What the...?

Oh gross!

I command you to stop drooling on me!

[squealing]

Put me down!

Ow!

Stop it!

I'm an adult!

[babbling]

Yeow!

Yeow!

Gary, don't stop shaking it!

Go right in an order at Krabby Patty!

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

Ow!

Spongebob, you gotta help me!

Sorry, Plankton. What can I do to help you?

It's gonna be you, me, and these sweatbands!

Yee haw!

Uh, I can explain.

How will we defeat the evil?

Why am I asking you all these questions?

Mermaid Man, where are you?

I'm right here!

Don't worry, Good Citizens!

Nothing will stop me...

from defeating...

the evil!

Nothing!

Ice cream?

I love ice cream.

A double scoop of prune with bran sprinkles.

Goes right through me, every time.

Can Patrick join our band?

Sure, whatever.

Hear that Patrick? You're in.

Alright!

I play a mean belly.

Wow.

Patrick, we're gonna be famous!

Order up!

You've done well so far, Student.

Now we deliver the item to the customer.

Be cautious, but swift.

I wouldn't go that way if I were you.

It's faster if you go this way, Mrs. P.

Look out for the barrel!

I'll give you a bar... whoa!

Watch for pedestrians!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Pot hole!

Look out, Mrs. Puff.

Ow!

Time for evasive action.

[screaming]

[screaming]

[laughing]

Ah!

Get your mitts off me gal, bucko!

Ooh!

You're not going to take that

from a stranger, are you, Eugene?

Fight for my love!

This is a big misunderstanding.

Ow.

Hey.

Ow.

[mumbling]

Ow.

[mumbling]

Oh. Me lost the fight and me Puff.

[mumbling]

Uh oh.

Oh.

Ha ha.

Eh. I win!

Well, kind of.

Sorry, Eugene.

I guess I couldn't see past your handsome exterior.

Oh baby, it's okay.

Blech. Ewe.

Sure hope I can get the stink out of me shell.

I like it.

How did you get it?

First, I went to the Krusty Krab.

One Krabby Patty, please.

Thanks.

Whatever.

Will this cover it?

No.

Listen, Big Nose.

That guy's been saving your butt since before you were born.

Don't you got a living legend discount or something?

This is a restaurant, not a lending library.

And who are you calling Big Nose, Big Nose?

Hmm.

Next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us.

I'm shaky.

This is Squidward.

He's in charge of the makeup department.

Uh, no thanks.

Who wants to be the makeup department?

Not makeup department. You're the makeup artist.

Artist?

Makeup artists.

In that case, let's make those old crabapples sizzle!

Hmm.

Time for the artist to go to work.

[screaming]

Voila!

Okay. Places, everybody!

Squidward, are our heroes ready?

As they'll ever be.

[gasping]

They're beautiful!

[laughing]

Dude, look at your pecks.

You're phenomenal!

Truly a hard body.

Look at those guns.

[screaming]

[gasping]

[laughing]

Now, he's got him.

My latissimus dorsi has gone flabby.

I've gotta get to a rowing machine.

I don't know how it could get better than this!

[laughing]

Just watch.

Hit it, boys!

♪ It's all about you, girl ♪

♪ On the 16th birthday ♪

♪ Pay attention to you, girl ♪

[squealing]

♪ You get your very Own spotlight tonight ♪

♪ 'Cause it's about you ♪

♪ Yeah, it's all about Pearl ♪

Found it and it's the special dance mix.

Help!

Holy Krabby Patties!

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis, The Dirty Bubble!

I can't believe it.

[laughing]

You cannot save them, Sponge of Mystery.

They are trapped by my awesome surface tension.

[laughing]

You don't understand!

You're my most favorite super villain.

Can I have your autograph?

Oh no! Oh. Oh no, you fools.

Stay back! The point.

Ooh. Ooh.

Watch the point, now!

[laughing]

You saved us, son!

[laughing]

[gasping]

There he is, Mom! That's the man who hit me.

[crying]

Don't cry, baby.

Mother will handle this.

[screaming]

Let us battle!

Take that!

Huh?

This is dry clean only, you monster!

Come on out! I wanna file a complaint!

Doesn't this place seem familiar?

I don't know. Why?

I don't know. Doesn't it just kinda ring a bell?

Yes.

I know who owns this boat.

I just can't place the name

[hollering]

No, no, it's not

[hollering]

I am the Flying Dutchman!

That's it!

Squidward, this ship belongs to the Red Baron!

Who be disturbin' the Flying Dutchman in his own lair?

It's Squidward. He wants to complain to you.

I-I-I d-d...

No, I-I don't.

But what about all that stuff about him having a dirty ship

and being lazy and all?

I-I, I never said that.

Insulting a man's ship be worse than insulting his mother.

No, no, wait.

It was his mother you said was dirty, not his ship.

[screaming]

Ow.