I gotta go meet my trainer.

I've got 10 minutes.

Catch me up.

We are officially on break up numero nine well let's hope it sticks this time.

Nico is like one of those mentors, they suck the soul out of people through their face.

Maybe I'm making too big a deal out of this whole monogamous thing.

It's really hard to just let him go.

The hamster wheel of your addiction to Nico has to be destroyed.

We would like you to meet someone say hello to your new fake boyfriend.

What Christiano you are now in a relationship across all social media.

Wait, what?

That's the plan baby.

Yeah, it's getting real.

I saw the new man on insta good for you.

So explain yourself.

Nico was so angry and I finally know what it's like to have a little bit of power is about to go.

I own that man.

Do you want me to text that back for you, jesus christ troy?

Stay out of my business.

Hi, welcome.

There was a guy, he is a chef.

You're Andrew right.

So we're gonna look at the class.

You wouldn't know how bad of a cook I am actually tried to make breakfast one time and then we ended up at urgent care that was you.

Yeah, he never did Christiano.

I don't need him anymore.

We can't delete Christiano just yet.

Got a conference in Singapore.

Okay Please no clapping.

I'm only a man.

I gotta show Rafi the real me Christiano just hit 1.6 million followers.

Do you think that this might be getting a little out of hand?

There's something not right here?

The longer this goes on, the worse.

He can't can't just delete him, take he's not real.

He's real to me.

I'm sure my andrews told you all about this new boyfriend.

He's a philanthropist and renowned human rights activist.

He still finds time to make sweet love to Little Andrew for hours on end, wow.

Sounds too good to be true.

It is.