Every Time The Krabby Patty Formula Gets STOLEN Ever! ?? | SpongeBob

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[whimpering]
Krabs.
Fine. Anything to get that bag with a bag outta here.
Say, cheese!
Cheese!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Finally! The secret formula is mine!
I knew your sincerity was insincere, sir!
I didn't know anything about this, Eugene!
Honest!
But I love it!
Now we can rule the world as a family.
Eh, Grandma?
[laughing]
Sorry, Sheldon, but I'm not sharing this formula,
with you!
But Grandma!
Adios, Mi amore!
Muah!
[mumbling]
[laughing]
Press-o-Inviso.
[humming]
Wah.
Can't see my own feet.
[humming]
Don't you go anywhere while I clean your homie womie.
Out of sight...
[laughing]
out of my mind.
[groaning]
Hey, watch it!
I'm gonna wah... the secret formula!
Must be one of Krabs' tricks.
He'll pop out any second now.
Well!
Nothing. Alright.
I really did it!
Hey, Karen! Guess what!
I finally got the Krabby Patty secret formula!
How you like me now?
It's genuine.
Come here, you big hunk of aquatic organism!
Ooh! I knew you could do it!
Welcome to the original Krysty...
Curses. Foiled again.
Never happened.
Now, to make my escape.
[laughing]
Aren't you gonna try and stop me?
That'll be $1.99, please.
What do you mean, $1.99?
You're not going to step on me?
I've got the secret formula, you know?
Anyone can have a secret formula.
We sell 'em in the gift shop.
See? They're all just fakes.
Everything here is a fake.
Yeah, forget it.
What's the world coming to?
Alright, just give me one frozen Krabby Patty to go.
Ding.
[laughing]
Yes, you fool!
Oh, you selfish green twit!
It's our wedding anniversary!
Oh, that.
Yippee!
Oh! You forgot!
And I got you the perfect gift!
The Krappy Patty formula?
How did you get it?
First I went to the Krusty Krab.
One Krabby Patty, please.
Thank you.
Whatever.
Muah.
What?
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
Well, you can tell me later.
You're not getting this until you get me a gift!
Ugh.
Secret recipe, where are you?
Aha!
Hello, future!
[laughing]
Yes!
Huh?
What the...?
Where is my museum?
Finally, the Krabby Patty Secret recipe!
[laughing]
Did me out when my life doesn't stink.
Oh no.
Don't hurt yourself, Poopsie.
Quiet, Karen!
What's your plan to open the safe?
Power drill?
Explosives?
The large [indiscernible]?
Nah, I'll just use the combination.
Diabolical!
I can almost taste that Krabby Patty, now.
The formula is mine!
You'll have to get past me first, Plankton!
Krabs!
And you'll have to get past me, too!
Ow.
Tell your giant goon to head over me formula, Plankton!
Daddy! I'm a flunky, not a goon!
Stay outta this, Pearl.
Pearl!
What are you doing with me bitter enemy?
Working for Plankton is my summer job.
I was just doing what you said.
Remember? A good employee following their boss's orders.
Yeah, but, but not when your boss is...
oh, me and my big mouth.
I bid you good day, sir.
You gotta swallow it, here...
on the premises.
Oh, come on.
I'll allow it.
Fine!
[gasping]
Can I go now?
[screaming]
Karen, quick!
You gotta cut this Krabby Patty outta me, stat!
But what about anesthetic?
There's no time.
I can feel it digesting.
Whatever you say, dear.
Hold still. This may pinch a little.
[screaming]
Huh?
What a long day.
I can't take it!
What is it, Plankton?
Hold that thought, baby.
I uh, I forgot something down here.
I'll be right back!
Can't believe this is really happening.
Krabby Patty secret formula is finally mine!
Oh.
Huh?
Eh.
Is this some kind of a horrible nightmare?
A projector?
You tricked me with a simulation!
[laughing]
Plankton! Are you ready?
Plankton?
[gasping]
Plankton!
Uh, I'm ready?
Wait a minute.
Was this band
just a front so you could steal the Krabby Patty secret formula?
What? No!
I was in it for the music, man!
Hmm.
Here's a fresh bottle you can use.
Did you just?
[gasping]
I did!
The secret formula!
Flight 291 is now boarding.
All passengers please proceed to gate four.
Let's take off [indiscernible].
[screaming]
Wah!
Ahh!
Gimme that!
[screaming]
Oh!
Phew! That was close.
Wait! SpongeBob!
Give another chance!
So long, Imitation Krabs!
Bye bye!
I knew it was you all along, Mr. Krabs.
Here you go.
Thank you, SpongeDoop.
Ha ha ha.
What?
Don't forget your lucky, penny.
Joy.
This might be your lucky day!
[laughing]
The self destruct coin slot has been activated.
Ten seconds till detonation.
Coin operated self destruct, not one of my better ideas.
Help!
Ow.
The Krabby Patty recipe!
Yes, yes, yes!
Here it is!
My mouth is watering.
My tastebuds are tingling.
Mmm. Boy, yes.
It feels so good!
I can feel it all the way to my finger... stumps.
All of the ingredients coming together
in perfect harmony, and it's all mine!
[laughing]
Okay. That was weird.
Like I was saying, the Krabby Patty recipe
is the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab.
Who said that?
What happening... to me?
So warm and... fuzzy!
It hurts.
It hurts!
It's beautiful.
[laughing]
All of the delicious ingredients living in perfect harmony.
You've got the recipe?
I sure did.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Bringing it back to the Chum Bucket.
Karen, wouldn't that be stealing?
Kar... stealing?
The Krabby Patty recipe
is the delicious sole property of the Krusty Krab.
Oh brother.
Honestly.
It would mean a lot to me.
You...
you're serious?
Eugene,
if I take this formula from you now,
there will always be a hint of doubt.
Come on, take it.
You sure?
[sighing]
Life is good, Krabs.
Sure is, buddy.
Sure is.
Yeah, baby!
This is it! Yeah!
Woo! Woo hoo hoo!
[laughing]
I got it, I got it.
My diabolical, extremely convoluted plan worked!
I shoulda been a politician!
[laughing]
I'd never give you the formula!
First, we'll need a distraction inside the Krusty Krab.
That's where the identical twins puppies come into play.
Aw! I want one. It's so...
cute!
Free from Krabs' watchful eye,
Acrobat Puppy can begin his infiltration.
[snoring]
Once Acrobat Puppy gets inside Krabs' office,
he'll open the window for Demolitions Puppy.
Then Demolitions Puppy will blow the safe wide open!
With the safe door open,
That formula is mine!
And finally, just for fun.
Comic Relief Puppy adds a dollop of humor.
Woo hoo!
That's never gonna work!
[laughing]
But it already has.
What do you think the puppies have been doing all this time?
Now, to open my prize!
Give it here, you big, stupid baby.
Ow!
[laughing]
I've got it!
Just like taking candy from a baby!
Get it, Krabs? Like taking candy from you!
Hey. What are you doing?
[laughing]
Woo!
Uh oh.
Ahem.
Mama's Evil Little Genius needs a diaper!
Come on!
Open... up!
Open sesame.
It's no use, Karen.
It won't budge.
Of course not, Einstein.
It has a time lock.
It won't open until tomorrow morning.
Well, I've waited this long.
What's a few more...
excrutiatingly long
hours.
Come back here with the formula!
[arguing]
He's over there!
Stop him!
[indiscernible] I can't help it!
I'm a cleptomaniac!
Grrr!
[laughing]
Ow!
You're under arrest!
But I'm innocent.
No one is innocent!
Whoa. Things got dark fast.
Ack!
Huh?
Hi, Mr. Krabs.
What are you doing here, SpongeBob?
Oh. When I can't sleep, I come here,
to be close to the formula.
It comforts me.
Well comfort time's over now!
I'm trading the formula to Plankton
for a lifetime supply of chocolate.
I can't let you do that, Mr. Krabs.
You'll thank me for this later!
Get a better grip.
Okay. Okay.
Plankton! Where are you?
I got the formula!
I'm here to collect me chum!
I'm up here, Krabs!
Whoa!
Woo hoo!
Just look at that chum!
And it's all for me!
[laughing]
Oh, I'm so sorry, Krabs.
You foiled too many of my plans over the years
for me not to double cross you now.
This time I have the upper hand!
Get it?
Upper hand.
[laughing]
I win!
You get nothing!
[screaming]
[gasping]
No!
[squealing]
No!
I win!
I always win!
[laughing]
Not to rain on your parade or anything, but you always lose.
No, SpongeBob, I always win!
[gasping]
Mr. Krabs?
That's right!
I stole me on formula!
But if you're Mr. Krabs then who's...
Mr. Krabs is a robot!
No, you idiot.
Plankton! What the barnacles is going on here?
Still don't see him.
[gasping]
The safe!
I'm in the clear, baby!
It's beautiful.
No, no tears.
Not yet.
There's work to be done.
[laughing]
At long last!
[cheering]
And the secret formula is...
one bottle of molting lotion, take passport photo,
get new safe, travel size.
This isn't the secret formula!
It's a to do list!
[screaming]
[screaming]
The secret recipe for one Krabby Patty is...
a pinch of salt...
Plankton, wait!
three teaspoons of chopped onions,
I'm warning ya!
a cup of love,
Don't do it!
mix together with the most important ingredient of all,
four heaping pounds
of freshly ground...
Plankton?
I warned ya.
[screaming]
Grr.
Okay, I'll do it.
Yeah.
Here. I hope you choke on it.
I can't believe it!
After all these years, it's mine!
I am so happy I could just burst.
This bubble that is.
[gasping]
[laughing]
Oh, that dirty little double timer.
Don't worry.
He's about to get what's coming to him.
Now to see what's inside a Krabby Patty.
Just one ingredient.
Darn it, Krabs!
Ow.
How about a hug, Krabs, old pal?
I'd like that Planky, old chum.
[crying]
Doesn't this warm your heart, Karen?
I suppose it would if I had one.
I'm sorry, Krabs, old buddy.
[crying]
Me too.
Now, Karen! Back off, rag boy!
[laughing]
[gasping]
Sabbotage!
Go, Karen!
Yow! Eww eww!
Doh! It's alive!
Hold on.
Plankton!
[screaming]
What are we gonna do?
[gasping]
Okay, Alright.
We'll just pretend
everything's normal until closing time.
Then we'll steal the formula back from Plankton.
[gasping]
Me Krabby Patty recipe. What's it doing out here?
Oh ho!
Shoulda known!
Plankton.
Hey, Krabs. Eh...
Happy Eleventy seven?
It's launchin' time.
Please, Krabs!
No, I can't take it anymore!
No more launching, please!
Oh, alright.
Since I'm in such a good mood, I'll go easy on you this time.
Ow!
There.
Happy landings, Plankton!
You know, this isn't so bad.
Everyone looks like little ants from up here.
[laughing]
Wait, help.
[laughing]
Krabs?
What the barnacle is going on here?
It's your arch competitor, Krabs!
His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty
and ruin our restaurant!
That's terrible!
Yeah!
But the worst part of it is...
Good grief! He's naked!
[laughing]
Clothe me if you can, silly land lovers!
[laughing]
I'm gonna make you eat those words, Krabs!
[laughing]
No shirt, no shoes, no service!
[laughing]
Oh, you got me.
Well, at least it's underwire.
Here's your stinking Patty.
I don't understand.
Is there a gas leak in here?
In your face, Krabs.
[humming]
Krabs? SpongeBoob?
Why aren't you in Dullsville?
We never left Sheldon.
The Mr. Krabs and SpongeBoob
who followed the robot you to Dullsville,
were also robots!
Gotcha!
[laughing]
Hate!
So, the way I see it,
Mr. Krabs and Plankton are just using us as pawns
in their dumb secret formula war.
Agreed.
Yeah. I mean, who cares if
that guy steals the secret formula anyway?
Grow up. That's what I say.
Agreed
So, you're the real Krabs and SpongeBob?
Gimme that!
Huh?
[screaming]
Help!
[yelling]
[arguing]
Yo, Krusty Krab. May I take your order?
No, Mr. Krabs is unable to come to the phone right now.
He's trapped in a dust cloud brawl.
Yeah, he'll have to call you back.
Gee. I hope our robot lookalikes are okay.
Bless their heart like pneumatic pumps.
We've had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs!
Come on, Plankton. Let's get outta here.
Maybe the lad was right.
Maybe Plankton's gone straight.
And maybe scallops'll fly out of my pants!
Hang on there, laddie!
Imma coming!
[groaning]
Sorry.
[laughing]
[gasping]
[laughing]
I can't believe that actually worked.
[screaming]
[screaming]
[mumbling]
Good morning, Krusty Krew.
Ready to cook up a new batch of Krabby Patties...
Why are you two smoldering?
We're sorry, Mr. Krabs!
No, he's delirious!
He doesn't know what he's saying.
No! Mr. Krabs deserves the truth!
We accidentally threw away the
Krabby Patty formula and Plankton found it!
We tried to steal it back, but we failed!
You did what?!
Plankton stole me formula!
That's what he said. Uh huh.
Then I'll just have to steal it back.
Hmm.
Huh?
Ooh.
Don't worry. I'll [indiscernible]
So, it's up to you to be the watchful eyes of... what's this?
It's Krabs' business rival, Plankton.
Eat my microscopic dust, Krabs.
Your secret formula is finally mine!
He's stealing the formula.
What are you going to do, Mr. Squarepants?
[screaming]
You'll never catch me, Krabs.
Not when I shift into maximum overdrive.
Hi ya!
I knew I should've gotten the turbo.
Little help here.
Did you enjoy the surprise party, Mr. Krabs?
Eh.
I'll tell you in a second.
Huh?
That fool, Krabs, left the Krabby Patty formula behind!
[laughing]
Mommie.
Ooh. Yes, boy-o.
I enjoyed it very much.
I can explain, Eugene.
I...I was just keeping it warm for you.
- Yeah. - Sure.
I believe you.
Say, since you went through all the trouble
of getting here, there you go, Plankton.
Enjoy the scenery.
Hey, where'd he go?
Checkmate, Krabs!
[laughing]
Ow.
Good job, boy-o.
I simply refuse to fail, sir.
Bring me the Krabby Patty formula!
Sorry, boss.
We looked everywhere for it, but we can't find it.
Did you try looking in the safe?
Oh.
Eureka!
[laughing]
Plankton, don't do it.
Sorry, Krabs.
Nothing can stop me now.
Except the law.
What's happening?
SpongeBob warned me you were planning a jailbreak,
so it took the precaution of hiding the entire
Bikini Bottom police force in me safe.
Come along, Plankton.
It's back to jail for you.
Huh?
What's this?
[screaming]
Can ya spot him, Mr. Squidward?
Down there, sir!
[gasping]
There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress.
There is only one [indiscernible],
Plankton.
Finally, victory is mine.
I win.
Iwin! I win!
[laughing]
He got away, sir.
No!
He's finally stolen me secret recipe.
perhaps not Mr. Krabs for its, SpongeBob Squarepants!
Try again.
Oh, try again.
[screaming]
You try it again! I'm making my move!
It's finally mine.
Time to kick this baby in a four claw drive!
Wait, Sandy!
We can work this out!
My pelt!
Mr. Krabs!
Sandy's making off with the formula!
[gasping]
Sandy, you're naked
and you don't have any clothes on.
Unhand my pelt, you unknown varmit!
Only from my cold dead feelers!
Plankton! I should've known this was your doing!
Now, feel this!
Hi ya!
Gotcha!
Hey, what you doing, boy?
My new magical talking spatula that I got from Plankton
says it needs your Krabby Patty Secret formula.
SpongeBob, no!
I mean, it was your talking spatula you say?
That you got from Plankton.
Well.
Why didn't you say so?
Here, give your talking spatula this recipe.
Mr. Krabs, I think your blinker's broken.
Just read it.
Aye aye! Okay, Sizzle Master,
the first ingredient is five gallons
combustible cooking oil.
Yes, Karen, begin production!
one sack coral dust, extra spicy
one bucket fire algae paste, and the final ingredient,
disulfide.
Yes!
[laughing]
Wait. How much disulfide?
The whole enchilada.
I had no idea that stuff was approved for restaurant use.
Oh, it's not, Plankton.
Krabs?
Oh no.
Alright two faced, what's the big idea?
What have you been doing all this time?
Oh. Nothing much here.
Just stealing the formula.
Wha?
Taking over this restaurant.
Hooray for Plank-Krab.
He's the best boss ever!
[screaming]
[laughing]
Duck!
Disengage!
Me secret formula!
Happy birthday Krabs!
Don't forget your condiments, Plankton!
Atta boy, SpongeBob!
Safe!
[humming]
[laughing]
No need to wonder about this!
I got your formula!
[laughing]
Yee haw!
Aren't you getting a little tired of this, Plankton?
Come on, Krabs.
Don't you have any respect for tradition?
[laughing]
Of course I do.
That's why I'm doing this.
Ow.
Then where's me restaurant?
Perhaps over there.
[gasping]
And where's me formula?
Perhaps over there.
The Chum Bucket, now serving Krabby Patties!
We're too late!
We'll see about that boy-o.
Whoa, whoa!
You can't cut in line!
We've been waiting for a Krabby Patty for three stinking days!
This will only take a minute.
Keep your pants on out there!
I'll get your Krabby Patties
just as soon as I get this bottle open!
Not if I have anything to say and or do about it.
Krabs!
Why aren't you frozen under the barren tundra?
I guess I didn't want to miss
the big unveiling of my sandwich!
Well, it would have happened if I could've dislodged
this stupid cork.
Oh. That's easy.
Patrick!
[laughing]
I got it now, Krabsy!
Something's not right, Gary.
I better get you to the vet.
[meowing]
Ha! I lost him!
And now I'm lost!
[screaming]
My head.
Ooh.
I must be in the center of the shell.
What's that?
This is it! Just like I thought!
It was hidden here all the time!
The secret Krabby Patty formula.
It's beautiful!
The heavenly light, I always knew I'd see it once
I'd gotten the formula.
Let me bask in it's glory!
Well, that's odd.
Who's that?
Hey, it's Plankton.
What's he got there?
Looks like one of my old grocery lists.
I don't know how he got in there.
But the gases inside this shell
are making the little guy hallucinate.
He would've smelled the gases if he had a nose.
Like most good hearted people.
[laughing]
I got it!
I finally got the formula!
It's mine!
Open the sparkling apple juice, Karen!
Daddy's bringing the bacon home!
[laughing]