Oh, Plankie Poo, look how cute our baby is.

Oh, please.

That thing isn't even a graphing calculator.

Weak.

Oh, come on.

How can you look at our baby's itty wittle keyboard

and say he's not the cutest?

[gasping]

I have the perfect name for him.

Well, don't you want to know the name?

Not really?

It's Chip. He's named after my grandfather. Oh!

[crying]

Ugh!

Great. Here we go with the crying!

Will you please hush that thing up?

Oh. What does [indiscernible]?

Grrr.

Hmm.

There you go. All better.

Wow. How did you do that so fast?

Simple. I just typed 4445 in his cute little keyboard.

I don't get it.

Shhh.

Mmm. Hmm.

What's this?

The secret recipe isn't in the brain.

It's located in the heart.

How cheesy.

The Krabby Patty recipe.

Yes, yes, yes!

Here it is!

My mouth is watering.

My tastebuds are tingling.

Mmm mmm. Boy! Yeah. It feels so good.

I can feel it all the way to my finger... stumps,

All of the ingredients coming together in perfect harmony.

And it's all mine!

[laughing]

Oop.

Okay. That was weird.

Like I was saying, the Krabby Patty recipe is

the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab.

Oop!

Who said that?

What's happening... to me?

So warm and... fuzzy!

It's...

It's beautiful.

[laughing]

Hey little Squidward. Ready for some fun?

Oopie doo!

Okay, Squiddy. Din din is ready.

Where is our little miracle?

Oh.

Patrick, how could you?

There, there, my little darling.

We're supposed to protect his head, remember?

Okay, Squiddy. I made your favorite,

Krill tartar with an algae vinaigrette.

Here it comes! Open wide!

Oh, come on, little buddy.

You gotta eat healthy so you can grow up big and cranky.

Just watch the airplane land in the hangar.

See, Patrick?

Sometimes you gotta out think the baby.

You know, Patrick, maybe we...

Thanks for sharing, baby.

Ahh.

[panting]

[mumbling]

[mumbling]

Oh! This place is a nightmare!

No one's ever returned!

We're doomed to live in this insane asyllum!

Oh boy! That means we can stay and deliver the patty.

We made the delivery! Mission accomplished!

But... but Mr. Krabs?

If the foot were on the other shoe, Krabs would do the same!

No, Squidward! Mr. Krabs! He's right there!

[gasping]

He's probably looking for us.

Mr. Krabs!

But we haven't made our delivery!

Mr. Krabs!

- Ah choo! - Ow!

Ooh.

[laughing]

I've done it!

Nothing can stop me now.

My goo goo gas will transform Krabs

into a tiny helpless infant.

The key to the Krusty Krab!

This was easier than I hoped.

[babbling]

Hmm. He's a little bigger than I imagined.

Shiny.

Whoa!

No! No!

Ow, ow! Ow!

Ooh!

Whoa!

[babbling]

Hey! A baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby?

I'll charge you until your mommy shows up.

[laughing]

Oh, aren't you just too cute?

Coochie coochie coo!

[laughing]

Stop wasting all me mustard, boy-o.

[screaming]

Me profits!

Me profits.

[laughing]

Mr. Krabs is gonna be upset.

[laughing]

Sponge...

cake.

[screaming]

They're over here.

Aw.

So tiny and hungry.

They have nobody to take care of them.

I'm gonna take 'em home and feed 'em.

Feed 'em to who?

it is important to keep baby snails warm at all times.

My mouth is warm.

Good suggestion, Patrick, but I've got this.

Oh.

[humming]

There we go.

Uh huh. Perfect temperature.

Time to eat, my little snaily poos.

Eat up, you little cuties!

[screaming]

It's just me, Patrick.

Oh.

[sighing]

Now you do me.

Boo!

[screaming]

It's time to free our minds.

Whoa, Patrick.

I've never seen the world from this angle before.

And the propeller tickles my think folds.

[laughing]

Hey, hey, SpongeBob.

Eye bump!

Eye bump!

Ow!

I don't know. This doesn't look like a family restaurant.

Oh. Well, what do you think, baby?

Would you like to eat here?

[laughing]

Well, okay, then.

What would you like?

Krabby Patty!

Mmm. Yummy.

You couldn't frighten me in a million eternities, kid!

I think he could, Master.

You've never seen what's inside his brain.

His brain?

Aah! What's scary about that?

I was in there once, It's too terrifying!

Even for ghosts!

Ow!

I'll decide if it's scary or not!

[laughing]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[meowing]

[laughing]

[laughing]

Ow! Ow! Ow! Don't touch! Ow!

Everyone say your ABCs!

Now, turn into babies,

[crying]

you stay babies!

Hey, Krabs, catch!

[crying]

What's wrong little feller?

[crying]

[screaming]

[crying]

My moment of triumph!

Whoa!

What the?

Oh gross!

I command you to stop drooling on me!

[squealing]

Put me down!

Ow!

Stop it!

I'm an adult!

[babbling]

Yow!

[farting]

Yow!

Huh?

I don't believe it.

The Krabby Patty formula, he's teething on it!

Give it here, you big, stupid baby.

Ow!

[laughing]

Oh.

I've got it!

Just like taking candy from a baby!

Get it, Krabs? Like taking candy from you!

Hey, what are you going?

[laughing]

Woo!

Uh oh.

Ahem.

Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper!