Remember?

Okay, sweetie, I made your favorite krill Tartare with an LJ vinaigrette here it comes open wide.

Guys.

Come on.

Little buddy, you gotta eat healthy so you can grow up big and cranky.

Just watch the airplane land in the hangar.

C Patrick.

Sometimes you gotta out think the baby, you know.

Patrick maybe.

Oh, plank.

Ipu look how cute baby.

Oh please.

That thing isn't even a graphing calculator.

Week.

Oh, come on.

How can you look at our baby?

It's the little keyboard and say he's not the cutest.

I have the perfect name for him.

Well, don't you want to know the name?

Not really.

It's chip.

He's named after my grandpa.

Great.

Here we go.

With the crying.

Will you please hush that thing up.

There you go.

All better, wow.

How did you do that so fast?

Simple.

I just typed 4445 in his cute little keyboard.

I don't get it.

I don't know.

This doesn't look like a family restaurant.

Well, what do you think baby would you like to eat here?

Well, okay then what would you like bobby bobby?

Mm yummy.

Excuse me.

What aisle did you get that from?

You mean the kelp?

Oh no, that thing.

The ugly drippy smelly thing.

Are you talking about my baby creep baby powder.

This could be just what I need.

Hey buddy, is this made from real or artificial baby?

Okay, 329 I am 329th in line and nobody forget it.

Next.

At least the line is moving.

Mm hmm.

Tartar tartar tartar.

Wait, here's the real criminal.

Top of the morning.

Mr crabs.

I knew it.

Mr crabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster.

Behold, wait a minute.

Behold the oyster's pearl.

Here you go, girl.

Oh, mother of Pearl.

The oyster's a mother and that pearl's no pearl.

It's an egg.

Mhm.

Oh no, no, no.

Oh, what's wrong?

Mr baby crabs, are you thirsty?

That's it, drink up.

Okay, and then you're hungry.

How about a nice hot crabby patty yipes?

Not even a crabby patty helps.

How about us to have the bunnies?

So plankton is recruiting baby burglars.

Now put a cork in it.

Let's see, we need a box for him to sleep in.

There you go.

It's the best seat in the house.

Let me see.

It's kinda cute.

I think somebody's hungry.

Is it true.

Are you hungry?

I got just the thing.

How would you like a crabby patty sponge bob square pants.

Are you crazy?

That's not the right food for a little fellow like him?

Of course not.

I don't know what I was thinking.

What he needs is a tiny crabby patty.

Uh No one's ever turned down one of these before.

Let's try a donut french fries.

Uh donut.

All we have left is his apple.

Hello.

C critters.

I bring you greetings from apple world.

Of course scallops.

Love worms.

Way.

We will bury you.

Well, you should be good for the rest of the way now.

I don't know.

Wait, do something.

Spongebob.

Wait, look at the funny face.

Look at the funny face.

Look at the funny way.

I think I might know the problem, yep.

That's it.

All right.

Hold on, just one second.

Here he is.

Good as lou.

How did you know?

How do you think?

And I've been doing it all by myself for almost a year.

Oh, gross.

I command you to stop drooling on me.

Put me down.

Oh, stop it.

I'm an adult.

I don't believe it.

The crabby patty formula.

He's teething on it.

Give it here, you big stupid baby.

Oh, look at you.

You're so small.

Tiny and helpless.

Hey, I resent that why you're so tiny and helpless.

I could take your formula whenever I wanted to.

And you couldn't do a thing about it.

Something about that woman reminds me of my mother.

Things were all peaches and cream.

Oh, hey there num num.

Oh, does baby want his crabby patty?

Mm mm mm mm mm mm.

Oh baby's first crabby patty.

That diabolical fiend.

I can't believe this is working.

It's like taking candy from a baby.

The light bulb without its warmth.

Roger will die.

Roger without him.

The light bulb will have nothing to warm.

Thank you.

Okay, we did it.

Patrick.

We saved roger's life.

Good job boys.

I saw the whole thing from behind my one way chalkboard and I couldn't be happier with your teamwork.

I've decided to give you each one gold star, although I'm not sure what's saving an egg has to do with boating school boating school.

I thought this was spanish class.

See you, Spongebob, See you big fat meanie.

Hey, what I miss?