to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

Krabs will never recognize me wearing... these glasses.

[screaming]

Maybe 1,004 will be your lucky number.

Oh, yeah? You try getting launched.

Oh, right, the launchings,

I've got them all on my hard drive.

[music playing]

[groaning]

[music playing]

Par!

[groaning]

[neighing]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[screaming]

[whistle blowing]

I'm tired today, Plankton.

You're just gonna have to launch yourself.

[music playing]

Splat. [crying]

[Karen laughing]

Karen?!

I'm sorry. That last part always makes me laugh.

What could be worse than being romantically pursued

by a rabid sea urchin?

100 urchins! [screaming]

Get ready! Here they come!

[screaming]

Holy mother of Pearl! Batten down the hatches!

It's a stampede!

[banging] Come on! Let me out!

Mommy!

Come on! Open up!

Help! Get me out of here!

Poor Plankton.

Ah, who cares about Plankton?

What about me restaurant?

I heard that!

Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs.

Your secret formula is finally mine!

[screaming]

[screaming]

You'll never catch me Krabs.

Not when I shift into maximum overdrive.

Hi-yah!

I knew I should have gotten the turbo.

[screaming]

Hear me, Krabs!

You'll take this Krabby Patty from me

when you pry it from my cold dead

[squeaking]

[screaming]

Ooh.

[laughing]

I've done it! Nothing can stop me now.

My goo goo gas will transform Krabs

into a tiny, helpless infant.

The key to the Krusty Krab.

This was easier than I hoped.

[babbling]

Mmm. He's a little bigger than I imagined.

Whoa! No! No!

[screaming]

Ooh!

Whoa!

Ha ha ha.

Don't forget you're lucky, penny.

Ha ha ha.

Yo ink.

This must be your lucky day.

[laughing]

Self destruct coin slot has been activated.

Ten seconds till detonation.

Coin operated self destruct? Not one of my better ideas.

Help!

[Plankton laughing]

Ooh.

[laughing]

You're all mine, you sweet Krabby Patty.

Ooh hoo hoo hoo.

[laughing]

[alarm sounding]

Initiating launch sequence. Krabby Patty, here I come!

Eh, I hope I don't miss again.

Reunited and it's gonna feel so good.

[laughing]

[screaming]

Oh! Listen up safe,

I will spill your contents even if I have to tear you apart...

[grunting] bit by bit...

[grunting] molecule by molecule...

atom by atom.

Uh-oh.

Saving my recipe from my bumbling grandson.

Ow! I didn't do it! Eh, eh, it was him.

What?

Oh, you're not pinning this on me.

You said you didn't care if it was ready or not.

Okay, I admit it.

I admit it. But what's the big deal? Ow!

The big deal is when the chum's not cooked

for exactly 24 hours,

it causes severe tummy trouble.

You fed us undercooked chum?!

Tear him apart, people.

[screaming]

I've had it

and I'm not gonna take it anymore!

[screaming]

Not the napkins!

He got what he deserved, that's what I say.

[screaming] Run! It caught fire!

It's all burning! Run!

My restaurant! [crying]

I never thought I'd get this far.

Well, then, allow me to suggest your next move.

[screaming]

Curse you, Krabs!

[laughing]

And now for the chaser.

[gasping] You just wait, Krabs!

Next time, I'll... [groaning]

Who am I kidding?

Ooh, try again.

Mm, try again.

Mm, try again.

Ooh, try again.

Oh, try again.

[screaming]

You try it again! I'm making my move!

It's finally mine.

Time to kick this baby into four claw drive.

Wait Sandy! We can work this out!

My pelt!

Mr. Krabs! Sandy's making off with the formula!

Sandy, you're naked!

And you don't have any clothes on!

Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmint!

Only from my cold, dead feelers!

Plankton! I should have known this was your doing!

Now feel this! Hi-ya!

[grunting]

Gotcha!

I won.

The Krabby formula is mine!

It took eleventy-seven years, but I got it!

Oh, no.

[screaming]

No! Ah! Oh! Ouch! Ouch!

[screaming]

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ow!

Oh nuts.

Did somebody order a Krabby-Whoa!

[groaning]

Oh, look out! [groaning]

Oh, coming through! Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

[cheering]

[sighing] Tis a beautiful sight.

It warms me heart.

[gasping]

Me Krabby Patty recipe. What's it doing out here?

Whoa, oh, should've known, Plankton.

Hey, Krabs. Uh, happy eleventy-seven.

It's luncheon time.

Please, Krabs. No, I can't take it anymore.

No more launchings, please!

Oh, all right.

Since I'm in such a good mood, I'll go easy on you this time.

[screaming]

There. Happy landings, Plankton!

You know, this isn't so bad.

Everyone looks like little ants from up here.

[laughing]

Wait. Help.

Huh? Hey, this is the key to the Krusty Krab.

[laughing]

The secret formula is--

[laughing]

- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.

[screaming]

[humming]

[laughing]

You've got to give up the ghost if you want to make toast.

[grunting] What? No, no, no!

Stupid ghost hands.

[crying]

[laughing]

What?

[laughing]

What's so funny, stupid ghost?

You are. That's what. You can't just float in

on your first day and pick things up.

[laughing]

Bring on the boom boom!

[laughing]

Battle stations, men! Here he comes!

We're all doomed! We're all doomed!

We're all doomed! We're all doomed!

Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! Doomed! Doomed!

We're all doomed! We're all doomed!

We're all doomed! We're all doomed!

Later.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Hey, what gives?

I, the Amazing Plankton

with the use of prestidigitation,

will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.

First, I'll need a volunteer from the audience.

[grunting]

Nice try.

Your act's over, bub.

You may win this time.

Sheaukazem!

Well, this stinks.

That's right, run Krabs,

for I have found your Achilles heel.

I'll freeze you out of business

and I'll do it with your precious thermostat.

[laughing]

What the? Oh, no! Code red!

Abandon ship! Abandon ship!

[screaming]

No matter, in four to six hours, I will have my revenge.

[laughing]

[laughing]

Hold it right there, Plankton.

- Krabs. - I'll take that.

How did you know it was me?

Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it.

Mm. Perhaps a pepper shaker was a bit obvious.

Ya think? SpongeBob!

[vacuuming]

Three, two, one, launch.

[screaming]

Plankton, the rock, Plankton, the loner.

And she's off, ladies and gentlemen.

And that's why everything you try ends up like this...

[laughing] Ooh!

And like this...

[laughing, squeaking]

And more recently like this...

[flushing]

[crying]

I'm a failure.

[screaming]

Hey, Mr. Krabs, what happens to Plankton?

You just have to wait for nature to take its course.

[laughing]

[belching]

Well I suppose dear old dad was right.

I should have minored in business administration.

What the? Oh, gross.

I command you to stop drooling on me!

Put me down!

Ow! Stop it! I'm an adult!

[babbling]

[screaming]

[farting]

[screaming]

Huh? I don't believe it.

The Krabby Patty formula, he's teething on it.

Give it here, you big stupid baby.

Ow!

[giggling]

[groaning]

I've got it!

Just like taking candy from a baby!

Get it, Krabs? Like taking candy from you!

Hey! What are you doing?!

[laughing] Ooh.

Uh-oh.

[clearing throat]

Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!

Oh, boy.

Whew. Man, is it hot in here.

Tell me about it.

It worked.

In this new gaseous form, I'll be able to silently squeeze

through the cracks of the Krusty Krab.

[laughing]

Now, how much wa--

[laughing]

Hmm. [sniffing]

Ugh!

Finally, the moment has come.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[screaming]

[laughing]

You married a genius, Karen, using the DNA from Krab's hair

and my own DNA from my antennae...

Ouch!

... I will create a combo clone of me and Krabs

to finally steal the secret formula.

[laughing]

[grunting]