[gasping]

Hey, cool crowd. What's shaking?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, welcome, man.

You're the coolest customer we've ever had.

Oh, crazy, Daddy. Crazy.

Can I seat you at the coolest table?

No, thank you. I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat.

Oh, there he is. Hey, Squideroonie!

Wha?!

[grunting]

[horn honking]

You're with him?

[glass breaking, groaning]

Yes, he's with me.

And he is my... best... friend.

You heard the man, folks. He's my best friend.

Can you dig it? [snapping]

Huh? [snapping]

Hey, CoolBob, why don't you sing everybody

one of your swinging cool tunes?

Oh, no, Daddio. I really couldn't.

[snapping]

[groaning]

Well, okay, maybe just one ditty.

Then I'll get out your hair.

A-one, a-two, a bop-bubbly boo.

[scatting]

[scatting]

♪ Shiz-a-rooney ♪

[scatting]

[babbling]

[groaning]

[gasping]

[snapping]

[babbling]

[scatting]

At last, I'm cool!

[chuckles]

[gasping, laughing]

Go on, go on.

That was so cool, it caused structural damage!

You got to play some more for us cats.

Don't leave us hanging.

Oh, aren't you nice, I━

Uh, sorry, man. We're going to bounce, you dig?

Hey, we gotta go spread some more joy, baby.

But we'll be back tomorrow night to blow the roof back on.

[cheering]

Yay!

[cheering]

Thank, Dr. Squidward.

That was so much fun being "cool" for one night.

We are going to stay "cool" every night

if it kills us! Got it, Daddio?

Okay, best friend. [laughing]

We just have to make sure

that gap in your teeth stays closed. Say, "cheese".

Chee--

[grunting]

You ready, Daddio?

Baby, I was born ready.

[scatting]

- Cool. - Real cool.

This next one goes out to all the... ladies!

[babbling]

[grunting]

Take it, Squidward.

I'm going to start this solo on a high note!

Oh!

[playing off-key]

[groaning, off-key music playing]

I knew he smelled lame. [clapping]

[scatting, off-key music playing]

[scatting]

[growling]

[growling]

[scatting]

[groaning]

If I'm not allowed to be cool anymore,

then neither is SpongeBob!

[screaming]

[scatting]

[groaning] Uh-oh. Wha?

[screaming]

[scatting, screaming]

[scatting]

♪ Zoop, zop, zlim, zlam, jam! Bam! ♪

Yeah, okay.

Hey, my gap's back!