Notonlydoesshehavetroublegettinghumanstolistentoher, butshehas a strainedrelationshipwithanimalsshutup.
When a neighbor's incessantlybarkingdogrobsherofsleep, Elainetakesdrasticmeasuresand I wasjustcuriousifif I wereinterestedinavailingmyselfofyourservices.
Umwhatexactlywouldyoudo?
Well, Elaine, there's anynumberofthingsthat I coulddo.
Elaineinitiallyacceptshismarriageproposal, buteverythingchangesafter a mixupandhisshavenheadgetshimmistakenforGeorge.
MrCostanza, you'reunderarrestforaidingandabetting a knownfugitive, upsetabouthisbaldingcondition, kurtgetsintoanaltercationwith a copandhasputinprisonfor 10 to 14 monthsuponrealizinghe'llbefullybaldwhenhegetsout, Elainebreaksofftheengagementrightonthespot.
Intheshow's finalinstallment, wewereremindedthatthefourmaincharactersare a problem, bothindividuallyandas a group, whentheywitnessed a manbeingheldup, theydon't assistorcallforhelp.
Aslongasit's reasonabletodosowhenthey'remadetostandtrialforthiscrime, a numberofpeople, thegrouphasburnedtestifyagainstthemandconfirmedthey'renotgreatpeople.
Howlongwashisbookoverdue?
25 years.
Wedon't callthemdelinquentafterthatlong.
Whatdoyoucallthemcriminals?
Thistrialis a greatsummaryofalltheterriblecrimesthey'vegottenawaywithovertheyearsaftereverythingthey'vedone a yearinprisonwasmorethan a fairsentence.
So, uh, anyonefromcellblock D.
I am, I'lltalkslower.
I'm kidding.
I lovecellblock D.
MyfriendGeorgeisincellblock D numberthree, knockingpeopleovertoescape a fireandprettymuchanygivensituation.
ThefirstpersonGeorgethinksaboutishimself.
Thatmeanshe's thelastpersonyou'd wanttohavearoundinanemergencywhen a firebreaksoutat a birthdaypartyforhisgirlfriend's sonGeorgepanics, heknocksoverChildren, a birthdayclownandevenhisgirlfriend's grandmotheronhiswaytotheexit.
Numberonebeingresponsibleforhisfiancee's deathwiththedateofhisweddingtoSusanfastapproachingGeorgeschemestofind a wayoutoftheengagementwithoutaddressingtheissueheadon.