Why would I be followed?

People follow people in these types of situations, man.

You sure you weren't followed?

Oh boy.

What?

People stick one quick look around, make sure no one followed you here, let's put this down, look around, make sure come down.

That's what you get.

Shut the door, take the chain off and let me in.

I picked them off.

Already ready.

The hell is going on with you.

What are we doing here?

I don't want an assassin in my apartment.

We don't want this guy knowing where we live.

Right.

Use your head, hang on a second.

You guys already went ahead and found someone and he's coming here.

Big time.

Not we, I found a guy.

Yeah, it was pretty easy as easy as buying a used futon.

You found a hit man online and they don't write hit man.

That's dumb.

So they use little code words like wet work, right?

Liquidation, skilled professional with years of experience in domestic and international.

Wet work, fast and discreet, no Children, no political figures.

That last part was important to me when I saw that I thought, okay, this is a good I still feel like we should have got a cheese plate or something for this guy just to make this.

That was definitely a car.

Mhm.

He looks like James Bond.

He really does.

Dude.

I bet he carries one of those guns that you screw together.

Looks like the coolest guns.

They make so dangerous.

What if what if that is an undercover cop.

Come on.

What if it's a real thing.

He charges so much money?

We can't afford it?

He gets piste off kills us?

All of us.

Hold on.

That's the thing could that happen?

You gotta let him in now.

How's my hair?

What do you mean?

How's your hair?

It doesn't matter.

Let's do this.

Okay.

Ready?

Yeah.

Are you down?

I am the one they call dale.

Please come in.

Thank you.

Mhm.

All three of you participating in this.

Mhm.

Well, um yes, Very well.

Now before we go any further, I need to know if there are any hidden recording devices in the room.

I will find out if there are.

I'm sure you would, but there's none because that would be stupid of us and we're not stupid then let's get started.

I love this guy.

And you do know that we we just want to start with the Whoa, whoa, whoa, Wait, what's this for?

For the mess?

What?

I wouldn't want to stay.

Oh my God, I knew it.

Who's first?

Who's first?

You know, we don't want you to kill.

We want you to kill another person.

Anyone's first.

Probably got Gentlemen.

Gentlemen, What are you talking about?

Your dad said you do wet work.

That's correct.

I urinate on other men for money.

What was that?

I think he said he pisses on dudes.

Why else do you think?

My ad was in the men seeking men section?

Where was it?

You idiot Would you be dumber.

Why were you looking in the men looking for a man?

How do people let you work on their teeth?

They don't actually I just hand the tools to me that I've driven all this way and nobody wants to get pissed on.

Well it's not our thing.

Sorry about that.

Can I use your toilet?

I stored up rather a large amount of pee for this.

Sure.

Yeah, it's right through there.

Thank yourself.

And by the way, I still want my $200 Understandable.

We insist $200, $200.3 people.

I thought it was such a good deal.

You dipshit.

It reflects poorly on me that you're my friend.

What's going on?

That was almost all over us.

Mhm.

Yeah.