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Yeah.
Okay, mail call boys.
Let's see who do we have guilty.
Alright, lefty bats fingers.
I'm fine, stretch chuckles, bingo!
Grammy wheels, boogie, red tripling.
Skeeter, stinky.
No problem guys.
I've got to explain, explain what that you squid word.
Tentacles voted most likely to suck eggs in high school are trying to pass off a lousy burger stand as a five star restaurant.
I can seek you immediately.
How did you do all this?
It was easy once I cleared my mind.
But what about crabs and patrick taken care of?
Right this way please.
Yeah.
Okay, good evening sir.
From our menu tonight, might I recommend the crabby Newburg?
We take the finest cuts of aged imported kelp, stuff them with herbs from our garden, wrap them in parchment with our award winning shallot tapenade.
Slow roast them for six hours in our wood fired clay filled oven or Kiva and serve them with a garnish of wilted coral on a mahogany plank.
This is fantastic.
Thank you, sir.
Spongebob squid word.
Let's move it boys.
Get those power shakes out and those heart rates up.
Sorry, ha, horrible sustenance.
Yeah, let's get out of here.
Harden.
I reach, go on without me.
Wait, don't squid word.
I know larry means well, but he's messing up the krusty Krab!
This used to be a shrine to the delicious crabby patty.
Now.
It's just a stinky jim.
Feel the burn.
Ahoy there, mateys?
Welcome to the crabby old Mondays.
It's my birthday.
Can I start you off with you sing the crabby monday's birthday song to my special little man.
Happy!
Happy birthday.
Happy, Happy, Can I talk to you for a second.
What's our motto here at crabby?
Oh, Mondays, sincere servants with a smile.
Well, yes, but with the crabby old monday's spirit, a squid word.
You wouldn't want to have to talk to human resources, would you?
So what's our motto again?
Uh, sincere service with a smile.
Now you're getting it.
This tastes nice.
How curses foiled again?
You turn the krusty.
Krab into some kind of museum.
That's right, my boy.
It's all history now.
But you, you have the most important job of all.
You give tours and some keys in the gift shop.
Yeah, but what if someone wants a crabby patty?
We've got plenty of crabby patties right here in the freezer.
You see customers at the museum can cook the patties themselves like this.
So convenient.
See finally a cool place for teams to just, you know, Hang out Pearl.
You're a genius.
All these young hip new customers fully on squid word.
He can't keep up with the times.
You're a true visionary pearl.
Thank you.
Spongebob.
I do have 2020 vision.
Well, hip people have to eat to back to the grill.
The customers may be hot, but my grill is hotter.
Spongebob.
Order up two Salads.
Never heard of it I gotta stay hip.
I don't want to end up like silly old squid word.
But what in the name of Davy jones's locker is a salad.
Here.
You go to salads.
You gross.
Those aren't salads.
Take those back, remove the bun, the patty and the condiments, but that leaves just lettuce and tomato.
Exactly.
All right, okay.
No buns, that's hip.
No patties happening.
Oh yeah, that's definitely the coolest meal I ever saw salads.
This is fantastic.
The local hockey team is paying me to practice here.
Where'd the puck go plankton?
I did it.
I finally got a crabby patty.
Not quite plankton.
You'll have to get past me first.
There's the puck.
That little square guy has it?
Get him?
Yes, you're mine.
Now you won't get away with this plankton.
Hey, spongebob.
Long time no.
See what you've been up to.
How was your weekend?
Oh my weekend was fabulous.
Thank you for asking.
Holy crabby patties of frozen settle upon.
I'll be out of here in no time greetings, primitive spongebob.
Is that you?
Spongebob?
No, I am sponge tron.
Welcome to the future.
What?
Welcome to the future Tara.
Okay, what's going on here?
Why is everything chrome?
Everything is chrome in the future?
Oh my impossible.
He's lying.
He's right.
Of course I'm right squid word.
Just ask my clones.
Sponge, trans X, Y and z.
Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here.
Sure all 486 of them.
Future future future.
You thanks.
Now listen, all of you?
I don't belong here.
This is all a horrible mistake please.
We've got to do something fishing.
Somebody say jelly fishing.
Hi pat tron, just listen to me.
I'm not supposed to be here.
I gotta get home to my own time period.
I gotta go.
Well, why didn't you just ask?
The time machine is down the hall to the left.
Ha ha ha.
Okay.
Mhm.
Oops.
Oh yeah, that one's the can opener.
Try the one on the right.
Well, I wouldn't have chosen this interior.
Watch this.
Well, if Spongebob exists in the future, I'd better go to bob.
Yes.
Mhm.
Say this crappy patty tastes even better than usual.
What's in it?
Spongebob?
Well, it's the same old patty except now.
Each one has a pinch of chum, added a pinch of chum.
Good working boy.
Yeah.
Mhm.
Oh, isn't it beautiful.
Where are all the new hotel employees?
We first hotel guest.
Watch me really mean, Welcome to the Krusty Towers.
Where our motto is we shall never deny a guest.
Even the most ridiculous request.
That's great.
I'd like a double crabby patty with no onions and extra pickles.
If you want a crabby patty, you'll have to rent a room and order room service.
I've only got an hour for lunch or you reel that one in like a pro.
Okay, squid Where you run the front desk, I'd like a crabby patty please.
This is a hotel.
Now, if you want a crabby patty, you'll have to get a room and order room service.
Okay, one crabby patty and one room with cheese.
Can I get cheese on the crabby patty to patrick.
You only live 400 yards away.
Why do you want to check into a hotel?
Sometimes?
I just need to get away from it all, wow.
This hotel has everything.
Give me that.
Sign the register.
I didn't know there'd be a test.
I didn't study patrick.
All you have to do is write your name.
Oh, okay.
Do you mind?
Don't look done close enough.
Here's your room key.
I'll need some help with my bags.
How can you have bags?
You just found out this is a hotel.
This is a hotel spongebob.
S.
Quickly take patrick and his bags to his room.
What about my crabby patty?
And bring him a crabby patty squid word.
You can take Patrick's bags up to his room.
Spongebob, you go make the crabby patty.
Oh, mr crabs.
What's the matter, afraid of a little manual labor?
I'm squid word and I have to work for a living.
Fine.
Let's go patrick, step right up folks, take a ride on the krusty sponge.
Fun train tickets are only a dollar 98 bucks.
Not including.
Okay, how am I gonna do this now?
Is that you?
Mr crabs?
I really think I should be getting back to the grill now.
Are you kidding lad.
Just looking on the pain customers.
Who's ready for another laugh.
Hey squid word.
Look at this.
We're charging 50 to smack a room for this little guy.
What is that?
I don't know.
So get a bean paste or something.
Whoa.
It is the rare fruit of the tree, so it's supposed to smell like rotten gym socks.
Its naturally rancid order can only be neutralized by shredded gold.
He's shredded.
Go couldn't we use this expensive ingredients press can be no object when dealing with exquisite food like this.
It must be prepared with only the finest ingredients and eaten with only the finest silverware while sitting on the finest furniture is not the chair I ordered.
Yeah, well you see those were out of stock and this fork are plastic spray painted to look silver, is it not?
I cannot prepare food under these conditions.
Alright sir.
It's time but it's too soon.
I'm not ready to let them go free.
But you said to go ahead with the plan, no matter how hard you fight me, I don't remember saying anything like that.
I do Three crabby patties, get you're totally and completely free of charge crabby patties.
It's for your own good Eugene free crabby patties.
Come and get your free crabby daddy's for a second there.
I thought we were gonna have to give away a ton of crabby patties, but it looks like free.
Ain't even enough to jump start my business.
Wait free.
Ain't even enough businesses dunes.
I'll have a medium fries.
A large crabby patty and a medium drink.
Coming right up sir.
Spongebob.
I need a medium fries, large crappy patty and a medium drink.
I'll have that ready in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
That ought to fix it.
Thank you.
Come again.