I hate my life.

Pizza delivery!

Hey, man.

Finally!

Uh, that'll be $43.50.

Where's my sauce?

Uh, I wasn't given any sauce.

I ordered sauce!

Uh, listen, man, if I didn't get any sauce, I can't give you any sauce.

Are you sure you ordered it?

Why don't you have my sauce?

I'm just the delivery guy, bro!

No sauce?

Your loss!

Honestly, the nicest customer I've had all day.

This is supposed to be my summer break, but I'm working!

Hi, Lizzie; thank you so much for coming on such short notice!

- Yeah. - Your mother says you're a great babysitter.

Yeah, totally. Uh, where's the baby?

What the heck, mom? I don't need a babysitter!

Wait, Taylor? From algebra class?

Mom, you hired my classmate?

Okay, well, once you've proved you're responsible enough, then you can be home alone. Okay, bye.

I'm 17 years old; I don't need a babysitter!

My God!

Anyways, um, I pooped in my pants, so....

I got a summer job tutoring kids in math.

Be grateful!

Man! I can't find a summer job anywhere.

Have you found anything?

Actually, I got hired as a lifeguard at a retirement home.

I didn't know retirement homes had pools.

Oh, they don't.

Woman down! We got a woman down!

No! No!

Live, damn it! Live!

Broccoli cheddar day strikes again.

No!

How you doing on mac and cheese, Margaret? You need more?

Yeah.

I'm a lifeguard at the local pool; maybe you should drown some time.

Ooh, sweet! I love this job; I get to watch a ton of movies for free!

All right, first up is that Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson movie where he's punching an earthquake!

Perfect!

One month later.

I've watched 5,000 Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson movies.

Somebody kill me.

My summer job is stripping.

Hey, Dad?

Nancy and I wanna open a lemonade stand this summer.

Well, it's gonna take a lot of hard work; you'll have to build the stand yourself and squeeze lemons all day!

Well, okie-dokie!

Hey, dad, Natalie and I wanna open a lemonade stand.

Well, it'll take a lot of hard work.

First, you'll have to apply for a business permit, then form an LLC, then hire a CPA and set up a payroll....

Also, you'll need to squeeze lemons all day.

Yeah...

Never mind.

Only 28.32 hours away from my Nikes!

Focus your strength, and you'll be finished in no time.

I'm learning karate, right? That's why you're not paying me?

Yeah...

Racist little bastard.

- What? - What?

I've been a camp counselor at Camp Silly Huckus for 16 years.

Hello!

Good afternoon, sir, we're selling candy bars for children in need.

Well, isn't that a noble cause.

Here you go!

Oh, nice! We can almost get an Xbox now!

Hold on, I thought you said it's for kids in need.

Yeah, we're kids in need... of an Xbox

Here you go.

I don't have to have a summer job because my parents give me allowance.

Guess what?

While you all were being lazy bags of sh*t all summer, I worked my ass off 10 hours a day and earned just enough money to buy this brand-new iPhone! BOOM!!

- Wow. - Good for you, dude.

Yeah, and since I didn't buy insurance for it, I was able to get this smoothie instead. So suck on tha⏤

Well, at least I still have my smooth⏤

Every summer wasted ever.

- I have a line. - Well, you went along with it.

I'm so confused.

Well, at least I still have my smoothie, so...

What the eff, Emma?

I used to be in the movies.

Stop touching me, Agatha.

I'm sorry!

Well, it's gonna be a lot of hard work, slugger.

I don't know why I said that.

Slugger!

Take your candy bar!

Right in the blowhole!

He has ADHD; that's not cool!

Well, hopefully, it fixed it.

Ah! I'm in need now!

He said, "I'm in need now"?

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