Yes, Patrick?

Do you know how to swim?

No.

Me, either.

Hmm, I wonder why we're not sinking to the bottom of Goo Lagoon.

Patrick, you're floating!

Oh.

Hey, you're floating, too!

What happened?

These weird bubbles saved us.

It's all purple and sticky.

And it's really stretchy.

It's some kind of goo bobble.

Well, the smell makes my nose tickle.

Hey, it bounces!

Sorry!

Chum! Get your red hot chum here!

What's the deal?

According to my algorithm, beachgoers should be famished and looking for a treat.

A treat like chum!

Hello?

It's perfectly edible, people!

Oh, come on, man; this is my livelihood!

Ah! A beautiful day, beachside.

I couldn't think of a thing that could ruin this.

I could think of a few.

Hey, you're blocking my light.

SpongeBob.

Ah, sweet karma.

It can come from the most boneheaded of places.

Wait a second.

What are those bouncing blobs of goo?

I don't know and I don't care.

Hold it!

What I want to know is why you two have ruined my attempts at having an even tan?

Oh, sorry, Squidward, we're riding on these cool goo bubbles.

They're floating out of Goo Lagoon.

Stop!

Those bubbles are dangerous!

Dangerous?

Fascinating; tell us more.

Yeah, but with visual aids.

Okay.

My scientific investigation has revealed that deep beneath the lagoon floor is a volcanic pocket of super goo.

A crack has formed, releasing bubbles with the goo to the surface, which are toxic and very unstable.

At any moment, it could lose its integrity and... boom! It'll explode!

That rodent's right.

A giant goo bubble could really level the playing field.

If someone were able to control its power, they'd control all of Bikini Bottom.

And I'm gonna be that someone.

It's so gooey.

I can fit it in my mouth.

You idiots!

That goo is dangerous!

Weren't you two morons listening?

No, not really; I drifted off.

But just look at all the cool stuff it can do.

You can make a hat or a beard.

Or an awesome toupee.

Toupee? You mean hair?

How do I look?

What is wrong with you people?

That goo can destroy everything!

Seems safe to me.

That's what they said about microwave ovens, dry cleaning, and corn dogs!

See you later, Sandy!

Yeah. These goo bubbles won't bounce themselves.

You have been warned.