Hi, Pearl. Isn't this just the best job ever?

[gasping]

How do, SpongeBob?

Narlene? Hey, where's your brother, Nobby?

Ma'am.

Me and Nobby was just on our way to the big city.

So we thought we'd take you up on your offer

to show us the sites.

Ooh, I'd love to.

We can say "hi" to my favorite fire hydrant.

And then we can see the old man that feeds the clams.

And then- No. I can't abandon these lovely people.

[belching]

Ooh, then why don't I show you around the big city?

I don't care about these people.

Little Hurley's going to take us on an adventure?

Hot dippity.

Anything to get out of this place.

It'll be a whale's day out.

Hard day's work.

Nobby says he's fixing to stay

and help SpongeBob with the hungry folk.

So Pearl looks like we got ourselves a deal.

[spitting]

Okay.

This'll be great,

two whale gals recornortoring the big city together.

If we want to do that nortoring thing

in the city, I'll need an advance on my allowance.

Oh, Daddy!

[sighing]

Alright, here ya go.

Uh, Dad, we can't have a whale's day out

with your Balsa Wood card.

We need the Diamond Unlimited.

My Diamond.

I never took the scuba before

but it sure is mighty convenient.

Appreciate the lift.

I'll be.

These city streets is paved with chewing candy.

I'm saving you as a souvenir.

Tasty.

Uh, the city also has a lot of things in it

that aren't gross.

Really? Oh, like these fancy shacks here?

Yeah, these are skyscrapers.

And that?

That's public transportation.

Ow.

What he's doing?

Street construction!

[chuckles]

Whew. Why, it's like walking through a TV show.

Phew. Ah. Huh?

Uh-oh, the fries. If only I could reach them.

Wow. Thanks, Nobby.

Now, if only the condiments were closer.

Here ya go.

[laughing]

Too bad the bun rack is on the other side of the room,

Oh, yeah! This is what I call fast food!

This is my favorite department store

and like the heart of the big city.

Upturn'd.

Wow.

Huh? Oh.

These here automatic door sure is pretty,

but we hill folk do things a little more polite like.

Right this way, sir.

[groaning]

Excuse me. What do you think you're doing?

Uh, holding the door.

Here, you try.

Narlene, that's Lady Upturn.

[laughing] I'm so sorry. She's new in town.

But we'll be good shoppers, I swear.

Mmm, yes.

All right, carry on, my little consumerists.

But here at Upturn'd, we take shopping seriously.

Okay.

Welcome to the perfume department.

[coughing]

[sneezing]

Phew wee. I think something done died up in here.

Died and went to heaven.

[laughing]

[sighing]

Ambergris. [chuckles]

I--

Why you.

Yes?

What's your problem?

I've got a clean up on aisle: you.

Perhaps another sample spritz?

Sorry, but I ain't too particular

about that stench.

Really?

Besides, I carry my own signature stank.

Huh? Toadstool Tang.

My nose. The horrible stench.

[screaming]