[gasps]

Ow.

Hi, guys.

There we go.

Uh huh, perfect temperature.

Squidward, are you sure we're doing this right?

These running shoes are really hurting my ankles.

Oh, you're absolutely doing it right.

Try to pick up the pace though.

Coming through!

SpongeBob, you're a mess.

You're falling apart.

Come on now, SpongeBob,

you need to pull yourself together.

No splash, SpongeBob.

I got fired, too.

This is exactly why we need to go on strike!

He can't treat us like this anymore!

[screaming]

Barnacles!

Whoa, Patrick,

I've never seen the world from this angle before.

Your butt's all better.

It's really quite amazing.

It took twenty hours to put it all back together.

We actually ran out of staples and had to use a glue stick.

Yes, it's working at last, new lab partner!

Oh, I guess you won't be needing me anymore.

It should be in here somewhere.

But where? Where?

Oh.

Okay, little Helen!

What do you think of this weather?

I think it's lovely!

Let me ask you something,

how long have you been an idiot?

Oh, I got music friend, in my mind!

[random music notes]

Oh, I love this song.

Here I go!

That is the stupidest dance move I've ever seen.

Who put you on the planet?

Look, a bald eagle with a mustache!

Okay, fine, stay.

But I hope you like making crabby patties.

Bikini bottom!

Where nothing bad can ever happen,

and there's nothing to ever, ever be scared of.

[screaming]

Now, listen to me,

I'm not dumb, I have a brain!

See, here's a picture of it.

There must be actual size.

[laughing]

They can't be making a movie about us?

But they are, and they're using actors.

[gasps]

[screaming]

Now I have to drive five miles

to go to the bathroom in my own home!

And I need an elevator to climb one stair!

Hiya!

Ha!

[babbling]

Anyways, your shoe's untied.

-Is not! -Is too!

Guys!

-Is not! -Is too!

-The train!-Don't worry, I'm re!

Bring it on!

[boat horn]

Good thing I got this oxygen tank and mask.

Otherwise there's no way

I'd be able to hold my breath this long!

Good people have no use for weapons such as--

[screaming]

[evil laugh]

The only thing I'm good at is being evil.

Aww, that's gonna come out of my paycheck.

My legs!

I'm okay! Slightly less okay.

-SpongeBob? -Yeah?

What are-- Whoa you've been working out?

Yeah, I hope you got some glue for me

because I am ripped!

Oh, I'm late for the gym,

can you cover for me in the kitchen, Squidward?

Yes, anything you meat head

just go before you destroy the place.

Hey Squidward, we blew a fuse.

I'm going to blow a fuse if you don't get that order out.

It works, I can see everything SpongeBob sees!

Hey can somebody hit the lights?

SpongeBob, where's the crabby patty for order 17?

Oh Squidward, is that you?

it's so dark in here I can't see a thing!

Can you just get the crabby patties?

Sure thing Squidward, one crabby patty coming up.

He's going to make a crabby patty right in front of me!

Now, where are those patties?

No, nuh uh, no.

Ah, there you are patty, add one fluffy bun like so,

and a squirt of special sauce.

Heh heh, special sauce, wait,

soap is the special sauce?

Your crabby patty, ma'am.

That's it!

I'm trying something else.

Where are those ear drums?

Patrick, you've gotta come over to Krab's place.

Someone's trying to break in!

-Who's this? -SquarePants!

-Who? -SpongeBob SquarePants.

-Patrick? -No, you're Patrick!

Please hurry!

First, I've got to get rid of this stupid costume!

[screaming]

Hey, what do you know?

I scared him.

[laughing]

You two are gonna work for me forever!

Yahoo!

The strike worked Squidward!

We got our jobs back forever!

Forever... forever... forever...

One eternity later...

Well, if you want arms like mine,

you just got to follow my training program.

Wow, really? That would be great Sandy,

I can see me now.

La la la la la la la la, good Night, Gary.

[meowing]

Yeah, that would change everything.

-What was that Gary? -[meowing]

Oh!

You're right Gary,

I've got darkness inside of me!

[bell rings]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[yelling]

[yelling]

Forget the chum bucket, this is personal!

[screaming]

[yelling]

[screaming]

My name's not Rick!

Is it any wonder he's so popular?

just imagine If I were a lifeguard...

That would be so cool!