I say I went to the store for something to buy.

They didn't have milk.

So I bought hand tie.

I told the cashier I'm 18 years old.

She said, oh sir, no need to be that bold, I can see that you are a fine young man, though, I wouldn't buy that manga, I'd be damned.

I said, why, what's wrong?

Do I look like a dork?

She said, let's just say it's not safe for work.

You're gonna poke your eyes out with a fork and that says a lot.

That says a lot.

So I said, what's wrong?

Is it some kind of Gorno, you'd have to be bored to enjoy this kind of porn?

I said, tell me, tell me what's inside your own.

No need to be vulgar.

You find young boy, you see this anti specializes in all kinds of thighs, but no boobs, no ass, only thighs.

Therefore I wouldn't buy it.

It's kind of boring.

I couldn't even finish it.

I ended up snoring.

What?

What the what the fuck?

What did you say?

You absolute fool.

You have no right to say what is it?

Ain't cool.

Your words for my ears are only torture.

And that's coming from me, a man of culture because I went to the store for something to buy.

They didn't have milk.

So I bought hand tie.

I told the cashier that thighs will do fine.

And I got my hand tie.

So nice, try nice try.

Ben.