Wash me boat!

[humming]

Here I go!

[gasping]

Hey, this isn't so bad.

We can do this.

[sighing]

What about eating?

I'm a sponge, I'll just filter feed.

Well, you're safe now, Patrick.

Help, I'm drowning! I've got butt cramps!

I want ice cream and now it's dark!

Oh, what would I do without you, Wringer?

Guess I'd be all wet. [laughing]

Yoohoo!

Come and get it. You're all gonna like this...

[screaming]

[dramatic music playing]

[clanging]

SpongeBob, what was that noise?

Skin me alive and drench me in boiling oil!

What have you done to my living room?!

I told you just to paint the faded spot!

Well, it all looked kinda faded.

Can you reproduce by budding?

Can ya? Can ya? Can ya? Can ya?

No.

What? Wow.

Sometimes I forget just how absorbent I am.

[yelping]

Wait, what? Oh, stop spinning, you sponge.

You're stealing my grunge.

Uh, uh, stuff that rhymes! [screaming]

[grunting]

[humming]

[humming]

SpongeBob! Are you all done cleaning?

Oh, yes, [mumbling], Mr. Krabs.

This place looks great.

The pods.

- Pods. - Sharks.

- Pods. - Sharks.

- Pods. - Sharks.

- Pods! - Sharks!

[siren blaring]

The cops. Phew.

Phew.

Oh.

Oh, no! A delicious, Krusty Krab disaster!

Call the shore patrol, get an ambulance!

Does anyone know CSR, chocolate shake resuscitation?

[gasping]

Do you wanna a taste?

Of all the garbage that comes out of your mouth,

this is the least annoying. [chuckles]

Oh, I'm getting a brainstorm.

I've gotta ya, buddy.

No, Patrick, let it flow.

Ooh hoo hoo, I have a plan.

Wait. What was I supposed to do again?

Just make direct contact.

Direct contact, you mean like this?

It's working!

Keep going, SpongeBob! You can do it!

My body filling with Krabby Patty.

Enormous strain.

Never absorbed this much Krabby Patty

into my body before!

In fact, never absorbed any Krabby Patties into my body,

come to think of it!

[groaning]

[Squidward] This is pretty easy.

[Patrick] I may keep

a second rock up here.

[Mr. Krabs] Once you get your land legs,

it's not so bad.

[SpongeBob] We're the masters

of land and sea!

Hey, it's a local. Hi, we're from underwater.

Do you know Sandy Cheeks?

Hey, Squid, how about this for the show?

The amazing Mr. Absorbency.

Whoa. Tada! Tada!

No one is going to want to see you engorge yourself.

[gasping]

Green cheese! Green cheese! Green cheese!

SpongeBob? Patrick?

[screaming]

Hooray!

Remember.

♪ Who lives in a pineapple Under the sea? ♪

I don't know. A wizard?

♪ Absorbent and yellow And porous is he ♪

♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

I am sorry, Krabby Patties.

[crying]

Whoo. Keep 'em coming, Santa!

You get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.

Whoo! Yeah! Whoo!

[laughing]

This tickles!

[sniffing] I can smell again!

Whoo! Yeah! Yeah-eah! Whoo! Yeah!

I feel as good as new. I love the doctor.

Where's me mustard?!

Um...

Your mustard is coming right up.

When?!

Now.

[screaming]

Yeehaw! Yeah!

[crying]

There, there.

Phew.

♪ I love Krabby Patties I think they're swell ♪

♪ They're so neat And quite a treat ♪

♪ And how I love The way they smell ♪

♪ La la la la la la la la ♪

[screaming]

Zombie!

Fun.

[screaming]

Zombie juice!

[screaming] Run!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

Who wants to dance?

No! I already have a zombie boyfriend!

Let's boogie! Whoo!

[screaming]

[screaming]

So, if I can't get you to come to the bath,

I'll just have to bring the bath to you.

Pss. Gary.

Bath delivery.

Come back, Gary.

I have something to share with you.

This is more like it.

[meowing]

Water you waiting for, Gary?

[meowing]

Awe. Stuck in a tree?

[meowing]

It's time to clean up your act, Gary.

[meowing, record slipping]

Oh, Mr. Krabs,

[gasping]

I got all the secret ingredients on your list

but Plankton stole 'em all!

I made the apocalypse!

[crying]

Now, now, son. You didn't make the apocalypse.

You know, yep, us squirrels sure is stupid.

Sandy!

Dumb, dumb, dumb, squirrels is dumb.

Sandy! Okay, Sandy, I get it!

What's that? You want more?

Okey-dokey! More water for the sea-critter!

Okay, Sandy, okay! I get it!

No more squirrel jokes.

Well, how about some soda, guys?

Yes, please.

Thanks, friend.

How about some for your best friend?

Thanks, best friend.

Can I have some now, buddy?

Wait. I need some more.

I still didn't get any.

There you go. More, please.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

Squidward. Hey, Squidward.

Patrick, your glass is full.

- Oh, yeah. - Squidward!

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

- Hey, Squidward. - Squidward.

- Squidward. - Squidward.

Sorry, boys, I'm all out of pop.

I'm going to go get some more.

Why don't you just stay here and chat?

[whistling]

[crying] Why?

[crying]

Oh, it's okay, sir, I'm sure that--

[crying]

Uh-oh.

[crying]

I've had the suds.

I just have to absorb the whelks' snot,

and they'll return to normal.

[coughing]

[meowing]

I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Director.

Very well. Lose the pants!

Hans, where's my star?

Whoa! What's happening?

Wh-wh-what's happening?!

In this scene,

you'll be cleaning bathroom fixtures.

Okay, so, uh, where's my cleaning utensil?

[mumbling]

Don't you get it? You are the cleaning utensil.

Roll speed!

New Sponge Commercial: Take one.

Action!

Oh, no! Your bathroom is a disaster.

Get it cleaned up fast with... the new sponge!

[groaning]

Household chores are a snap with new sponge.

It cleans sinks.

Just look at that shine.

New sponge cuts through

even the toughest grime and grit.

New sponge also cleans showers.

[screaming]

Ha, ha! That tile looks good as new!

But best of all,

new sponge can make any toilet sparkle.

[gasping]

No!

[grunting]