with drinking, I it feels like the cover up is worse than the crime in other news.

Tomorrow Queen Elizabeth will be hosting the second of three garden parties at Buckingham Palace but due to mobility issues, the queen will not be attending Also, it's her day to do the palace laundry.

So it should be now for you americans that might be watching a royal garden party at Buckingham Palace is exactly what you think it is, Whatever is in your brain right now?

That's what it is.

A typical Garden Party will host around 8000 guests with around 27,000 cups of tea, 20,000 sandwiches and 20,000 slices of cake served.

It's fun to show up and be like, Okay, that's enough for me.

What's everyone else gonna eat?

Textbook garden party humor?

No.

And we've got to tell you about a new world record.

The Guinness Book of World Records has confirmed that Zeus, the great dane, is now the world's tallest dog.

Zeus lives in texas and stands over three ft five inches.

Here he is.

Here, look at that big deal.

It's not a bulldog who can ride a skateboard.

I don't care if you see that photo again.

It's truly a bizarre picture.

Not because not because the dog is so big, but because they've chosen to pose like they're on a blind date.

I just don't understand the thought of like we want to show everybody, let's be honest, let's call it what it is.

It's a big dog, right?

It's a big dog.

It's a world record holder.

How should we do it?

Put it on the couch.

None of this impresses me.

None of it.

It doesn't.

I'm not impressed, but I watched the film the other day about a dog that was way bigger than that and it was red.

And if I've said it once reg, I'll say it again.

The color of the dog is irrelevant.

It's irrelevant.

I'll never stop saying rob.

Try and cut this out.

Watch what happens.

Yeah.

No, you got to get it out their film and the book should just be called Clifford.

The big dog parentheses is also read, but no one mentions it.

Mhm Oh, it's a dog.

Just knocked over my garage.

It's read, you know, irrelevant.

Boss man.

And finally we wanted to show you this.

The iconic noodle company cup noodles has introduced the limited edition makeup collection inspired by the warm tones of ramen noodle soup.

Here it is.

Here, look at that.

Yeah, some of us are autumns, some of us are summers and some of us are pork broths, ramen noodle makeup.

It's it's perfect for the look that says, I'm really struggling.

It's raw.

It's ramen noodle man.

I'm in a dark place.

Yeah, that's great.

The cup noodles makeup collection is out now and this comes as no surprise.

It's exclusively available at soup aura.

No, don't.

Do you know what that is?

No, no, you know what that is?

That's the joke that says, we're really struggling.

We'll be right back everybody.

Mm hmm.

Alright, yeah, we did.

Who did it?