Does it sound a little different to you?

A little sexier.

A little lower Thanks a lot.

Um There's a reason for that.

I haven't actually felt well today.

Uh Thank you bastards.

Yeah we're talking about my physical health.

You can want what?

Ring spin.

But when I say I'm sick, what if this is my lead into?

I have a terminal illness.

You don't know where I'm going with this, do you?

Alright.

Well anyway it isn't want want because because basically uh you know I I just have some kind of virus or something and I uh I last night I was up all night really sore throat.

I woke up today a key.

Just don't feel well come to work because the show must go on.

Um or they'll fire my ass.

So we got we got through most of the day and then this is true.

Just about I don't know like two hours or 2.5 hours before we taped tonight show.

Just just a little while ago I decided I'm just gonna go see a doctor.

So I went to the NBC medical center here in the building to visit the doctor.

And uh I know my fans worry about me.

So uh I just pretend.

And so so I asked someone to grab a hand held camera and come along with me while I visited the NBC doctor and we just shot this and uh and well here's what happened uh this is Tanya Bennison.

She's the Associate medical director here at NBC?

Universal Medical Services, General electric subsidiary medical unit of G.

E.

NBC Universal.

Now, if I come distributor um Thanks for seeing me for the last two days.

I felt not great.

And then last night feverish sore throat, drank a lot of nyquil, a lot of nyquil and woke up with my pants around my ankles and actually I felt better, sort of the guy I was with.

You know, I don't feel busy mostly.

I just feel sort of uninvolved in the political process.

I don't really care about.

Do you feel comfortable talking about the stomach stuff that was going on?

Was it nausea?

Diarrhea?

Like what was what was that symptoms?

Do you really want me to talk about?

Diarrhea on television?

I like the word diarrhea.

I think you like the word diarrhea to you.

Like to talk about diarrhea.

You are an amazing woman.

Do you ever find yourself talking to patients?

And they mentioned that they had diarrhea And you start laughing?

That's sad when all the joy goes out of your life?

I think I'm in great shape.

I think I'm an amazing male specimen.

Does anyone ever say that anymore?

Like you're an amazing male specimen?

I think so, maybe ingest if this somehow could all end with you saying, well, you're an amazing male specimen and I had that on camera.

That would be great.

But that's you decide to go into the examining room.

Okay, let's start with taking your temperature.

All right.

Mhm.

This would be very exciting.

Mhm.

Right on 75.

You're actually cold.

A lot of wax in there.

How do we get it out?

I mean, I tried.

How bad is it?

You know your canals like this?

You're almost 100% included with surprised you can hear anything.

Thank you for that.

Mm hmm.

It always works that.

one 123.

Stick your tongue out ready.

Do you hate this?

Oh, what are you feeling there was feeling first of all, a lymph nodes, glands, anything tender?

Not yet.

Also make sure nothing's growing.

Have to lift up the back of your shirt.

There's a tattoo there.

It says R.

E.

O.

Speedwagon rules 1978.

I thought that band was gonna go the distance.

Okay.

All right, lungs are clear.

I want as much medication as I could possibly have.

Really?

Do you have You know sometimes you hear about like, oh, there's a cool Tylenol that they only sell in Sweden that has codeine in it with a little bit of cocaine and marijuana.

Is that something that I know that you guys can help you?

Can I have it anyway?

I don't want it so badly.

Do you need to listen to my heart for any reason?

I don't but I'm happy to would you like to listen to my heart?

Don't you listen to my heart.

What if I don't like what I hear?

You're going to like what you hear built like a tank.

You're getting a good read on that a little bit.

You haven't said anything for a while, so completely unrelated to your sore throat.

Do you have much of our prolapse or anything?

Anyone told you What's the prolapse?

It's one of the valves in the heart.

Just a little bit floppy.

I just came here to shoot.

I came here to shoot like a silly little.

I've got a cold and we're gonna just screw around.

You're telling me something real, but it's nothing.

You don't have a murmur or anything.

Okay.

I have a floppy heart.

I have a lot of tension in my job.

I have a lot of inner rage.

I'm irish catholic stock and we're we don't do well in the long run.

We're not people that live a long time.

Would you like to see me do some push ups right now.

A little petite?

All right.

What do you think I'm a pretty good male.

Really fantastic.

I think maybe male specimen, you think maybe I'm a male specimen now you say.

I think you're a male specimen.

It means my gender is a little in question.

Yes, please thank you.

This stuff for you.

This is the sort of wimpy Sudafed because we can't really get the real Sudafed anymore because of the crystal meth problem?

So I can't make crystal meth out of this.

That's okay, then.

You think I'm gonna be okay?

I think so.

Okay.

And the floppy heart, I mean that was a bit of a bump in the road but what I thought was gonna be just a quick fun remote, I need a new heart if anyone's watching and I think you'll live at least 2 65 65 wow, that gives me four more years.

Conan O'brien is a fantastic male specimen.

How do you feel now?

I've got a fluffy heart.

Alright, everybody take a little break and come back.

You gotta see this, the great Houdini, everyone.