Not filing an income tax return.

Well now I suppose I do pay you this money.

Mind you, I don't say that I'm going to, but just for the sake of argument, what's the government going to do with it?

What do you mean?

Well what do I get for my money?

For instance, if I go into a department store and buy something, why?

There it is.

I can see it.

Well, what are they going to give me?

The government gives you everything it protects you from what?

Well, invasion.

How do you think the government's gonna keep up the army and navy with all those battleships, battleships?

Last time we used battleships was in the spanish american war.

And what do we get out of that cuba And we gave that back?

Well I wouldn't mind paying for something sensible.

What about Congress and the Supreme Court and the President?

We gotta pay them, don't we?

Not with my money.

No, sir.

Now now wait a minute.

I didn't come here to argue everybody.

Hello, Tony.

Has everybody acquainted with everybody?

Oh yes indeed.

We've had a most delightful talk about love and marriage.

I'm sorry I tried to hurry.

Look.

Mr Vanderhof, all I know is you haven't paid an income tax and you've got to pay it.

Hello?

What was that?

I said you've got to pay it?

You've got to show me we don't have to show you.

I just told you who's gonna pay for all those buildings down in Washington and interstate commerce and the constitution?

The constitution has been paid for years ago.

And as for interstate conflict.

What is interstate commerce anyway?

There are 48 states, see, and if it weren't for interstate commerce, nothing could go from one state to another sea.

Well, why not?

Have they got fences?

No, they haven't got fences.

They've got laws.

Holy smokes.

I never ran across anything like this before.

Well, I might pay you about $75.

It isn't worth a cent more.

You pay every cent just like anybody else.

Now, listen to me, you've got a deal.

If you don't pay to hear that, that's law.

And if you think you're bigger than the law, you got a little thing coming, just the same as anybody else.

And the sooner you get that through your head, the better.