- Why won't he just le--

[Screams]

Whoa!

Crash!

Ah!

Oh, no. Not again.

If my parole officer finds out, I don't stand a chance.

I'll be sentenced for life this time.

- Hmm, quite a conundrum you have here.

It would be a crying shame to a certain someone

if this information were to leak out to the authorities.

- Oh, please, don't tell the police.

I'll be a dead man if I get caught.

I'll do anything.

- It's gonna cost a fortune

to get this fixed...

thanks to you.

- Oh, gracious me.

I don't have that kind of cash.

- Don't worry.

I think we can work something out.

- Huh?

You mean we should go out on a date?

- Uh...

Interesting.

No, I had something else in mind.

Surprise, SpongeBob.

You have a new coworker.

- Mrs. Puff!

- [Screams]

- She'll be filling in for Squidward

while he's...

Uh...

on vacation.

Isn't that right, Mrs. Puff?

- That's right.

- And she'll be working unpaid

until he returns, won't she?

- Yeah.

- Squidward.

I forgot to tell you,

you're taking the summer off.

Have a good time.

See ya.

Whoo, that was close.

- It all sounds a bit mysterious to me.

But why should I care?

I'm working with good old Mrs. Puff.

Say, did you get my note?

- Oh, I got your note all right.

- So what do you think?

- What did I think?

I think it caused me to...

Uh, let's just say it changed my life.

- It certainly has.

Now SpongeBob, would you please show Mrs. Puff her new duties

vis-a-vis her recently changed life,

because I sure as snail snot

can't be bothered to do it.

- Oh, boy.

I get to show you the ropes, Mrs. Puff.

Hey, it's kinda like I'm the teacher.

[Laughs]

I'm gonna be teaching you now.

- Patience is a virtue.

- Shall we start with the importance

of good kitchen hygiene?

Or the unabridged history of the patty?

- Why don't we just start with my basic duties?

- Eager to get behind the wheel, eh?

I like it.

Repeat after me:

"This is my register.

There are many like it, but this one is mine."

- There are many like it, but this one is mine.

- Now, like a ship's rudder,

this old register is temperamental.

So when you hit the total key--

what are you doing?

- Nothing.

- You're not taking notes?

Always remember, good grades...

Both: Only follow diligent notes.

- I know, SpongeBob.

I taught you that phrase.

- Don't worry, Mrs. Puff.

You may borrow my notepad today.

Now, where was I?

Oh, yes.

The total key is a bit sticky,

so you're going to have to be forceful,

but not too forceful.

Did you get that?

- Forceful, but not too forceful.

- You did!

Diligence like this deserves a sticker.

Collect ten, and you're entitled to a "super" sticker.

Why don't we work on our customer service

with a little role playing?

I'll be the customer, and you show me your best

and friendliest service, hmm?

- Fine.

- [In British accent] Good day, m'lady.

Charmed, I'm sure.

- Funny costume, SpongeBob.

- Forgive me, but I know not of this SpongeBob fellow.

My name is Duke Thomas Feathermuffin,

and I entered your place of business

in hopes of procuring lunch on this fine day.

- Of course, Mr. Feathermuffin.

What would you like to eat today?

- Psst! Mrs. Puff.

It's me, SpongeBob.

I think this will go smoother if you just refer to him as Duke.

- [Sighs] You mean to refer to you as Duke.

- Of course.

How else would one refer to me?

I am a duke, after all.

Now, I should fancy a meal, if it's quite all right with you.

- Okay, Duke.

What'll you have?

- I shall have beans on toast, please.

- All right, one beans on toast coming up.

- Psst! Mrs. Puff, SpongeBob again.

You better inform the Duke that we don't serve beans on toast.

- Ugh.

This is just ridiculous.

Would you simply explain my duties, please?

- What are you doing yelling at me customers?

The Duke here is one of me regulars.

And I don't need to explain what happens

when you start losing your regularity, do I?

- Oh, dear.

Message received, Mr. Krabs.

- Just don't let it happen again, Puff.

- Well, I see you had a little trouble getting in gear there,

but you'll be in the fast lane before you know it.

[Door opens]

Ah, here comes another customer.

Let's see if you can apply what you've learned.

- Welcome to the Krusty Krab, sir.

May I take your order?

- Yes!

- One Krabby Patty, please.

- $1, please.

Thank you.

- Good job, Mrs. Puff.

Now, all that's left is to submit the order to the cook.

- One Krabby Patty.

- Oh, Mrs. Puff.

- What?

- It must have slipped your mind

that you need to submit the order in writing as well.

It's the only way to ensure maximum clarity.

- Fine.

Here's your written form.

- One Krabby Patty.

Mrs. Puff?

- What now?

- I can't begin cooking until the bell has rung.

Smack!

Thank you.

Although a smidge less rigorous next time, please.

- [Mumbles angrily]

- Order up!

You've done well so far, student.

Now, we deliver the item to the customer.

Be cautious, but swift.

I wouldn't go that way if I were you.

It's faster if you go this way, Mrs. P.

Look out for the barrel.

- I'll give you a bar--

whoa!

- Watch for pedestrians.

- Ah!

Thud!

- Pothole!

- Hey!

- Look out, Mrs. Puff.

- [Screaming]

- Time for evasive action.

- [Screaming]

[Screams]

[Tires squeal]

[Both scream]

Ding!

- And the Patty is unscathed.

Way to go, Mrs. Puff.