tokyo right now we're in kanagawa and  we've come to a dinosaur love hotel!

東京，現在我們在神奈川，我們來到了一個恐龍愛的酒店!

last time we went to a  

上次我們去了一個

hey last time we went to a love hotel we went to  one with a giant slide inside of the love hotel  

嘿，上次我們去了一家愛情旅館，我們去的是一家有巨大滑梯的愛情旅館。

and this time we've come to a dinosaur themed  one uh it looks super fun the decor is amazing  

這次我們來到了一個以恐龍為主題的餐廳，呃，它看起來非常有趣，裝飾也很驚人。

we're gonna stay overnight which will be really  fun and experience all that the dinosaur love  

我們將在這裡過夜，這將是非常有趣的，並體驗所有恐龍的愛。

hotel has to offer... and i think i'm gonna ride  a dinosaur. Maybe not this guy, but i'll find one!

我想我要騎一隻恐龍。也許不是這個傢伙，但我會找到一個!

holy [ __ ]

聖[___]

It's a gold one, it's a gold dinosaur

這是一隻金色的，這是一隻金色的恐龍

hello it's voiceover emma here uh basically  we went into the hotel and we checked in,  

你好，我是配音員艾瑪，呃，基本上我們進了酒店，辦理了入住手續。

and the check-in system was completely  staffless and we could just pick the room  

辦理入住手續的系統完全沒有工作人員，我們可以直接選擇房間。

that we wanted to stay in. We had picked 802  which was 14 600 yen for an overnight stay.

我們想住在那裡。我們選擇了802，過夜費為14600日元。

do it oh the light just came on in the  

做到這一點哦，燈剛剛亮起，在

why does it look like this i'm so scared about  loud noises i was not expecting this kind of vibe

為什麼它看起來像這樣，我很害怕嘈雜的聲音，我沒有想到會有這樣的氛圍。

oh my god there's a dinosaur right there

哦，我的上帝，那裡有一隻恐龍。

(sarah) Take your suitcase

(薩拉)帶上你的箱子

Oh sh___ my suitcase

哦，媽的，我的手提箱

Come on get out get out!

來吧，出去吧，出去吧！

oh our room is flashing  there's all these freaky fish

哦，我們的房間在閃光，有所有這些怪異的魚

was that a liopleurodon?

那是一個liopleurodon嗎？

is it going to be like this in the room? (sarah) i don't  know.

房間裡會這樣嗎？ 我不知道。

i'm a little scared its more more like a realistic

我有點害怕，它更像一個現實的。

experience hotel

體驗式酒店

(emma)i really  thought it was just gonna be like a few dinosaurs

(我真的以為它只是會像幾隻恐龍一樣。

but this  has been like really scary

但這已經像真的很嚇人

okay here we go.

好了，我們開始吧。

okay everything is dinosaur  free so far

好吧，到目前為止，所有的東西都是沒有恐龍的。

time to take off our shoes

該脫鞋了

let's go first look at the room i'm nervous i  don't want to be scared by any dinosaurs

我們先去看看這個房間 我很緊張，我不想被任何恐龍嚇到

oh my god

哦，我的上帝

there's so much going on in this room

這間屋子裡有很多事情發生

i don't  even know where to begin we have a fish tank we have live fish

我甚至不知道從何說起，我們有一個魚缸，我們有活的魚。

hi guys hello

嗨，夥計們，你們好

and then we have  just a dinosaur with a saddle on it

然後，我們只有一個帶著馬鞍的恐龍

(sarah) do you want to turn the light on

(薩拉)你想把燈打開嗎？

yeah where is the  where's the lights what is this

是的，哪裡是哪裡的燈，這是什麼？

oh god blood on the windows

哦，上帝，窗戶上的血跡

wow usually with love  hotels you know you don't get to open the windows

哇，通常在愛情旅館，你知道你不能打開窗戶。

but this one you get a whole  view we can see mount fuji  

但是這張圖你可以看到整個景色，我們可以看到富士山。

you want to see? there's a very slight outline of  mount fuji right there it looks like there's a red  

你想看看嗎？ 那裡有一個非常輕微的富士山的輪廓，看起來像是有一個紅色的東西。

button that you press to activate it

你按下的按鈕來激活它

should i press it? (sarah) you only live once

我應該按下它嗎？ (薩拉)你只能活一次

here he goes

他來了

can it take my body weight is what i'm  wondering because there's a saddle on it so

我想知道它能承受我的體重嗎，因為上面有一個馬鞍。

have people done it on the  dinosaur?

有人在恐龍上做過嗎？

what should we call him

我們應該怎麼稱呼他

bert

伯特

his eye is like not opening fully so  it looks like he's having a great time

他的眼睛好像沒有完全睜開，所以看起來他很開心的樣子

and then we have clam bed

然後我們有蛤蜊床

something in this  room like the theme is like almost there but this dinosaur really throws it off

這個房間裡的東西就像主題一樣，幾乎是在那裡，但這個恐龍真的把它扔掉了。

and we  have a hammock

而且我們有一個吊床

and an old-timey telephone

和一個老式的電話

why

為什麼

is it the dinosaur age telephone?  for dinosaurs?? because it's so old???

是恐龍時代的電話嗎？ 因為它太古老了嗎？

please be quiet

請安靜

okay i'm gonna try to  press it again see if it turns it off

好吧，我再試著按一下，看看能不能把它關掉。

oh [ __ ]

oh [ __ ]

this is gonna go on for so  long (sarah) you have to ride him to stop it

這將會持續很長時間（薩拉），你必須騎著它來阻止它。

(sarah) it's the only way Emma!

(這是唯一的辦法，艾瑪！"（薩拉）。

oh god am i really getting  on right now

哦，上帝啊，我現在真的要上了

oh it's really high up oh my god

哦，它真的很高，哦，我的上帝。

all right you want to start him

好吧，你想讓他開始

i'm on baby

我的寶貝

(sarah) all right you ready? you sure?

(好了，你準備好了嗎？

let me get  my foot in this in the stirrups i'm ready

讓我把我的腳放在這個馬鐙裡，我準備好了

please don't fall

請不要跌倒

oh my god

哦，我的上帝

wow i'm glad it's not like a bucking bull  because this this level is fine for me i'm  

哇，我很高興它不像一頭鬥牛，因為這個水準對我來說是很好的。

glad you like can't turn up the intensity

很高興你喜歡不能把強度調高

emma  and bertasaur where will they go on the next adventure?

艾瑪和貝塔索爾 他們下一次冒險會去哪裡？

emma and b-

emma和B-

*screaming*

*尖叫聲*

HELP ME SARAH

幫助我，SARAH

(sarah) What happened???

(薩拉)發生了什麼？

IT CAME OUT

它出來了

okay okay

好吧好吧

GET ME OFFA THIS THING

讓我離開這個東西

get me away from him i don't even want to look  at him

讓我離他遠點，我甚至不想看他。

(sarah) it's like the slide, only get one ride

(薩拉)就像滑梯一樣，只能坐一次。

let's never press that button again

我們不要再按那個按鈕了

ah

啊

sorry i  yelled guys i don't know if they can hear me but

對不起，我大喊大叫，我不知道他們是否能聽到我，但

i'm sorry i shouldn't have yelled

我很抱歉，我不應該大喊大叫

(sarah) they're  all looking

(他們都在看

yeah they're like

是的，他們就像

(fish) are you ok man? no one ever rides that thing

(你還好嗎，沒有人騎過那東西

thanks for  looking out for me guys i appreciate it

謝謝你們對我的照顧，我很感激。

okay now last bit we have left to check out is  the bathroom i guess

好了，現在我們剩下的最後一點要檢查的是浴室，我想。

what is is this a sauna room??

這是什麼桑拿房嗎？

is there a light flashing? yeah that one  oh what's the button do you want to show

有一個燈在閃嗎？ 是的，那個哦，你想顯示的按鈕是什麼？

oh youtube? hey if you guys haven't seen  our last video that's not the music

嘿，如果你們沒有看到我們的最後一個視頻，這不是音樂。

oh god it's so loud how do you  turn it off everybody right now

哦，上帝，它是如此響亮，你怎麼把它關掉，每個人現在都是如此。

SHUT UP ITS SO LOUD

閉嘴，太吵了

HOW DO YOU TURN IT DOWN

你怎麼把它關掉

WHERES THE SPEAKER

發言人在哪裡？

HOW DO YOU STOP IT AHHHHHH

你如何阻止它啊啊啊啊啊

oh my god never mind if you have this in your  

哦，我的上帝，不要介意，如果你有這個在你的

house where the hell is the volume button  let us know in the comments down below  

房子裡的音量按鈕到底在哪裡，請在下面的評論中告訴我們。

it's not on the sink

不在水槽上

also stone sink nice touch!

還有石制水槽，很有特色!

what's in here

這裡面有什麼

oh toilet

哦，廁所

do you automatically open for me?

你會自動為我打開嗎？

(sarah) Where's the dinosaurs

(恐龍在哪裡？

what if we  opened it and that was just a dinosaur inside

如果我們打開它，裡面只是一隻恐龍怎麼辦？

so that's fun they also have in here they  have a lying down shower

所以這很有趣，他們在這裡也有一個躺著的淋浴。

also these lights

還有這些燈

this one's this is huge this is a massive like  jacuzzi tub let's try and find the light switches  

這是一個巨大的 這是一個巨大的像按摩浴缸一樣的浴缸 讓我們試著找一下燈的開關

oh this is hold on these are these are the  bathroom lights

哦，這是......等一下，這些是......這些是浴室的燈。

(sarah)there's nothing oh that's worse

(沒有什麼比這更糟糕的了。

what

什麼

anyway

無論如何

there's so much to see

可看的東西太多

uh this is a  massage chair

呃，這是一個按摩椅

please don't be dinosaur themed

請不要以恐龍為主題

oh it's so tight on my ass

哦，它在我的屁股上這麼緊

how many buttons are there

有多少個按鈕

all right um i could do zenshin so whole body?

好吧，我可以做禪修，那麼整個身體？

all right we got the back going

好了，我們得到了後面去了

aaaaaaah

aaaaaaah

oh they have  adult videos

哦，他們有成人視頻

(sarah)that was not what i was gonna ask

(薩拉)我想問的不是這個

have people done it in the chair?

有人在椅子上做過嗎？

would you recommend  this chair to anyone?

你會向任何人推薦這把椅子嗎？

um i've only been on for two minutes

嗯，我只上了兩分鐘。

no

不

okay i found the light switch panel it's  by the bed it's nowhere on the walls

好吧，我找到了燈的開關面板，就在床邊，在牆上沒有任何地方。

and uh you can turn on the lights from here

呃，你可以從這裡打開燈。

really light  up the dinosaur

真正照亮恐龍的是

we're using the old timey phone to yoyoku a bath

我們用老式的電話來悠閒地洗澡

(sarah) there's also a toy cover right  there

(那裡也有一個玩具封面

oh my god

哦，我的上帝

(sarah)is that the toy

(Sarah)這就是那個玩具嗎？

(sarah)it is

(Sarah)它是

so i guess that's a quick look at the room for now

所以我想這是目前對房間的一個快速瞭解。

and we're gonna go to the leisure space they said there's dinosaurs there

我們要去休閒空間 他們說那裡有恐龍

so uh let's see  what they have

所以，呃，讓我們看看他們有什麼

more dinos more dinos more dinos

更多恐龍 更多恐龍 更多恐龍

(sarah)this does not look dodgy at all

(薩拉)這看起來一點都不可疑

this is looks so dodgy

這看起來很可疑

i don't like the screaming

我不喜歡那些尖叫聲

there's just a giant t-rex over here and a kid's playground?

這裡只有一個巨大的T-REX和一個兒童遊樂場？

so i don't know if they've decided if they're like i think they're family friendly

所以我不知道他們是否已經決定，如果他們像我想的那樣是家庭友好的

but also not because there's like a a toy in our room

但也不是因為我們的房間裡有一個玩具。

(sarah) and condoms

(sarah)和保險套

and condoms and adult videos so i don't  know if they're fully decided

和安全套和成人視頻，所以我不知道他們是否完全決定了。

(sarah) oh you're riding him too?

(哦，你也在騎他？

no that's a baby seat i cannot

不，那是一個嬰兒座椅，我不能

(sarah)i'll get  in

(Sarah)我將進入。

no look how small that is that's totally for a baby

不，看看這有多小，這完全是為嬰兒準備的。

legit look at it the size compared to my  hand that's absolutely tiny but if we press it

合法地看，它的大小與我的手相比，絕對是很小的，但如果我們按它

oh no

哦，不

actually the way that i found this place,  lil history is i was driving down that road

事實上，我發現這個地方的方式，小的歷史是我開車沿著那條路走。

there's like a highway down  here

這下面就像一條高速公路

and i was like is that a dinosaur?

我想這是一隻恐龍嗎？

i looked it up on google maps and i was like  i'm gonna find that hotel and i found it

我在谷歌地圖上看了一下，我想我要找到那個酒店，我找到了。

because of this guy

因為這個人

(sarah) that's  a low swing

(薩拉)那是一個低的擺動

very low down

很低調

please don't break

請不要破壞

(sarah) it's pleasant weather (random screech)

(薩拉)天氣宜人(隨機叫聲)

excuse you who is that oh it's  the pterodactyl on the roof

對不起，那是誰，哦，是屋頂上的翼龍。

*screams*

*尖叫聲*

(sarah) will you do the flying fox?

(薩拉)你會做飛天狐狸嗎？

i  think it's also for children and it if it breaks it's a long fall

我想這也是為兒童準備的，如果它斷了，就會摔得很慘。

(sarah) oh here it is

(薩拉)哦，這就是了

yeah no i'm not doing that i think that's for children

是的，我不會那樣做，我認為那是為兒童準備的。

(sarah) there's a slide too

(薩拉)也有一個滑梯

there is a slide

有一個幻燈片

sarah went up, where are you?

薩拉上去了，你在哪裡？

(sarah) I film you oh hi oh hi hello

(薩拉)我拍你哦，你好哦，你好。

we're going okay

我們會好起來的

*plays jurassic park theme very badly*

*播放侏羅紀公園的主題非常糟糕*。

that is not correct

這是不正確的

(sarah) I actually like the sound of dinosaurs

(薩拉)我實際上喜歡恐龍的聲音

well, what people thought dinosaurs sounded like

嗯，人們認為恐龍的聲音是什麼樣的

yeah i don't know if we know

是的，我不知道我們是否知道

maybe they're  like "hello"

也許他們會說 "你好"。

we have chilled rawr

我們有冰鎮的原材料

we've chilled and we're gonna go back in find some food and some things to do and

我們已經冷卻了，我們要回去找一些食物和一些事情來做，並且

yeah get some aircon i think

是的，我認為要買一些空調

but this is nice it's been a nice vibe out here

但這很好，這裡的氣氛很好。

(sarah) yeah good thing we didn't come in the dark

(薩拉)是的，還好我們沒有在黑暗中來。

so this is all the free stuff

這就是所有免費的東西

they have a popcorn bar but it's pretty empty

他們有一個爆米花吧，但很空。

no icecream :(

沒有冰激凌 :(

(sarah) this is caramel popcorn

(這是焦糖爆米花

oh is it yeah you're just getting in there

哦，是的，你剛剛進入那裡。

is this free? oh you can play  the jurassic park ride for free  

這是免費的嗎？ 哦，你可以免費玩侏羅紀公園的遊戲。

let's do it here we go  jurassic park the arcade game

讓我們在這裡做，我們去侏羅紀公園的街機遊戲

the next thing on our list is to go to the onsen  they have a rooftop uh rotenburo a a rooftop  

我們清單上的下一件事是去泡溫泉，他們有一個屋頂，呃，Rottenburo一個屋頂。

bath and you can uh book it for private sesh  so yeah we're gonna go to the rooftop bath i  

浴場，你可以預訂它的私人服務，所以是的，我們要去屋頂浴場。

don't know how i feel about taking a hot hot bath  right now but hopefully it's a nice temperature  

我不知道現在洗個熱水澡的感覺如何，但希望是個好溫度。

and hopefully there's some dinosaurs there

並希望那裡有一些恐龍。

something tells me that's gonna be dinosaurs

有些東西告訴我，那將是恐龍。

okay time for a bath with our bucket of ice

好了，是時候用我們的冰桶洗澡了

don't ask

不要問

that's  where the bath is? we get to take a bath under the trex

那是洗澡的地方嗎 我們可以在樹下洗澡

(sarah) wait did we lock this?

(薩拉)等等，我們鎖定了這個嗎？

there we  go safe

我們走吧，安全

(sarah) look at this little guy

(薩拉)看看這個小傢伙

hello sir

你好，先生

all right i'm assuming this is  turn it on it's going out of his mouth

好吧，我想這是把它打開，它將從他的嘴裡出來。

this is going to take a while to fill up

這將需要一段時間才能填滿。

come on give us more give us more water

來吧，給我們更多，給我們更多的水

it's actually the perfect weather though it's  so nice i mean it's a little bit humid but  

實際上，這是一個完美的天氣，雖然它是如此的好 我的意思是，它是一個有點潮溼的，但

we can pick the temperature for the uh the bath  so we're going for a little bit cooler than usual  

我們可以選擇洗澡的溫度，所以我們要比平時涼一點。

so would you come here again? i would come here  again i would bring friends because this place  

你還會來這裡嗎？ 我還會來這裡，我會帶朋友來，因為這個地方

is awesome and also i think i would recommend it  to people coming to japan who want to experience  

我想我會把它推薦給那些想來日本體驗的人。

like a crazy love hotel yeah it's not just  like a seedy love hotel (sarah) its not as extreme yeah  

就像一個瘋狂的愛情旅館 是的，它不像一個骯髒的愛情旅館（薩拉），它沒有那麼極端。

yeah it's like it strikes the balance of like cool  but also like yeah i mean and it's also got kind  

是的，這就像它達到了一種平衡，既酷又像 是的，我是說，它也有一種

of like a i don't know how to put it like a clunky  vibe like like you know some things it's like what  

我不知道該怎麼說，就像一個笨重的氛圍，就像你知道的，有些事情就像什麼？

but it's it's fun yeah i don't think they have  permission to use any of the jurassic park stuff  

但它很有趣 我不認為他們有權限使用侏羅紀公園的任何東西

but we have listened to the jurassic park theme  tune so many times it never gets old it's so good  

但我們已經聽了很多次侏羅紀公園的主題曲，永遠不會過時，它是如此的好。

but yeah we're gonna hang out in the bath and  then afterwards we're gonna finally eat some food  

但是，是的，我們要在浴池裡待著，之後我們終於要吃點東西了。

uh and the the hotel kitchen is open 24 hours  or something so yeah we're just gonna eat  

呃，酒店的廚房是24小時開放的，所以是的，我們只是要吃東西。

whatever we want and there's like a bit of free  stuff there's free food and free drinks as well

我們想要什麼就有什麼，還有一些免費的東西，有免費的食物和免費的飲料。

okay so we just ordered some food and  uh we're now members we got a point card

好的，我們剛剛點了一些食物，呃，我們現在是會員，我們有一張積分卡。

actually there's a lot of benefits to the point  card um we just got some free food and free drinks  

實際上，積分卡有很多好處 嗯，我們只是得到一些免費的食物和免費的飲料

and you don't have to pay for the point card and  everything just gets better the more that you  

而且你不必為積分卡付費，一切都會變得更好，你越是如此

use it (sarah) hopefully there's no catch

使用它（薩拉），希望沒有陷阱。

i hope there's no  catch it sounds like there should be a catch but he was like no there's no catch