- It's "weather," you moron, and--ah!

- 這是 "天氣"，你這個白痴，而且--啊！"。

Sweet Neptune!

可愛的海王星!

- [moaning]

- [呻吟聲]

- The clam flu, it's spreading!

- 蛤蜊流感，它正在蔓延!

Into the freezer with him!

和他一起進了冰櫃!

- [grunts]

- [咕嚕聲]

- Huh? Hmm.

- 嗯？嗯。

[both laughing]

[兩人都笑了]

[both grunt]

[兩個人的呼嚕聲]

- [squeals]

- [尖叫聲]

- [sighs]

- [嘆氣]

We'll just have to be more vigilant now.

我們現在只需要更加警惕了。

Anyone could be a carrier.

任何人都可以成為載體。

- [hums]

- [嗡嗡聲]

- Itchy skin! He's got clam flu!

- 皮膚瘙癢!他得了蛤蜊流感!

- What? No, no, I was just scratching.

- 什麼？不，不，我只是在撓癢癢。

- Freezer!

- 冰箱!

[grunts]

[咕嚕聲]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

- [huffing]

- [呼氣]

[sighs]

[嘆氣]

[yawns]

[打呵欠]

- Freezer!

- 冰箱!

- [yelling]

- [叫喊聲]

- Heh, at least we know we're safe now,

- 呵，至少我們知道我們現在是安全的。

me baby beluga.

我是白鯨寶寶。

[strained laugh]

[緊張的笑聲]

- Oh, I just remembered.

- 哦，我剛剛想起來了。

I didn't spend all your money at the mall.

我沒有把你的錢都花在商場裡。

Here's your change.

這是你的變化。

- Change?

- 變化？

- Oh, the disease must have addled

- 哦，疾病必須使人上癮

your tiny teenage mind!

你那小小的少年心智!

- Wait! I take it back.

- 等等，我收回剛才的話。

There's still some shoes I wanna buy!

還有一些我想買的鞋子!

- [grunts]

- [咕嚕聲]

[dramatic music]

[戲劇性的音樂]

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[cheerful music]

[歡快的音樂]

- ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪

- 啦，啦，啦，啦，啦，啦，啦

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

啦，啦，啦，啦，啦，啦

♪ La, la, la, la ♪

啦，啦，啦，啦

- So let me get this straight.

- 所以讓我把話說清楚。

Nobody in this freezer is actually sick?

這個冰櫃裡其實沒有人生病？

- Never felt better. - I'm fine.

- 從未感覺更好。- 我很好。

- Ice cream!

- 冰淇淋!

- Well, if no one's sick in here,

- 好吧，如果這裡沒有人生病。

then the sick person must be--

那麼這個病人必須是...

- [gasps] Daddy!

- [喘氣] 爸爸！

Oh, no! - There, there.

哦，不！--那裡，那裡。

Oh, ah, oh!

哦，啊，哦!

- I say we bust out of here, grab Krabs,

- 我說我們要衝出這裡，抓住蟹老闆。

and lock him away.

並把他鎖起來。

- Oh, yeah! - Daddy!

- 哦，是的！- 爸爸！

- Who's this now?

- 現在這是誰？

- I don't know.

- 我不知道。

Mr. Krabs didn't tell us to question his orders.

蟹老闆沒有告訴我們要質疑他的命令。

I'll just wait for him to let me out.

我就等著他讓我出去。

- You can't cook Krabby Patties

- 你不能烹飪蟹皇堡

if you're locked in the freezer.

如果你被鎖在冰櫃裡。

- All right, let's put this crab on ice.

- 好吧，讓我們把這隻螃蟹放在冰上。

[all grunting]

[所有的呼嚕聲]

- [screams]

- [尖叫聲]

You sickos are supposed to be in the freezer!

你們這些病態的人應該在冰櫃裡!

- You're the sicko!

- 你才是變態!

[grunts]

[咕嚕聲]

[objects clang]

[對象clang]

- Stay away from me, you sickos!

- 離我遠點，你們這些變態！

- [yelps]

- [吼叫聲]

[groans]

[呻吟聲]

- [panting]

- [氣喘吁吁]

- For the good of all of us,

- 為了我們所有人的利益。

you have to go into the freezer.

你必須進入冷凍室。

- Keep your filthy hands off me,

- 讓你的髒手離開我。

you infected ingrate.

你這個被感染的忘恩負義者。

Oh, look. Freedom!

哦，看。自由!

[laughs]

[笑聲]

- [grunts] He's in the grease trap!

- [咕嚕聲] 他在隔油池裡!

- Well, someone's gonna have to fish him out

- 好吧，有人要把他撈出來了

before he gets to the sewer and infects the whole town!

在他到達下水道並感染整個鎮子之前!

- Hey, I can help!

- 嘿，我可以幫忙

[grunts] - [gasps]

[咕嚕聲] - [喘息聲]

[coughing] - [grunting]

[咳嗽] - [咕嚕聲]

- Patrick. Patrick! - Huh?

- 帕特里克。帕特里克！- 嗯？

- There's full sized hatch over here.

- 這裡有全尺寸的艙門。

- Well, what do you know?

- 嗯，你知道什麼？

- [yelps]

- [吼叫聲]

[gasps, coughs]

[喘息聲，咳嗽聲]

Eugene, are you in here?

尤金，你在這裡嗎？

- [gurgles]

- [潺潺聲]

- [yells, coughs]

- [喊叫聲，咳嗽聲]

- Ah! Sicko germs!

- 啊！西科病菌!

[coughs] Ah!

[咳嗽] 啊!

You can't catch me.

你抓不到我的。

I'm too healthy for all you sickos!

我對你們這些病人來說太健康了!

[laughs]

[笑聲]

- Daddy, stop!

- 爸爸，停下來！

[all gasp]

[所有的喘息聲]

[snorts]

[嗤之以鼻]

[spits]

[吐口水]

- [grunts]

- [咕嚕聲]

- There's nowhere left to run.

- 無處可逃。

- I'm not licked yet!

- 我還沒有被舔!

- Oh, yeah?

- 哦，是嗎？

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

- [growls]

- [咆哮聲]

[grunts] - [yelps]

[咕嚕聲] - [慘叫聲]

Hey. Hey!

嘿，嘿!

SpongeBob!

海綿寶寶！

- You'll never get me. Ha-ha!

- 你永遠不會得到我。哈-哈!

- [grunts, coughs]

- [咕噥聲，咳嗽聲]

- [yells]

- [喊叫聲]

[both grunt]

[兩個人的呼嚕聲]

[yelling] - [moaning]

[大叫] - [呻吟]

- [grunts]

- [咕嚕聲]

- [shrieks]

- [尖叫聲]

[quirky music]

[古怪的音樂]

- [yelping]

- [叫喊聲]

- Ah!

- 啊!

- I got him! I got him!

- 我抓到他了!我抓住他了！

- [yells, grunts]

- [喊叫聲，呼嚕聲]

- Ah! Oh!

- 啊!哦!

[all clamoring, objects crashing]

[所有的喧鬧聲，物體碰撞聲]

- [whistling]

- [口哨聲]

[hums]

[嗡嗡聲]

Hmm, hello? Anyone here?

嗯，你好？這裡有人嗎？

[all groaning]

[所有的呻吟聲]

Ha, funny story,

哈，有趣的故事。

um, I was holding my equipment upside down yesterday.

嗯，我昨天把我的設備倒過來了。

[laughs] Nobody was actually sick.

[笑]實際上沒有人生病。

Ha! Oh, what a goof.

哈!哦，真是個傻子。

Huh? [all groaning]

嗯？[所有人都在呻吟]

Oh, my Neptune.

哦，我的海王星。

Grease gout.

油脂性痛風。

- [moans] - Moldy measles!

- [呻吟] - 黴菌性麻疹!

[suspenseful music]

[懸念的音樂]

- [groans]

- [呻吟聲]

- Trash trichinosis!

- 垃圾毛細血管病!

- [moans, coughing]

- [呻吟聲，咳嗽聲]

- Dust bunny bronchitis!

- 塵土飛揚的兔子支氣管炎!

- [gasps, sneezes]

- [喘氣，打噴嚏]

- Polyester plague!

- 滌綸瘟疫!

[gasps]

[喘息聲]

- [retches, groans]

- [反胃，呻吟聲]

- The whole shebang!

- 全部都是!

[yelps]

[吼叫聲]

They're all sick!

他們都有病!

Ultra-mega quarantine!

超大型隔離區!

- You heard him.

- 你聽到他的話了。

Get this disease-ridden cesspit out of here!

把這個充滿病菌的糞坑弄走!

Drop it somewhere safe,

把它放在安全的地方。

somewhere no one ever goes...

沒有人去過的地方...

[all moaning]

[所有的呻吟聲]

- What the...?

- 什麼......？

No!

不!

I don't wanna get sick too.

我也不想得病。

Stay away! No!

別過來！ 不！

[sneezes]

[打噴嚏]

Ah, barnacles.

啊，藤壺。